Sergeant Becomes a Shake

[piasabird]

Some local villages were so pleased about a certain Sergeant that they wanted to thank him for his work in working for them. He had provided crucial water and plumbing help and was loved by the people. The requirements for this honor was that he had to own 5 sheep and own land. They gave him the sheep and deeded him a parcel of land the size of a postage stamp and in a special ceremony presented him with the white robes of office.

This story was in in Salt Lake Tribune.

 

[RedCOMET]

Cool, who should sell the sheep then profit.

 

[akubi]

land the size of a postage stamp... sweet!

 

[magomago]

whats a shake? Huh? Why am i confused?

This feels like OT with takes of Shakes, lands the size of my thumb, and sheep

 

[CanOWorms]

sheik

 

[imported_yetti]

i just saw this on fark.

another article

 

[lozina]

I don't know about you but I wouldn't want to be turned into a shake!

 

[piasabird]

woo hoo people care more about a mispelled word than the truth!

 

[andy9o]

shiek

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Frank Zappa?

 

[BoberFett]

It's the Shake signal!
The Master Shake signal!

 

[jman19]

Originally posted by: Sheik Yerbouti
Frank Zappa?

LOL awesome username Way to rep Zappa.

 

[Rainsford]

Excellent news. A little more of this, a little less prison abuse, and we might just have an effective way to really defeat terrorism, instead of just the terrorists.