Seinfeld appreciation thread

[blackdogdeek]

george: that's why i'm different. i can sense the slightest human suffering.
jerry: are you sensing anything right now?

 

[KeithTalent]

Elaine: Here's one. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio
were Christian rock stations.

George: I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real
musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

Elaine: So, you think that Puddy actually believes in something?

Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets.

Elaine: Yes, he is lazy.

Jerry: Plus he probably doesn't even know how to program the buttons.

Elaine: Yes, he is dumb.

Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?

Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand.

KT

 

[rise]

I choose not to run!

 

[SandEagle]

i love Seinfeld. I can watch reruns all day. This and Fresh Prince of BelAir never get old

 

[AstroManLuca]

:music:
Believe it or not
George isn't at home,
please leave a message
at the beep

I must be out
or I'd pick up the phone
where could I be

Believe it or not
I'm not home
:music:

 

[mb]

shmoopie!

 

[mb]

Originally posted by: AstroManLuca
:music:
Believe it or not
George isn't at home,
please leave a message
at the beep

I must be out
or I'd pick up the phone
where could I be

Believe it or not
I'm not home
:music:

I wanted to use that for my voicemail message before but there's too much laughter in the clip

 

[Krynj]

I watch Seinfeld on an almost daily basis. I usually have a few hours of downtime between when I wake up and go to work, so I usually turn on Seinfeld as I'm doing things around the house. Best sitcom ever. I will never get sick of it.

"So I gotta be nice to this guy, just so you can get a free parking space?"
"Yeah, otherwise he'll start to suspect something."
"I don't know if I can be that nice."
"YOU BE NICE!!!!"

*George and Jerry turn away from each other really quickly*

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Elaine: Here's one. I borrowed Puddy's car and all the presets on his radio
were Christian rock stations.

George: I like Christian rock. It's very positive. It's not like those real
musicians who think they're so cool and hip.

Elaine: So, you think that Puddy actually believes in something?

Jerry: It's a used car, he probably never changed the presets.

Elaine: Yes, he is lazy.

Jerry: Plus he probably doesn't even know how to program the buttons.

Elaine: Yes, he is dumb.

Jerry: So you prefer dumb and lazy to religious?

Elaine: Dumb and lazy, I understand.

KT

:laugh: :thumbsup:

 

[TurtleCrusher]

"No soup for you!"

 

[JD50]

KaaaSTANZA!

 

[AstroManLuca]

Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round... the jar is round... they should call it roundtine!

 

[jlchoi]

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

 

[AstroManLuca]

I WAS IN THE POOL!

 

[Krynj]

"Ok, so you're on a deserted island and you have 5 books."
"I gotta read 5 books?!?!"

 

[Away]

"Is that a Titleist?"

 

[krunchykrome]

And another thing.....is it me or does Elaine become more attractive with every episode?

 

[Clair de Lune]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
And another thing.....is it me or does Elaine become more attractive with every episode?

really? she's too midgety and stocky for me. and really bad overfried curly hair to boot (of course they're much better now as fashion changed)

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
And another thing.....is it me or does Elaine become more attractive with every episode?

oh yes.

Originally posted by: Clair de Lune

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
And another thing.....is it me or does Elaine become more attractive with every episode?

really? she's too midgety and stocky for me. and really bad overfried curly hair to boot (of course they're much better now as fashion changed)

yeah her hair was godawful sometimes but i dont care. and it later seasons it wasnt bad.

i havent watched much seinfeld lately but there cant be more than a few episodes ive missed. a girl i was with a while back would just interrupt me before i could even finish "you know, theres a seinfeld episode about this..." after a couple of months .

 

[lupi]

Originally posted by: Away
"Is that a Titleist?"

the sea was angry that day my friends.

 

[yh125d]

........Mulva?






They also have an atomic wedgie. The point of that is to get the waistband completely over the head. It's very rare

 

[KLin]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: KLin
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

saw Seinfeld stand up live after the series was done and he would absolutely not do any parts from the show. he took questions from the audience and actually seemed offended when someone asked him to do the voice, to say, "helloooooooooooooooooo".

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: KLin
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

saw Seinfeld stand up live after the series was done and he would absolutely not do any parts from the show. he took questions from the audience and actually seemed offended when someone asked him to do the voice, to say, "helloooooooooooooooooo".

i pretty much didnt like him at all on the show, i cant blame him. costanza was always my favorite character.

 

[Krynj]

YOU TELL THAT SON OF A BITCH, THAT NO YANKEE WILL EVER COME TO HOUSTON. NOT AS LONG AS YOU BASTARDS ARE RUNNIN' THINGS!