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Sex or Music?

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Sex or Music?

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It's easy for me to pick sex over music because I just don't listen to that much music anymore. Novels or other reading for entertainment vs. sex would be hard. Gaming vs. sex would be hard.
 
Alone said:
Obviously the opposite way that you do.
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The way it works is, you choose. Do you want sex in your life? or do you want music in your life? if you want sex, you choose the sex option, if you want music, you choose the music option. How did you think it worked?
 
Well - I'm still allowed to masturbate right? Can I stick it in a vacuum cleaner? If so then I'll keep music
 
HAL9000 said:
The way it works is, you choose. Do you want sex in your life? or do you want music in your life? if you want sex, you choose the sex option, if you want music, you choose the music option. How did you think it worked?
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I already explained how your brain has clearly failed to logically propose the question and the poll.
 
HAL9000 said:
The way it works is, you choose. Do you want sex in your life? or do you want music in your life? if you want sex, you choose the sex option, if you want music, you choose the music option. How did you think it worked?
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wait - can I still masturbate? will choosing music erase any awareness I have of sex?(in otherwords, it needs to be like it doesn't exist)

edit: oops, I see now that someone asked about masturbation. Still leaves the question about awareness.
 
nonameo said:
wait - can I still masturbate? will choosing music erase any awareness I have of sex?(in otherwords, it needs to be like it doesn't exist)
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The world continues, but you are incapable, unable to have sex or commit any sex act. Including masturbation.
 
HAL9000 said:
You are not. No other sex acts, as per the OP.
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Well, according to Webster a sex act is:
: an act performed with another for sexual gratification

so self gratification still counts.

:hmm: Was my emphasis on another good enough? I can't tell. Maybe I should upload a wav file too...

Besides - a vacuum is clearly not a person
 
Exterous said:
Well, according to Webster a sex act is:
: an act performed with another for sexual gratification

so self gratification still counts.

:hmm: Was my emphasis on another good enough? I can't tell. Maybe I should upload a wav file too...

Besides - a vacuum is clearly not a person
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Good spot, I'll update the OP.
 
HAL9000 said:
The world continues, but you are incapable, unable to have sex or commit any sex act. Including masturbation.
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So basically I have to live with wanting sex, but still have to know that I will never, ever get it. No, even if I have a low probability of ever having sex, I can still masturbate and its not like its hopeless. Not only that, if I choose music I don't get the benefits of being a eunuch, which are pretty huge.

So, its not that I dislike music, I just don't want to exacerbate sexual frustration. If I could give up sex and have no sexual desire, then I'd pick that ASAP. I'd give up both music AND sex to have that.
 
Exterous said:
Well, according to Webster a sex act is:
: an act performed with another for sexual gratification

so self gratification still counts.

:hmm: Was my emphasis on another good enough? I can't tell. Maybe I should upload a wav file too...

Besides - a vacuum is clearly not a person
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Who cares what some douchebag named webster thinks, masturbation is sex with someone I love
 
nonameo said:
So basically I have to live with wanting sex, but still have to know that I will never, ever get it. No, even if I have a low probability of ever having sex, I can still masturbate and its not like its hopeless. Not only that, if I choose music I don't get the benefits of being a eunuch, which are pretty huge.

So, its not that I dislike music, I just don't want to exacerbate sexual frustration. If I could give up sex and have no sexual desire, then I'd pick that ASAP. I'd give up both music AND sex to have that.
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Fair enough.

Obsy said:
Music. I can still think about sex and have happy thoughts, right?
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Happy thoughts are on the table.
 
HAL9000 said:
Sorry, a life of sex with anyone, yourself, an animal, an object. Is off limits in that situation.
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Well, living without music would be tough but depriving the entire world of the possibility of having sex with me would be cruel and inhumane so I guess I would sacrifice music for the good of the world. (I am a great guy like that)
 
Exterous said:
Well, living without music would be tough but depriving the entire world of the possibility of having sex with me would be cruel and inhumane so I guess I would sacrifice music for the good of the world. (I am a great guy like that)
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How gracious.
 
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