Seinfeld appreciation thread

[her209]

TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

 

[GasX]

A million to one shot, doc, a million to one...

 

[her209]

You popped Woody Woodpecker!

 

[Krynj]

Before we go any further, I'd like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese to some sort of bachelor paradise.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: her209
TWIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!

I don't like Twix. Too much coconut.

 

[Krynj]

"The speed dial is kind of like a relationship barometer."
"It's pronounced 'thermometer'."

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
And another thing.....is it me or does Elaine become more attractive with every episode?

Wholeheartedly agree.


I can't carry a pen, I'm afraid it'll puncture my scrotum.

KT

 

[GasX]

Rugged? The man's a goblin. He's been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Oh, sorry. It was the "Moops."

 

[edro]

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
have to agree with OP but I put The Office #1

LOL!!! Are you serious?

 

[speg]

Originally posted by: edro

Originally posted by: OILFIELDTRASH
have to agree with OP but I put The Office #1

LOL!!! Are you serious?

Agreed. I liked the Office at first, but then I watched a re-run. Laaame.

Seinfeld on the other hand somehow manages to never get old, I've watched the same episode on consecutive days and still thoroughly enjoyed it.

 

[Krynj]

I love the whole start of the episode 'The Foundation'. When George is talking to Susan's headstone in the cemetery, and all he talks about is baseball.

"And after the all start break we SWEPT the Orioles.......in 4 games.." and the gestures he makes during the monologue.

Then him and Jerry go on to talk about how good the Wrath of Kahn is.

"Quite a thing when Spock died...." And then they're both so suddenly touched, so much more than they were by Susan's death.

 

[her209]

"Bro!"
"Mansiere!"

 

[her209]

"Are you Master of your Domain?"
"I am King of the County. You?"
"Lord of the Manor."
"I'm Queen of the castle!"

 

[UberNeuman]

Cable boy, cable boy.. What have you done to my little cable boy?

 

[jonnyjack]

Originally posted by: yh125d
........Mulva?

a street near my house is dolores st. every time i drive by i think of that episode, haha.

 

[RadiclDreamer]

Seinfeld isnt funny

 

[chitwood]

Little Kicks:

Kramer: Jerry, George got arrested!
Jerry: What??
Kramer: Yeah, he went down at the Beekman, he tried to lam... but they cheesed him!
Jerry: Oh NOW I see...

Kenny Roger's Roasters:

Seth: oh, don't forget your steamed broccoli.
Jerry: Wait a second. Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep fried in chocolate sauce.
Newman: Nonsense, I love .... (pauses to keep his puke down) broccoli. Its... good for you.
Jerry: Really. Then, why don't you have a piece?
Newman: Gladly. (eats a piece and violently spits it out) VILE WEED!

 

[Via]

Originally posted by: zerocool84
SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

You have to continue for two lines:

"Are you suppose to yell it ?!?!?!?"

"The tape wasn't specific."


* * * * * * * * * * * * * *

"Sienna?"

"Yeah, he's dating a crayon"



* * * * * * * * * * * * * *


"Maybe I should ask her to the Tony's."

"She is a good waitress."

 

[whattaguy]

"Not that there's anything wrong with that"

 

[Krynj]

So she doesn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted cured meats.

 

[Steve]

Originally posted by: Away
"Is that a Titleist?"

"Hole in one!"

Also,

"I know what a reservation is."

"I don't think you do. You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part, the holding. If you knew how to hold a reservation, I'd have a car."

 

[her209]

"She caught me."
"She caught you?"

 

[her209]

"Hi Denise. 6:30. Time for your sponge bath."
"6:30 already? I fell asleep."

 

[UberNeuman]

"I don't want to wear the puffy shirt!!!"