Sex on the beach. It's not just a drink.

[her209]

Wonder if they will be required to be listed on sexual offenders list for the rest of their lives.

 

[Fritzo]

OK, speaking from experience, sex on the beach is a TERRIBLE idea. Both of you end up getting sand in places that are clearly marked "NO SAND ALLOWED" in the maintenance manual, and it's not pleasant.

 

[ShawnD1]

Wonder if they will be required to be listed on sexual offenders list for the rest of their lives.

The fun part is that you get to announce that any time you move into a neighborhood. Most of the other sex offenders are saying how they rape people or whatever, but you go to strangers doors and say "hi, I'm Steve. I had sex with my wife."

 

[irishScott]

To add my strange thought for the day...

In terms of partner choices:

Girl is okay looking yet she chose a crooked-nose, balding pissed off looking guy... Makes me think this is just the real life application of that Okcupid study in which white girls just want to preserve whiteness.

On that note, my GF is white and has 3 sisters. 2 of them are married, the other is currently single but has had boyfriends in the past. They all consistently choose/chose pasty white guys (myself included). Go figure.

 

[highland145]

The fun part is that you get to announce that any time you move into a neighborhood. Most of the other sex offenders are saying how they rape people or whatever, but you go to strangers doors and say "hi, I'm Steve. I had sex with my wife."

Wanna share?

 

[Jeeebus]

Ok, who's a member of the "Sex on the beach 'in full view' of others" club? I'm calling a meeting, report in!

Present and accounted for, sir!

I have fond memories of the summer after high school graduation. Took a girl down to a secluded beach parking lot - my car was the only one around. Took the t-tops off the firebird, the full moon above, the gentle swoosh of the waves in front of us. In the midst of having a Titanic steamy-car scene, all of a sudden about 20 people on bicycles slowly ride by on the boardwalk in front of us, all hooting and hollering, and then they were followed by about the same number on foot.

Pretty sure it was blue ball city after that.

 

[highland145]

Present and accounted for, sir!

I have fond memories of the summer after high school graduation. Took a girl down to a secluded beach parking lot - my car was the only one around. Took the t-tops off the firebird, the full moon above, the gentle swoosh of the waves in front of us. In the midst of having a Titanic steamy-car scene, all of a sudden about 20 people on bicycles slowly ride by on the boardwalk in front of us, all hooting and hollering, and then they were followed by about the same number on foot.

Pretty sure it was blue ball city after that.

Jail for you, Floridian.

 

[TheVrolok]

Heh, I had sex on Ft. Lauderdale beach just to do it last year.. suppose I won't be trying that again.

 

[drebo]

Haven't done it on a beach, but last time I was in Hawaii, the wife and I did it on our balcony overlooking the beach and a lawn on which 500 people were participating in a luau.

She enjoyed it a lot.

 

[ShawnD1]

Haven't done it on a beach, but last time I was in Hawaii, the wife and I did it on our balcony overlooking the beach and a lawn on which 500 people were participating in a luau.

She enjoyed it a lot.

That does sound really nice. Can I come along next time?

 

[kage69]

OK, speaking from experience, sex on the beach is a TERRIBLE idea. Both of you end up getting sand in places that are clearly marked "NO SAND ALLOWED" in the maintenance manual, and it's not pleasant.

Amateur!

That's why you pack extra towels, it's all about making your zone safe for a quick shag via over lapping towel edges.

You try to get it on just laying on the sand, or when it's windy, and you deserve whatever friction related injury you incur IMO.

No, the TERRIBLE idea is drilling your girl in a hot tub. Did it once before I knew how nasty the average hot tub was, and she got a really bad UTI. The buffett was closed for weeks

 

[Juddog]

Country full of prudes. I can't believe someone would get arrested for this. Sure - a warning is understandable, maybe a $100 fine - but time in prison!? WTF!

 

[Jeeebus]

Jail for you, Floridian.

I am a filthy, repeat offender too. Rehabilitation does not work. Wife and I have had sex in the ocean - the same ocean where Floridian children play!

We've even had sex on top of the ocean (outdoor porch on an over-water bungalow in Tahiti).

The world would be safer if sick sons of bitches like us were not around.

 

[Saint Nick]

amateur!

That's why you pack extra towels, it's all about making your zone safe for a quick shag via over lapping towel edges.

You try to get it on just laying on the sand, or when it's windy, and you deserve whatever friction related injury you incur imo.

No, the terrible idea is drilling your girl in a hot tub. Did it once before i knew how nasty the average hot tub was, and she got a really bad uti. The buffett was closed for weeks

d-d-d-d-damn...

 

[highland145]

I am a filthy, repeat offender too. Rehabilitation does not work. Wife and I have had sex in the ocean - the same ocean where Floridian children play!

We've even had sex on top of the ocean (outdoor porch on an over-water bungalow in Tahiti).

The world would be safer if sick sons of bitches like us were not around.

Or you could post the videos with a disclaimer of "What not to do in Florida.":thumbsup:

 

[WelshBloke]

Country full of prudes. I can't believe someone would get arrested for this. Sure - a warning is understandable, maybe a $100 fine - but time in prison!? WTF!

Meh, if its a problem for the locals a bucket of icy water should be sufficient punishment.

 

[paulney]

I was called in for jury duty for a case where a guy was sitting in his car in the park, with the towel on his knees and wanking under that towel. Cop approached him and arrested for lewd behavior. I was glad I wasn't selected, because I'd have a hell of a time keeping a straight face. Masturbation is not a crime!

 

[highland145]

I was called in for jury duty for a case where a guy was sitting in his car in the park, with the towel on his knees and wanking under that towel. Cop approached him and arrested for lewd behavior. I was glad I wasn't selected, because I'd have a hell of a time keeping a straight face. Masturbation is not a crime!

Or else we'd all be......n/m



Just one in public.

 

[foghorn67]

Haven't done it on a beach, but last time I was in Hawaii, the wife and I did it on our balcony overlooking the beach and a lawn on which 500 people were participating in a luau.

She enjoyed it a lot.

And I was there too. /walken

 

[moshquerade]

Nasty. I don't want to see people having sex in front of me.

don't look

alright, sex on the beach can't be in view of people. some people will get pissed. others will want to watch, but put up a front that they are pissed.

 

[WelshBloke]

don't look

alright, sex on the beach can't be in view of people. some people will get pissed. others will want to watch, but put up a front that they are pissed.

I'd either get the video camera out or start shouting 'helpful' advice, or maybe both. :awe:

 

[hanoverphist]

Stupid law is stupid. I understand that it might be lewd in the eyes of many, but requiring going to jail for 2 and a half years is ridiculous.

i totally agree. smack em around verbally a bit, make em clean the beach for a few hours and let em move on.

as a dude, im all for sexy chicks bangin on the beach. as a dad, id rather not have my little kids walk by and see that, then subconsciously assume its ok at some point in their lives to do similar things.

 

[WelshBloke]

i totally agree. smack em around verbally a bit, make em clean the beach for a few hours and let em move on.

as a dude, im all for sexy chicks bangin on the beach. as a dad, id rather not have my little kids walk by and see that, then subconsciously assume its ok at some point in their lives to do similar things.

Well it is OK for them to do that at some point in their lives isn't it? Or are you raising Nuns and Priests?

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

I am a filthy, repeat offender too. Rehabilitation does not work. Wife and I have had sex in the ocean - the same ocean where Floridian children play!

We've even had sex on top of the ocean (outdoor porch on an over-water bungalow in Tahiti).

The world would be safer if sick sons of bitches like us were not around.

Balcony, check.
Beach, check.
Ocean, check.
Still waiting for someone to help me out with a golf course. :whiste:

Lock me up.

 

[The_Dude8]

I'd hit it.

on the beach.