• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Sex on the beach. It's not just a drink.

Page 2 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
OK, speaking from experience, sex on the beach is a TERRIBLE idea. Both of you end up getting sand in places that are clearly marked "NO SAND ALLOWED" in the maintenance manual, and it's not pleasant.
 
her209 said:
Wonder if they will be required to be listed on sexual offenders list for the rest of their lives.
Click to expand...

The fun part is that you get to announce that any time you move into a neighborhood. Most of the other sex offenders are saying how they rape people or whatever, but you go to strangers doors and say "hi, I'm Steve. I had sex with my wife."
 
Lean L said:
To add my strange thought for the day...

In terms of partner choices:

Girl is okay looking yet she chose a crooked-nose, balding pissed off looking guy... Makes me think this is just the real life application of that Okcupid study in which white girls just want to preserve whiteness.
Click to expand...

On that note, my GF is white and has 3 sisters. 2 of them are married, the other is currently single but has had boyfriends in the past. They all consistently choose/chose pasty white guys (myself included). Go figure.
 
ShawnD1 said:
The fun part is that you get to announce that any time you move into a neighborhood. Most of the other sex offenders are saying how they rape people or whatever, but you go to strangers doors and say "hi, I'm Steve. I had sex with my wife."
Click to expand...
Wanna share?😀
 
Perknose said:
Ok, who's a member of the "Sex on the beach 'in full view' of others" club? I'm calling a meeting, report in! 😛
Click to expand...

Present and accounted for, sir!

I have fond memories of the summer after high school graduation. Took a girl down to a secluded beach parking lot - my car was the only one around. Took the t-tops off the firebird, the full moon above, the gentle swoosh of the waves in front of us. In the midst of having a Titanic steamy-car scene, all of a sudden about 20 people on bicycles slowly ride by on the boardwalk in front of us, all hooting and hollering, and then they were followed by about the same number on foot.

Pretty sure it was blue ball city after that.
 
Jeeebus said:
Present and accounted for, sir!

I have fond memories of the summer after high school graduation. Took a girl down to a secluded beach parking lot - my car was the only one around. Took the t-tops off the firebird, the full moon above, the gentle swoosh of the waves in front of us. In the midst of having a Titanic steamy-car scene, all of a sudden about 20 people on bicycles slowly ride by on the boardwalk in front of us, all hooting and hollering, and then they were followed by about the same number on foot.

Pretty sure it was blue ball city after that.
Click to expand...
Jail for you, Floridian.
 
Haven't done it on a beach, but last time I was in Hawaii, the wife and I did it on our balcony overlooking the beach and a lawn on which 500 people were participating in a luau.

She enjoyed it a lot.
 
drebo said:
Haven't done it on a beach, but last time I was in Hawaii, the wife and I did it on our balcony overlooking the beach and a lawn on which 500 people were participating in a luau.

She enjoyed it a lot.
Click to expand...

That does sound really nice. Can I come along next time?
 
Fritzo said:
OK, speaking from experience, sex on the beach is a TERRIBLE idea. Both of you end up getting sand in places that are clearly marked "NO SAND ALLOWED" in the maintenance manual, and it's not pleasant.
Click to expand...


Amateur!

That's why you pack extra towels, it's all about making your zone safe for a quick shag via over lapping towel edges.

You try to get it on just laying on the sand, or when it's windy, and you deserve whatever friction related injury you incur IMO.

No, the TERRIBLE idea is drilling your girl in a hot tub. Did it once before I knew how nasty the average hot tub was, and she got a really bad UTI. The buffett was closed for weeks 🙁
 
Country full of prudes. I can't believe someone would get arrested for this. Sure - a warning is understandable, maybe a $100 fine - but time in prison!? WTF!
 
highland145 said:
Jail for you, Floridian.
Click to expand...

I am a filthy, repeat offender too. Rehabilitation does not work. Wife and I have had sex in the ocean - the same ocean where Floridian children play!

We've even had sex on top of the ocean (outdoor porch on an over-water bungalow in Tahiti).

The world would be safer if sick sons of bitches like us were not around.
 
kage69 said:
amateur!

That's why you pack extra towels, it's all about making your zone safe for a quick shag via over lapping towel edges.

You try to get it on just laying on the sand, or when it's windy, and you deserve whatever friction related injury you incur imo.

No, the terrible idea is drilling your girl in a hot tub. Did it once before i knew how nasty the average hot tub was, and she got a really bad uti. The buffett was closed for weeks 🙁
Click to expand...
d-d-d-d-damn...
 
Jeeebus said:
I am a filthy, repeat offender too. Rehabilitation does not work. Wife and I have had sex in the ocean - the same ocean where Floridian children play!

We've even had sex on top of the ocean (outdoor porch on an over-water bungalow in Tahiti).

The world would be safer if sick sons of bitches like us were not around.
Click to expand...
Or you could post the videos with a disclaimer of "What not to do in Florida.":thumbsup:
 
Juddog said:
Country full of prudes. I can't believe someone would get arrested for this. Sure - a warning is understandable, maybe a $100 fine - but time in prison!? WTF!
Click to expand...

Meh, if its a problem for the locals a bucket of icy water should be sufficient punishment.
 
I was called in for jury duty for a case where a guy was sitting in his car in the park, with the towel on his knees and wanking under that towel. Cop approached him and arrested for lewd behavior. I was glad I wasn't selected, because I'd have a hell of a time keeping a straight face. Masturbation is not a crime!
 
paulney said:
I was called in for jury duty for a case where a guy was sitting in his car in the park, with the towel on his knees and wanking under that towel. Cop approached him and arrested for lewd behavior. I was glad I wasn't selected, because I'd have a hell of a time keeping a straight face. Masturbation is not a crime!
Click to expand...
Or else we'd all be......n/m



Just one in public.
 
moshquerade said:
don't look 😛

alright, sex on the beach can't be in view of people. some people will get pissed. others will want to watch, but put up a front that they are pissed. 😛
Click to expand...

I'd either get the video camera out or start shouting 'helpful' advice, or maybe both. :awe:
 
polarmystery said:
Stupid law is stupid. I understand that it might be lewd in the eyes of many, but requiring going to jail for 2 and a half years is ridiculous.
Click to expand...

i totally agree. smack em around verbally a bit, make em clean the beach for a few hours and let em move on.

as a dude, im all for sexy chicks bangin on the beach. as a dad, id rather not have my little kids walk by and see that, then subconsciously assume its ok at some point in their lives to do similar things.
 
hanoverphist said:
i totally agree. smack em around verbally a bit, make em clean the beach for a few hours and let em move on.

as a dude, im all for sexy chicks bangin on the beach. as a dad, id rather not have my little kids walk by and see that, then subconsciously assume its ok at some point in their lives to do similar things.
Click to expand...


Well it is OK for them to do that at some point in their lives isn't it? Or are you raising Nuns and Priests?
 
Jeeebus said:
I am a filthy, repeat offender too. Rehabilitation does not work. Wife and I have had sex in the ocean - the same ocean where Floridian children play!

We've even had sex on top of the ocean (outdoor porch on an over-water bungalow in Tahiti).

The world would be safer if sick sons of bitches like us were not around.
Click to expand...

Balcony, check.
Beach, check.
Ocean, check.
Still waiting for someone to help me out with a golf course. :whiste:

Lock me up.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top