secret confessions of ATOT

[brianmanahan]

i once stole a stapler from office depot

 

[HAL9000]

I once attempted to put a small dog in a recycling bin.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I once attempted to put a small dog in a recycling bin.

Haha, you win the thread, as usual. I envy you.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

I once killed a keg just to watch it die.

 

[brianmanahan]

i also pooped my pants at the mall

 

[amdhunter]

I have fun murdering cockroaches with roach spray.

 

[HAL9000]

Haha, you win the thread, as usual. I envy you.

I needed to see if it would fit.

i also pooped my pants at the mall

When you were how old?

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

I have a book open in front of me right now, and the page is full of pictures of breasts. And I fucking hate it.

 

[Anubis]

i stole a police car when i was in college and took it for a joy ride :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

 

[brianmanahan]

When you were how old?

teenager

 

[HAL9000]

teenager

It could have been last week or something, that would have been worse

 

[her209]

I purposely over-inflate my tires.

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

I am the reason there are so many missing persons in a 50mi radius.

 

[gophins72]

my response to a girl who "just wanted to be friends" was to smile, offer her a facebook friends request, then never speak to her again.

 

[Anubis]

teenager

you gambled and lost didnt you

 

[Jeeebus]

i once stole a stapler from office depot

Odd, I thought your confession was going to be that your bad grammar/spelling trolling schtick only started when you gave your account to a banned member in Nov 2010 (or you just decided that was a good time to start trolling, but I'm betting on the former).

 

[Sluggo]

I plagiarized a pome once.

 

[nanette1985]

I failed my last pregnancy test.

 

[Exterous]

I plagiarized a pome once.

My confession: I don't know what a pome is

 

[shortylickens]

I fap to 4chan.
And not the porn.

 

[Exterous]

I fap to 4chan.
And not the porn.

To the ponies!

 

[moshquerade]

I failed my last pregnancy test.

which questions did you get wrong?

 

[uclaLabrat]

which questions did you get wrong?

Who's the father? :biggrin:

 

[corwin]

I had sex on a co-workers chair and a conference room table...on the same day

EDIT: NOT related to Ida's post:whiste:

 

[Tristicus]

I............am really black.