Scientists Discover New Element

[GasX]

The heaviest element known to science is newly discovered Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.

 

[Spooner]

ba dum bum

 

[EyeMWing]

Seriously man. Stop trying to tell jokes. They're terrible.

 

[NatePo717]

 

[FrustratedUser]

There is another element recently dicovered:

Administratium


A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.


These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.


Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact.


A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.


Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not
decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In
fact, administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration.


This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You
will know it when you see it.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Seriously man. Stop trying to tell jokes. They're terrible.

Seriously, I post terrible jokes on purpose.

 

[Insomniak]

I chuckled.

 

Its funny to those of us that have dealt with it.

 

[statik213]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Seriously man. Stop trying to tell jokes. They're terrible.

Seriously, I post terrible jokes on purpose.

riiiiight

 

[mdchesne]

a new element from the national institute of STFU:
"We have a new element, we call if stfu"

 

[ironcrotch]

F in RED pen to hurt your feelings

 

[0roo0roo]

element

 

[Mucho]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Seriously man. Stop trying to tell jokes. They're terrible.

Seriously, I post terrible jokes on purpose.

I enjoy proverty.

 

[gsellis]

Both were discovered before Repostium was discovered or even theorized to exist.

 

[Patt]

Boooooo :thumbsdown:

 

[DeMeo]

Duct tape your hands together.

 

[thirdlegstump]

Damn I almost thought it was serious until the last part.

 

[Parkre]

Originally posted by: mdchesne
a new element from the national institute of STFU:
"We have a new element, we call if stfu"

like the one i got from thinkgeek.com??

 

[nakedfrog]

Heh

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Heh

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: statik213

Originally posted by: Mwilding

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Seriously man. Stop trying to tell jokes. They're terrible.

Seriously, I post terrible jokes on purpose.

riiiiight

search for "YAJT" and you will see that I speak the truth

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
There is another element recently dicovered:

Administratium


A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of
the heaviest element yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Administratium." Administratium has 1 neutron, 12
assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy
neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.


These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons, which
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called
peons.


Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can
be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes
into contact.


A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to take over
4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.


Administratium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not
decay but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of
the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In
fact, administratium's mass will actually increase over time, since
each reorganization causes some morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some
scientists to speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons
reach a certain quantity in concentration.


This hypothetical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You
will know it when you see it.

This one was much more humorous.

 

[GasX]

Originally posted by: AmusedThis one was much more humorous.

agreed...

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
The heaviest element known to science is newly discovered Managerium.

This element has no protons or electrons, but has a nucleus composed of 1 neutron, 2 vice-neutrons, 5 junior vice-neutrons, 25 assistant vice-neutrons, and 125 junior assistant vice-neutrons all going round in circles.

Managerium has a half-life of three years, at which time it does not decay but institutes a series of reviews leading to reorganization.

Its molecules are held together by means of the exchange of tiny particles known as morons.

:thumbsup: nice... I was expecting a real element, and was kind of surprised I didn't hear anything about a new discovery, then I read your post. Funny.