Then I'd have to talk to eits, cause I'd definitely need some chiro after lugging that thing all the way across town and back.
Server case physician pummeling is a sadly lost art . . . or perhaps one that was never found to begin with.
But that's not important now . . . what is important is that the procedure be done ergonomically. Balance is the key.
Grasp your case with your two hands evenly spaced apart and swing horizontally from left to right at the head level at the offending medical professional. Then repeat, but this time from right to left.
Be sure to adjust your swing height as the specialist begins to crumple to the floor. You don't want to swing with full force and miss! That might easily put your back out all by itself, and would be a tragic waste of your criminally insane anger to boot!
Be sure to scream unrelated gibberish such as "Paraguay is NOT Uruguay" as you swing. It helps to confuse your target and make them easier prey.