SECRET to meeting Women FOUND!!!

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

when we go to bars all we want is sex

bar sex = STD's


have fun with that

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

When you're at a bar and you're looking to get laid, it is all about the money. Who goes to a bar to find a wife?

J0hnny, your friend's a moron. He got this from the Tom Leykis Show.

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

when we go to bars all we want is sex

I'm sure you will all get that too when you take her out to your POS car and invite her back to mom and dad's house.

 

[maziwanka]

hahaha. i have to admit, that's a pimp idea

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

When you're at a bar and you're looking to get laid, it is all about the money. Who goes to a bar to find a wife?

J0hnny, your friend's a moron. He got this from the Tom Leykis Show.

this is exactly my point

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

when we go to bars all we want is sex

I'm sure you will all get that too when you take her out to your POS car and invite her back to mom and dad's house.

what makes u think I live with mom and dad? dont think other people is the same as you

 

[HardcoreRobot]

the trick is getting to the point where she wants your number

this is pretty clever, though totally useless ahahh

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

when we go to bars all we want is sex

I'm sure you will all get that too when you take her out to your POS car and invite her back to mom and dad's house.

If you have a POS car, you tell her it's a rental and that your BMW/Lexus/Benz is in the shop. You NEVER bring her back to your place. You go to her place.

And also feel free to drive by a development site to tell her that your house is currently being built there.

* Like J0hnny's idiotic friend, this all comes from the radio show. It's nothing new J0hnny!

 

[Slvrtg277]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: Slvrtg277

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

when we go to bars all we want is sex

I'm sure you will all get that too when you take her out to your POS car and invite her back to mom and dad's house.

what makes u think I live with mom and dad? dont think other people is the same as you

Notice I said "you will all". Not "U". OMGREADK?

And as for me, I've owned my own home for 3 years now.

 

[Shame]

OP: With half-assed ideas such as this coming from you so early in life, you are certainly destined to be frequently molested in an all-male prison setting.

 

[Hammer]

that's old. it was in some movie from the mid 90s. bootycall maybe?

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Ranger X

Originally posted by: moshquerade
get a clue :roll:
it's not all about money, and do you really want a chick who feels it is all about that?

When you're at a bar and you're looking to get laid, it is all about the money. Who goes to a bar to find a wife?

J0hnny, your friend's a moron. He got this from the Tom Leykis Show.

The same concept was also featured in the movie "How to be a Player" a few years back.

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: Hammer
that's old. it was in some movie from the mid 90s. bootycall maybe?

Hammer, just saw your post after I posted mine. It was "How to be a Player."

 

[DeadByDawn]

Unoriginal. They already sell fake ATM receipts showing large balances on the net.

Lame

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Attrox

LOL J0hnny the p00n master, you are starting to be my favorite ATOT guy

Don't feed the

 

[DanDrop]

That's a great way of picking up HOOKERS! Thanks!

 

[BigFatCow]

Just make up a fake deposit slip.

 

[Lash444]

Originally posted by: DanDrop
That's a great way of picking up HOOKERS! Thanks!

If you havent figured it out by now... most girls are about money. I know, I know..."my girlfriend isnt like that", "its just the girls you find Lash", "Quit meeting your girls on Dort Highway Lash". The truth is, this basic strategy would work very well. The problem is, she is going to want to come back to your place to hook up. Then what excuse are you going to use when you have to take her to your parents basement?

 

[newParadigm]

I think the real key to having women be interested in you, is finding that sweetspot between being a total ass, and being the boy-next-door.

~new

 

[PCboy]

YES YES YO!

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: J0hnny
My friend taught me a nice bar pick up trick!

Here it is:

Prior to going to a bar to pick up a girl, find an ATM receipt with a large balance and put it in your wallet. At the bar, when you strike up a nice conversation with a hottie, give her your number on the back of the ATM receipt!!

It's MONEY dawgs!!! Moooonay!

Yes...and when you drive her home on your Ford Pinto, tell her your ferrari is in the shop.

 

[PingSpike]

So...thats it? The secret to meeting women.

Thats about as good of an idea as 'accidentally' dropping a trojan magnum in her drink when you go to pay for it.

 

[Hyperblaze]

What a great foundation to build a lasting relationship on....

 

[blahblah99]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Thats actually not a bad idea. But what happens when she finds out you aren't wealthy? That's right, your penis gets cut off.

How's she going to find that out?

Just lie to her, and by the time she DOES find out, you'd already hit it.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

I think it deserves to be said again...

lame.

It isn't about the size of your bank account, its about swag... if you have it you have no problems securing the shag.