Sex or Music?

[Alone]

How did you think the poll worked?

Obviously the opposite way that you do.

 

[erikistired]

There are a bunch of losers round here who have been though life without sex, so continuing without it seems ok.

eh. i've had sex and i've had music. i'll keep the music.

 

[SlitheryDee]

It's easy for me to pick sex over music because I just don't listen to that much music anymore. Novels or other reading for entertainment vs. sex would be hard. Gaming vs. sex would be hard.

 

[HAL9000]

Obviously the opposite way that you do.

The way it works is, you choose. Do you want sex in your life? or do you want music in your life? if you want sex, you choose the sex option, if you want music, you choose the music option. How did you think it worked?

 

[Exterous]

Well - I'm still allowed to masturbate right? Can I stick it in a vacuum cleaner? If so then I'll keep music

 

[HAL9000]

Well - I'm still allowed to masturbate right? Can I stick it in a vacuum cleaner? If so then I'll keep music

You are not. No other sex acts, as per the OP.

 

[Zen0]

The way it works is, you choose. Do you want sex in your life? or do you want music in your life? if you want sex, you choose the sex option, if you want music, you choose the music option. How did you think it worked?

I already explained how your brain has clearly failed to logically propose the question and the poll.

 

[KaOTiK]

Easy, sex.

I'm not a music person, just don't care much at all about music.

 

[nonameo]

The way it works is, you choose. Do you want sex in your life? or do you want music in your life? if you want sex, you choose the sex option, if you want music, you choose the music option. How did you think it worked?

wait - can I still masturbate? will choosing music erase any awareness I have of sex?(in otherwords, it needs to be like it doesn't exist)

edit: oops, I see now that someone asked about masturbation. Still leaves the question about awareness.

 

[HAL9000]

I already explained how your brain has clearly failed to logically propose the question and the poll.

Oh OK cool!

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

eh. i've had sex and i've had music. i'll keep the music.

Then you've never fucked a good looking chick.

 

[HAL9000]

wait - can I still masturbate? will choosing music erase any awareness I have of sex?(in otherwords, it needs to be like it doesn't exist)

The world continues, but you are incapable, unable to have sex or commit any sex act. Including masturbation.

 

[Exterous]

You are not. No other sex acts, as per the OP.

Well, according to Webster a sex act is:
: an act performed with another for sexual gratification

so self gratification still counts.

:hmm: Was my emphasis on another good enough? I can't tell. Maybe I should upload a wav file too...

Besides - a vacuum is clearly not a person

 

[HAL9000]

Well, according to Webster a sex act is:
: an act performed with another for sexual gratification

so self gratification still counts.

:hmm: Was my emphasis on another good enough? I can't tell. Maybe I should upload a wav file too...

Besides - a vacuum is clearly not a person

Good spot, I'll update the OP.

 

[Exterous]

Good spot, I'll update the OP.

Well, now I just don't know what I would do...

Are you sure I can't use a vacuum? What about a shop-vac? Hammer?

 

[nonameo]

The world continues, but you are incapable, unable to have sex or commit any sex act. Including masturbation.

So basically I have to live with wanting sex, but still have to know that I will never, ever get it. No, even if I have a low probability of ever having sex, I can still masturbate and its not like its hopeless. Not only that, if I choose music I don't get the benefits of being a eunuch, which are pretty huge.

So, its not that I dislike music, I just don't want to exacerbate sexual frustration. If I could give up sex and have no sexual desire, then I'd pick that ASAP. I'd give up both music AND sex to have that.

 

[Obsy]

Music. I can still think about sex and have happy thoughts, right?

 

[HAL9000]

Well, now I just don't know what I would do...

Are you sure I can't use a vacuum? What about a shop-vac? Hammer?

Sorry, a life of sex with anyone, yourself, an animal, an object. Is off limits in that situation.

 

[Exterous]

I can still masturbate

Apparently not. I am still waiting to hear if we can use a vacuum or hammer though

Edit: No go there either

 

[yh125d]

Well, according to Webster a sex act is:
: an act performed with another for sexual gratification

so self gratification still counts.

:hmm: Was my emphasis on another good enough? I can't tell. Maybe I should upload a wav file too...

Besides - a vacuum is clearly not a person

Who cares what some douchebag named webster thinks, masturbation is sex with someone I love

 

[HAL9000]

So basically I have to live with wanting sex, but still have to know that I will never, ever get it. No, even if I have a low probability of ever having sex, I can still masturbate and its not like its hopeless. Not only that, if I choose music I don't get the benefits of being a eunuch, which are pretty huge.

So, its not that I dislike music, I just don't want to exacerbate sexual frustration. If I could give up sex and have no sexual desire, then I'd pick that ASAP. I'd give up both music AND sex to have that.

Fair enough.

Music. I can still think about sex and have happy thoughts, right?

Happy thoughts are on the table.

 

[Exterous]

Sorry, a life of sex with anyone, yourself, an animal, an object. Is off limits in that situation.

Well, living without music would be tough but depriving the entire world of the possibility of having sex with me would be cruel and inhumane so I guess I would sacrifice music for the good of the world. (I am a great guy like that)

 

[HAL9000]

Well, living without music would be tough but depriving the entire world of the possibility of having sex with me would be cruel and inhumane so I guess I would sacrifice music for the good of the world. (I am a great guy like that)

How gracious.

 

[Exterous]

Who cares what some douchebag named webster thinks, masturbation is sex with someone I love

He seemed nice enough - although I had to suck that definition out of a hose blindfolded which was odd

 

[Exterous]

How gracious.

You're welcome! :awe: