dud
Diamond Member
tl;dr
She's hot and she has big boobs. And I'm going to marry her!
Of course you are. Of course.
She is waiting for you to fulfill her dreams ... right after her "divorce".
tl;dr
She's hot and she has big boobs. And I'm going to marry her!
Of course you are. Of course.
She is waiting for you to fulfill her dreams ... right after her "divorce".
Why is all the buzz about her?
He is the Sexist Man Alive, at least for the next year.
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the fuck? I had no idea she was married, let alone to Ryan Reynolds. rofl.
By shoulder you mean penis, right? :awe:
Women can't resist my charm!! :awe:
I just need to find her address now :hmm:
He's not even that hot (no homo) :hmm:
She chain smokes and her breasts are a 34C according to US magazine, not small but hardly big. They're definitely not worth getting worked up over
*shrug*
You can't call no homo after a comment like that. It was "wild homo."
She's basically perfect. Are you gay?
No homo works for everything.
Looked it up on Google Maps. Pretty crappy looking building.ZabaSearch.com, go fast before she moves. :hmm:
SCARLETT JOHANSSONhttp://www.intelius.com/redir.php?r...qf=SCARLETT&qn=JOHANSSON&qc=LOS ANGELES&qs=CA
Hollywood Versailes Towers
7135 HOLLYWOOD BLVD
LOS ANGELES, CA 90046
Incorrect.
OFFICIAL RULES OF NO HOMO
1. After making a Homo comment you have 2 seconds to state No Homo otherwise your previous comment will forever be considered Homo
2. No Homo covers most BUT NOT ALL gay comments. For example : I love you bro. Is considered not gay, as long as you follow rule #1. But, Man your abs are looking fabulous today, No Homo, would be considered gay because of the overall level of gayness of the comment, despite the fact that rule #1 was followed.
3. If rule #2 is ever questioned, a 2/3rds positive vote of the present company shall decided whether the comment was too gay to void out the No Homo rule.
4. A physical act of gayness must be followed by a No Homo within 1 second of committing an act. For example, Jordan slaps Steves ass yet waits 2.69 seconds to say No Homo making his act gay.
5. Not all acts are covered by the No Homo policy (similar to rule #2). A friendly slap on the tush followed by a quick No Homo will be considered not gay. But if Zach comes up and grabs my wiener while looking me lustfully in the eyes with that smirky smile of his and seductively states No Homo Im gonna punch him in the face for being homo.
6. A comment that is borderline gay must still be followed up by or preceded (see rule # 9) with a No Homo. Always better to be safe than gay.
7. In terms of online gay comments you must put No Homo in the same post as the gay comment, otherwise you just wrote a gay comment. You cannot create a 2nd comment that just says No Homo. This is the online version of rule # 1.
8. The use of No Homo is not needed when conversing with the opposite sex. For example when Zach talks to Janice about how great Josh is looking today, he does not mean this in a faggoty way, he is just trying to talk a brother up.
9. Saying No Homo before a comment also voids out the gayness of the comment, as long as it follows rule #2. For example, No Homo but Danas sunburn actually kinda looks sexy, would be considered non queer.
10. You can never say No Homo enough. Always cover your tracks.
Oh, the poor thing. I wonder if she needs ashoulderpenis to cry on? I'd be happy to console her...:biggrin:
She's basically perfect. Are you gay?
She chain smokes and her breasts are a 34C according to US magazine, not small but hardly big. They're definitely not worth getting worked up over
*shrug*
Obligatory, pointy elbows pic:
Ewww... look at those unkempt eyebrows.I think her chin is pointy too -- not that I noticed given her other "assets" in that photo. :awe:
let's be honest. If scarlett didn't have her tits, no one would care.
Let's be honest. If Scarlett didn't have her tits, no one would care.