Sex vs. Beer

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't. 😉

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

I'll pass on that.

alcohol > women.

you haven't had a real woman yet boy 😉
she'd be intoxicating

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I pity mame's partner 😉

heh sex > beer, but it isn't a big margin 😛

she thinks I'm a god in bed, seriously 😉

translation: she fakes orgasms well :laugh:

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
i vote for BEX

:thumbsup:

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: chrisms
But without beer we would have never discovered sex!

hmm, I had sex,long before I drank Any beer,
except for Hires Rootbeer. LOL

 

[chrisms]

Considering this is both a sex and a beer thread, I will guess that this thread will end at either 75 replies (the average of both averages) or 150 (the sum of the averages).

 

[rickn]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't. 😉

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

I'll pass on that.

alcohol > women.

you haven't had a real woman yet boy 😉
she'd be intoxicating

be sure to put down a hefty bag underneath the fitted sheet

 

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't. 😉

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

I'll pass on that.

alcohol > women.

you haven't had a real woman yet boy 😉
she'd be intoxicating

pfft. I know all too well.

But before sex, after sex, and even during sex, beer will always be there for ya.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't. 😉

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

I'll pass on that.

alcohol > women.

you haven't had a real woman yet boy 😉
she'd be intoxicating

pfft. I know all too well.

But before sex, after sex, and even during sex, beer will always be there for ya.

actually.... you are preaching to the choir :beer: 😉

 

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't. 😉

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

I'll pass on that.

alcohol > women.

you haven't had a real woman yet boy 😉
she'd be intoxicating

pfft. I know all too well.

But before sex, after sex, and even during sex, beer will always be there for ya.

actually.... you are preaching to the choir :beer: 😉

Some fine gentleman once said; "I will finally be at peace when I don't wake up in the morning with an erection."

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't. 😉

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

I'll pass on that.

alcohol > women.

you haven't had a real woman yet boy 😉
she'd be intoxicating

pfft. I know all too well.

But before sex, after sex, and even during sex, beer will always be there for ya.

actually.... you are preaching to the choir :beer: 😉

Some fine gentleman once said; "I will finally be at peace when I don't wake up in the morning with an erection."

really.... but won't you feel old when morning wood goes by the wayside?

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I pity mame's partner 😉

heh sex > beer, but it isn't a big margin 😛

she thinks I'm a god in bed, seriously 😉

translation: she fakes orgasms well :laugh:

she's never faked an orgasim before

I don't understand why girls would fake them anyway

 

[biostud]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I pity mame's partner 😉

heh sex > beer, but it isn't a big margin 😛

she thinks I'm a god in bed, seriously 😉

translation: she fakes orgasms well :laugh:

she's never faked an orgasim before

I don't understand why girls would fake them anyway

:laugh:

 

[xirtam]

Well, that search will include the "Sex in the parking lot," which has nothing to do with sex and everything to do with cars. And drinking and driving don't mix, so I'm not sure what we're left with.

 

[DAGTA]

No comparison. I feel that anyone that honestly thinks beer is anywhere near as good as sex must really suck in bed.

 

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: SampSon
ps. When you get older, beer still works, sex doesn't. 😉

sure it does. you just need to use your beer to swallow some viagra.

I'll pass on that.

alcohol > women.

you haven't had a real woman yet boy 😉
she'd be intoxicating

pfft. I know all too well.

But before sex, after sex, and even during sex, beer will always be there for ya.

actually.... you are preaching to the choir :beer: 😉

Some fine gentleman once said; "I will finally be at peace when I don't wake up in the morning with an erection."

really.... but won't you feel old when morning wood goes by the wayside?

At that point I probably won't care.

It'll be whiskey, shuffleboard and travelling for me.

 

[Lorn]

I thought Star Wars was more important.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I pity mame's partner 😉

heh sex > beer, but it isn't a big margin 😛

she thinks I'm a god in bed, seriously 😉

translation: she fakes orgasms well :laugh:

she's never faked an orgasim before

I don't understand why girls would fake them anyway

"Well you know... when it's getting late and I just want to get some sleep"

 

[chrisms]

I will never add a poll because I've already proved what ATOT thinks through my research

 

[chrisms]

traitors all of you

 

[n7]

Originally posted by: Riceball
Yes it is true.

sex>liquor>beer

QFT.

 

[RobCur]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
beer definitely is related to sex. i believe they are first cousins.

beer is what you drink to tire you up has the same effect as sexes
explosion is the ansewr my friend explosion yeah
me like beer sometimes when i can't get laid
sometimes.adsf. shses.

 

[meltdown75]

funny thread.

it's the unstoppable force vs. the immovable object. yin vs. yang. call it what you want, but i doubt i'd ever be able to declare a true winner!

:beer: :lips:

 

[chrisms]

Originally posted by: n7

Originally posted by: Riceball
Yes it is true.

sex>liquor>beer

QFT.

QFQOT

 

[thegimp03]

Sex is much more fun than beer, imo. Most fun is had when they are done in conjunction with one another.

 

[MAME]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: MAME

Originally posted by: oogabooga
I pity mame's partner 😉

heh sex > beer, but it isn't a big margin 😛

she thinks I'm a god in bed, seriously 😉

translation: she fakes orgasms well :laugh:

she's never faked an orgasim before

I don't understand why girls would fake them anyway

"Well you know... when it's getting late and I just want to get some sleep"

when she initiates?