secret confessions of ATOT

[DaTT]

I had sex on a co-workers chair and a conference room table...on the same day

Single party sex?

 

[corwin]

Single party sex?

Hmm..you think masturbation=sex? That why you've only had one partner?

 

[DaTT]

Hmm..you think masturbation=sex? That why you've only had one partner?

Your comeback needs work. Weak at best.

 

[sandorski]

Your Mom says, "Hi"

 

[rasczak]

Your Mom says, "Hi"

How can she say Hi with that "thing" in her mouth?

 

[bignateyk]

I love lamp.

 

[MotF Bane]

I have a book open in front of me right now, and the page is full of pictures of breasts. And I fucking hate it.

Med school?

 

[grrl]

I............am really black.

You're going to make AMDhunter so jealous!

 

[rudder]

I just clogged the toilet at work.

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Who's the father? :biggrin:

Well played!

 

[highland145]

I failed my last pregnancy test.

Isn't your youngest 20ish?

which questions did you get wrong?

Should have said No.

 

[Joseph F]

I bought Africa and kicked out all the ******s.

 

[ChairShot]

I laugh when I fart

 

[Saint Nick]

I'm actually a really nice, trustworthy, and reliable guy in real life. But online I play a introverted jackass.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

Who's the father? :biggrin:

oldsmoboat

 

[Powermoloch]

I'm asian

o 3o

 

[SunnyD]

I'm guilty of genocide... :sneaky:

 

[Powermoloch]

I'm guilty of genocide... :sneaky:

fapper :awe:

 

[Wyndru]

I wear assless chaps and ride bitch on a motorcycle driven by Rob Halford.

 

[Macamus Prime]

When someone shows me video footage they have taken (on a phone or whatever), I usually say; "Hey, that's great! How did you get Michael J Fox to record this for you?!"

 

[Crusty]

I wear assless chaps and ride bitch on a motorcycle driven by Rob Halford.

By definition, chaps are assless.

 

[Krazy4Real]

By definition, chaps are assless.

Until you put your ass in them.

 

[Wyndru]

By definition, chaps are assless.

Not always, some even have fronts AND backs. I know, crazy...right?

 

[illusion88]

I peed in the swimming pool

 

[schneiderguy]

I snorgle my pillow in an attempt to escape the crushing loneliness that torments my life.