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Scientists Discover New Element

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The heaviest element known to science is newly discovered Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.
 
There is another element recently dicovered:

Administratium


A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.


These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.


Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact.


A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.


Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not
decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In
fact, administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration.


This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You
will know it when you see it.
 
Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
There is another element recently dicovered:

Administratium


A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.


These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.


Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact.


A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.


Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not
decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In
fact, administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration.


This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You
will know it when you see it.
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This one was much more humorous.
 
Originally posted by: Mwilding
The heaviest element known to science is newly discovered Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.
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:thumbsup: nice... I was expecting a real element, and was kind of surprised I didn't hear anything about a new discovery, then I read your post. Funny.
 
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