Serious Question: Got trapped in my apartment for 2 hours.

[Belegost]

The door is probably hollow. You can break it through pretty easily in the worst case scenario.

My imagination of this event looks more like:

 

[Ichinisan]

I found a picture of the OP:

Pretty much.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I would have busted that door after 2 minutes,.. because it's a bathroom door. You can put up a sheet afterwards until the door is replaced.

 

[Ichinisan]

Don't ever let her find this thread. She'll think you're less of a man.

 

[brianmanahan]

lol, this happened on valentine's day. surely she must have heard about it.

 

[Rakehellion]

Took a dump and the doorknob broke in my bathroom

That must have been a serious deuce.

 

[Rakehellion]

I got locked inside my apartment a month ago. Had to take the fire escape onto the roof, rappel down the side of the building, go back inside, and kick down the front door. Got the super to replace the lock. :thumbsup:

Same thing happened at a party I went to and a girl was locked in the bathroom. Put a foot to the door and it'll open.

 

[Muse]

If I was locked in my bathroom I'd simply open the window and climb out to my porch. Even if I were locked in my upstairs bedroom I could climb out the window. I have a rope tied to a roof appendage and could use that rope to shimmy down to the ground. I did that in case the house burns down and I can't run down the stairs.

 

[skull]

Guys I've figured out 2 things out. The sigh guys make when I fix something incredibly easy. The second is why 95% of the time I get a service call its by the wife and the man hides, he must be embarrassed or is it because the wife wants my penis. I've only had one break down and admit the thought of a repair man ravaging her was too much to hold back. That girl gave one hell of a blowjob. Sex wasn't bad, the husband didn't like it though.