Scary scratching sound above me

[overst33r]

So I'm laying on my bed last night surfing the net :sneaky: when I hear a clawing/scratching sound right above me in the ceiling. 😱

It stops after about 10 mins.

So this morning I was woken by it again. Me thinks it's some sort of mouse. I've never seen a rat around my house.

Why the fuck does this fkn mouse or whatever it is have to scratch so much?

How can I kill it?

 

[Scouzer]

cut open your roof with a dremel, insert nuke. it's the only way.

 

[KeithTalent]

Ceiling cat! So that's where he moved; you should charge him rent.

KT

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

Sounds like intro of a plot to a shitty asian horror movie.

 

[ThePresence]

It's probably a squirrel. Whatever it is, it's probably 1/12 of your size. Stop being so scared.

 

[Juddog]

Last time this happened to me it ended up being a racoon, who later bred and had a little family of baby racoons living up there.

 

[overst33r]

Last time this happened to me it ended up being a racoon, who later bred and had a little family of baby racoons living up there.

I just don't see anything that big finding a way to get up there...

 

[Dominato3r]

Damnit, someone already suggested a nuke.

 

[OCGuy]

Dont smoke meth after 5PM.

 

[edro]

I have had a raccoon, opposum and squirrel in my attic. (3 separate incidents and holes)
They all scratched loudly. I found where they were entering the attic.
I lured them out with canned cat food and caught them in a live trap.
I then filled the hole(s) with wood and sheet metal.

 

[Rubycon]

Don't feed it or you may wind up like this guy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfGf4M3QZo

 

[mizzou]

P Hopefully its notba modest mouse, some people here hate them

 

[Chryso]

It sounds like zerglings. Just fortify your base and leave a couple marines at the entrance.

 

[schneiderguy]

It's probably a squirrel. Whatever it is, it's probably 1/12 of your size. Stop being so scared.

Spiders are about 1/1000 of my size and they can kill me. :hmm:

 

[Juddog]

I just don't see anything that big finding a way to get up there...

Where I was living I didn't think a racoon could get up there either, then one day while driving up to my apartment I saw a racoon on the roof that slipped into a spot that I didn't think it could fit into. The racoon had a dead mouse in it's mouth, apparently to feed it's kids.

 

[OOBradm]

Easy fix: move the air conditioner out of the ceiling amirite

 

[PingSpike]

Relax, it was probably just a Wendigo. Just go down to the hardware store and buy a large Wendigo trap and bait it with some human meat.

 

[ThePresence]

Spiders are about 1/1000 of my size and they can kill me. :hmm:

So you run from spiders? You can kill a spider a lot easier than it can kill you.

 

[MrPickins]

It's funny, I just heard a rat running around in my attic. Time to pick up some rat traps.

Gotta be careful, though. Those things can break a finger...

 

[xanis]

Definitely ceiling cat, watching you masturbate.

 

[IronWing]

Replace your ceiling with glass. Then you could see what is up there.

 

[Exterous]

Sounds like intro of a plot to a shitty asian horror movie.

Or amazing asian porn movie

 

[rh71]

that reminds me I still have to watch Paranormal Activity.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

I heard something inside the ceiling scratching around a few weeks ago. Turned out to be a bird.

 

[IronWing]

Next time it happens, shoot at the sound.