SECRET to meeting Women FOUND!!!

[toant103]

Originally posted by: drum
it isn't very likely she'll see it before throwing it in the trash. although it will be fun watching the hilarity ensue explaing you're broke

some people are loaded but they don't have a lot of materia things.

 

[silverpig]

You totally ripped off my idea. Here's how you REALLY do it:

1. Go to ATM machine. Select deposit, punch in very large number (124423445 for example).
2. Do another transaction where you withdraw $20. Repeat 5 or 6 times, getting a receipt each time. You should now have 5 or 6 receipts that say "Withdrawn: $20 Balance: $13151512"
3. Go home and call bank. Say ATM was hardly readable and you made a mistake (just to be on the safe side).
4. Go to bar and start talking to a hot woman. Say you're in town for the weekend on business. Give her your number on the back of one of the ATM slips.

My boss told me he had a pilot friend who had a ton of cash in his account so he'd just grab a slip off of him. I came up with the above strategy.

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: silverpig
You totally ripped off my idea. Here's how you REALLY do it:

1. Go to ATM machine. Select deposit, punch in very large number (124423445 for example).
2. Do another transaction where you withdraw $20. Repeat 5 or 6 times, getting a receipt each time. You should now have 5 or 6 receipts that say "Withdrawn: $20 Balance: $13151512"
3. Go home and call bank. Say ATM was hardly readable and you made a mistake (just to be on the safe side).
4. Go to bar and start talking to a hot woman. Say you're in town for the weekend on business. Give her your number on the back of one of the ATM slips.

My boss told me he had a pilot friend who had a ton of cash in his account so he'd just grab a slip off of him. I came up with the above strategy.

Does it work?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: silverpig
You totally ripped off my idea. Here's how you REALLY do it:

1. Go to ATM machine. Select deposit, punch in very large number (124423445 for example).
2. Do another transaction where you withdraw $20. Repeat 5 or 6 times, getting a receipt each time. You should now have 5 or 6 receipts that say "Withdrawn: $20 Balance: $13151512"
3. Go home and call bank. Say ATM was hardly readable and you made a mistake (just to be on the safe side).
4. Go to bar and start talking to a hot woman. Say you're in town for the weekend on business. Give her your number on the back of one of the ATM slips.

My boss told me he had a pilot friend who had a ton of cash in his account so he'd just grab a slip off of him. I came up with the above strategy.

Does it work?

I haven't tried mine out yet, but my boss got a lot of play pretending to be a pilot and using his buddy's bank slips yeah.

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Thats actually not a bad idea. But what happens when she finds out you aren't wealthy? That's right, your penis gets cut off.

So if you're not wealthy she can leave. :brokenheart:What happened to loving somebody for their heart not their money these days.
I know that this is just the worst case scenario and that it is a joke.

 

[Fritzo]

*sigh* Since you're all so desparate for dates here, I'll give you my secret patented sure fire never failed always works trick:

Get a $100 bill from the bank (a $50 will work too).


When you see a girl in a bar/restaurant/club/etc that you like (and she's single), walk by her, stop, bend over like you're picking up something underneath her chair, then ask "Excuse me, did you loose some money?" She'll go "no" (most of the time- if she says yes she's a money grubbing whore that you don't want anyway). Next you can show her the money and say "Well, since I found this under your chair, I'll buy us dinner with it."

You appear charming, honest, and have $$$ all in one shot- it's perfect!!!

The one time this failed to work was when the girl had a live in boyfriend. There. Now go get yourselves laid and stop making YAGT's, 'K???

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

when we go to bars all we want is sex

bar sex = STD's


have fun with that

Maybe you've heard of condoms? They're a great new invention. Check them out sometime.

 

[her209]

You should see the before and after when I started using Axe Body spray.

 

[CocoGdog]

Yes, this is an excellent idea on how to find a woman who loves your kidneys and livers... you know the "urban legend"

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: her209
You should see the before and after when I started using Axe Body spray.

Oh man... that stuff is goood!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: her209
You should see the before and after when I started using Axe Body spray.

it is good stuff, and i am saying that from a female perspective

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
My friend taught me a nice bar pick up trick!

Here it is:

Prior to going to a bar to pick up a girl, find an ATM receipt with a large balance and put it in your wallet. At the bar, when you strike up a nice conversation with a hottie, give her your number on the back of the ATM receipt!!

It's MONEY dawgs!!! Moooonay!

Somehow I get the feeling that you couldn't possibly have enough money to make that work for you.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
My friend taught me a nice bar pick up trick!

Here it is:

Prior to going to a bar to pick up a girl, find an ATM receipt with a large balance and put it in your wallet. At the bar, when you strike up a nice conversation with a hottie, give her your number on the back of the ATM receipt!!

It's MONEY dawgs!!! Moooonay!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Nice!

 

[GasX]

Note to OP: Your "technique" refuires that you have already found a woman for it to be used. Kind of makes your post seem a bit off....

 

[Qwest]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
*sigh* Since you're all so desparate for dates here, I'll give you my secret patented sure fire never failed always works trick:

Get a $100 bill from the bank (a $50 will work too).


When you see a girl in a bar/restaurant/club/etc that you like (and she's single), walk by her, stop, bend over like you're picking up something underneath her chair, then ask "Excuse me, did you loose some money?" She'll go "no" (most of the time- if she says yes she's a money grubbing whore that you don't want anyway). Next you can show her the money and say "Well, since I found this under your chair, I'll buy us dinner with it."

dude, if the girl says "yes", i'm not givin up $50...what do you do then?
hahaha

 

[Ynog]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
My friend taught me a nice bar pick up trick!

Here it is:

Prior to going to a bar to pick up a girl, find an ATM receipt with a large balance and put it in your wallet. At the bar, when you strike up a nice conversation with a hottie, give her your number on the back of the ATM receipt!!

It's MONEY dawgs!!! Moooonay!

You do realize that doesn't help you meet a woman. That only helps you keep in contact with her after you have met her.

 

[J0hnny]

I'm going to try this this weekend. I actually have the ability to meet the women first but it's tough to seal the deal.

 

[chowmein]

j0hnny weren't you the one having trouble getting poon, now you're having trouble meeting women?

 

[J0hnny]

Originally posted by: chowmein
j0hnny weren't you the one having trouble getting poon, now you're having trouble meeting women?

Oh, ummm...let's just assume that was a big joke.

 

[Gulzakar]

nonono...

go to a Target on a busy day (you will always see a lot of hotties)...go to condom section and buy some magnums. Pretend that you are shy and try to hide them.

now let them swoon!

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: binoculaz

Originally posted by: Fritzo
*sigh* Since you're all so desparate for dates here, I'll give you my secret patented sure fire never failed always works trick:

Get a $100 bill from the bank (a $50 will work too).


When you see a girl in a bar/restaurant/club/etc that you like (and she's single), walk by her, stop, bend over like you're picking up something underneath her chair, then ask "Excuse me, did you loose some money?" She'll go "no" (most of the time- if she says yes she's a money grubbing whore that you don't want anyway). Next you can show her the money and say "Well, since I found this under your chair, I'll buy us dinner with it."

dude, if the girl says "yes", i'm not givin up $50...what do you do then?
hahaha

You found it, she said she didn't lose it, she has no claim. Like I said, if she's more interested in the money than you you don't want her.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: J0hnny

Originally posted by: chowmein
j0hnny weren't you the one having trouble getting poon, now you're having trouble meeting women?

Oh, ummm...let's just assume that I'm a big joke.

fixed.

 

[Nitemare]

Leisure Suit Larry reincarnated

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: binoculaz

Originally posted by: Fritzo
*sigh* Since you're all so desparate for dates here, I'll give you my secret patented sure fire never failed always works trick:

Get a $100 bill from the bank (a $50 will work too).


When you see a girl in a bar/restaurant/club/etc that you like (and she's single), walk by her, stop, bend over like you're picking up something underneath her chair, then ask "Excuse me, did you loose some money?" She'll go "no" (most of the time- if she says yes she's a money grubbing whore that you don't want anyway). Next you can show her the money and say "Well, since I found this under your chair, I'll buy us dinner with it."

dude, if the girl says "yes", i'm not givin up $50...what do you do then?
hahaha

You found it, she said she didn't lose it, she has no claim. Like I said, if she's more interested in the money than you you don't want her.

Yup. If she says it's hers and takes it, your out $50. Big deal. If you aren't willing to "lose" a LOT more than $50 with no return investment of any kind, you are going to be very, very lonely.

Originally posted by: J0hnny
My friend taught me a nice bar pick up trick!

Here it is:

Prior to going to a bar to pick up a girl, find an ATM receipt with a large balance and put it in your wallet. At the bar, when you strike up a nice conversation with a hottie, give her your number on the back of the ATM receipt!!

It's MONEY dawgs!!! Moooonay!

Here's the REAL problem with that.

It relies on the girl calling *you* back. You gave her *your* number, see?

Now, how many women are going to call a guy back regardless of HOW rich he is? The goal of these 'pick up' situations is for YOU to get HER number, not the other way around.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: Fritzo

Originally posted by: binoculaz

Originally posted by: Fritzo
*sigh* Since you're all so desparate for dates here, I'll give you my secret patented sure fire never failed always works trick:

Get a $100 bill from the bank (a $50 will work too).


When you see a girl in a bar/restaurant/club/etc that you like (and she's single), walk by her, stop, bend over like you're picking up something underneath her chair, then ask "Excuse me, did you loose some money?" She'll go "no" (most of the time- if she says yes she's a money grubbing whore that you don't want anyway). Next you can show her the money and say "Well, since I found this under your chair, I'll buy us dinner with it."

dude, if the girl says "yes", i'm not givin up $50...what do you do then?
hahaha

You found it, she said she didn't lose it, she has no claim. Like I said, if she's more interested in the money than you you don't want her.

Yup. If she says it's hers and takes it, your out $50. Big deal. If you aren't willing to "lose" a LOT more than $50 with no return investment of any kind, you are going to be very, very lonely.

OK, I'm going to have to make this more clear. You bend over, pretend you're picking up the money, then ask the girl if she lost any money. If she says "uhh...YES!" ask her how much. You don't go out and say "HEY! I found $100! Is this yours??"

Then you say "Since I found it under your chair, I'll split it with you over dinner."

Get it? No money is lost without a date being involved.