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Screw bathroom etiquette

JulesMaximus

JulesMaximus

No Lifer
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
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LMAO. I've done that before. Make others feel uncomfortable while making yourself at home. :thumbsup: :laugh:
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
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He was about to pop a massive erection after seeing your magnificent form and he needed some "alone time".
 
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
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LMAO. I've done that before. Make others feel uncomfortable while making yourself at home. :thumbsup: :laugh:
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I was talking with a friend of mine who was in the Marines and he was telling me of a place he was stationed for basic training where they had toilets lined up with no dividers between them. He remembers that some guys would come in and sit on the throne right beside you just to make you uncomfortable even though all of them were empty. I thought that was hilarious.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
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LMAO. I've done that before. Make others feel uncomfortable while making yourself at home. :thumbsup: :laugh:
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I was talking with a friend of mine who was in the Marines and he was telling me of a place he was stationed for basic training where they had toilets lined up with no dividers between them. He remembers that some guys would come in and sit on the throne right beside you just to make you uncomfortable even though all of them were empty. I thought that was hilarious.
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" ....so... how's yours hangin'?"
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: G Wizard
are there partitions b/w the urinals or not?
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Yes, just a small partition from about 2' above the floor up to about 5' and they only stick out about 1' from the wall.
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/sidle
/tap foot
/whistle
/stare
/tap foot
/meat spin
/tap foot
/stare
/shake
/zip
 
Those that use the middle stall are only tryting to increase their odds by being able to utilize their wide stance on both sides.
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Originally posted by: G Wizard
are there partitions b/w the urinals or not?
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Yes, just a small partition from about 2' above the floor up to about 5' and they only stick out about 1' from the wall.
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If there are partitions then I don't see what the big deal is. Myself, I can't pee next to another guy unless those partitions are there (I call it "stage fright," and no matter how badly I have to go, it just won't come out), but with them I don't have too much trouble.
 
I don't see what the big deal is. Another guy can get penis envy when looking at mine, I don't care. As long as I'm getting my business done, then it's fine.

Now, if I was wacking into the urinal, then it might get interesting.

Ofcourse, nothing is worst than going to pee then seeing shit in the urinal.

Except maybe if you're the person shitting.
 
Originally posted by: maxster
I don't see what the big deal is. Another guy can get penis envy when looking at mine, I don't care. As long as I'm getting my business done, then it's fine.

Now, if I was wacking into the urinal, then it might get interesting.

Ofcourse, nothing is worst than going to pee then seeing shit in the urinal.

Except maybe if you're the person shitting.
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You made a new account and posted that??? 😕
 
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
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is there like uncontrollable dribbleage that occurs some time during the process, and guys can't help but drip some on the floor? that's all i want to know. 😛
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
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is there like uncontrollable dribbleage that occurs some time during the process, and guys can't help but drip some on the floor? that's all i want to know. 😛
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just turn on a hose and let it run adn then shut it off real fast and watch what happens,

same thing happens to us
 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
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is there like uncontrollable dribbleage that occurs some time during the process, and guys can't help but drip some on the floor? that's all i want to know. 😛
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Not in my case...but the fact remains that there is urine on the floor in front of the two urinals on the sides but little or none on the floor in front of the middle one. I blame the warehouse employees. Filthy slobs...:laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
Click to expand...

is there like uncontrollable dribbleage that occurs some time during the process, and guys can't help but drip some on the floor? that's all i want to know. 😛
Click to expand...

just turn on a hose and let it run adn then shut it off real fast and watch what happens,

same thing happens to us
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Also...does anyone have the issue where after sex you can sometimes end up with two streams that shoot out in different directions, and the angle is just different enough so that both cannot go into the damned toilet?
 
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
Click to expand...

is there like uncontrollable dribbleage that occurs some time during the process, and guys can't help but drip some on the floor? that's all i want to know. 😛
Click to expand...

just turn on a hose and let it run adn then shut it off real fast and watch what happens,

same thing happens to us
Click to expand...

Also...does anyone have the issue where after sex you can sometimes end up with two streams that shoot out in different directions, and the angle is just different enough so that both cannot go into the damned toilet?
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yes
 
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
Click to expand...

is there like uncontrollable dribbleage that occurs some time during the process, and guys can't help but drip some on the floor? that's all i want to know. 😛
Click to expand...

just turn on a hose and let it run adn then shut it off real fast and watch what happens,

same thing happens to us
Click to expand...

Also...does anyone have the issue where after sex you can sometimes end up with two streams that shoot out in different directions, and the angle is just different enough so that both cannot go into the damned toilet?
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yes
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I HATE that. It's annoying. And you just don't think to sit down.
 
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: OdiN
Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've stopped taking the stalls in the corner at work (there are three urinals in the mens room here). I always go to the middle now because it's the one with the least amount of urine on the floor.

Funny thing is yesterday I was using the middle urinal and a guy walked in, stopped dead in his tracks after he saw me, and he went straight for the stalls. :laugh:MAO!!!
Click to expand...

is there like uncontrollable dribbleage that occurs some time during the process, and guys can't help but drip some on the floor? that's all i want to know. 😛
Click to expand...

just turn on a hose and let it run adn then shut it off real fast and watch what happens,

same thing happens to us
Click to expand...

Also...does anyone have the issue where after sex you can sometimes end up with two streams that shoot out in different directions, and the angle is just different enough so that both cannot go into the damned toilet?
Click to expand...

yes
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I HATE that. It's annoying. And you just don't think to sit down.
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it only ever seems to happen in the morning and im normally so groggy that i just look down and notice that no pee at all is going in the toilet and its honestly like 10 seconds before i realize im peeing at a 90 degree angle and its going all over the wall
 
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