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Why is all the buzz about her?

He is the Sexist Man Alive, at least for the next year.

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She chain smokes and her breasts are a 34C according to US magazine, not small but hardly big. They're definitely not worth getting worked up over

*shrug*
 
schneiderguy said:
She's basically perfect. Are you gay?



No homo works for everything.
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Incorrect.

OFFICIAL RULES OF NO HOMO

1. After making a “Homo” comment you have 2 seconds to state “No Homo” otherwise your previous comment will forever be considered “Homo”

2. “No Homo” covers most BUT NOT ALL gay comments. For example :” I love you bro.” Is considered not gay, as long as you follow rule #1. But, “Man your abs are looking fabulous today, No Homo,” would be considered gay because of the overall level of gayness of the comment, despite the fact that rule #1 was followed.

3. If rule #2 is ever questioned, a 2/3rds positive vote of the present company shall decided whether the comment was too gay to void out the “No Homo” rule.

4. A physical act of gayness must be followed by a “No Homo” within 1 second of committing an act. For example, Jordan slaps Steve’s ass yet waits 2.69 seconds to say “No Homo” making his act gay.

5. Not all acts are covered by the “No Homo” policy (similar to rule #2). A friendly slap on the tush followed by a quick “No Homo” will be considered not gay. But if Zach comes up and grabs my wiener while looking me lustfully in the eyes with that smirky smile of his and seductively states “No Homo” I’m gonna punch him in the face for being homo.

6. A comment that is borderline gay must still be followed up by or preceded (see rule # 9) with a “No Homo.” Always better to be safe than gay.

7. In terms of online gay comments you must put “No Homo” in the same post as the gay comment, otherwise you just wrote a gay comment. You cannot create a 2nd comment that just says “No Homo.” This is the online version of rule # 1.

8. The use of “No Homo” is not needed when conversing with the opposite sex. For example when Zach talks to Janice about how great Josh is looking today, he does not mean this in a faggoty way, he is just trying to talk a brother up.

9. Saying “No Homo” before a comment also voids out the gayness of the comment, as long as it follows rule #2. For example, “No Homo but Dana’s sunburn actually kinda looks sexy,” would be considered non queer.

10. You can never say “No Homo” enough. Always cover your tracks.
 
Josh said:
Incorrect.

OFFICIAL RULES OF NO HOMO

1. After making a “Homo” comment you have 2 seconds to state “No Homo” otherwise your previous comment will forever be considered “Homo”

2. “No Homo” covers most BUT NOT ALL gay comments. For example :” I love you bro.” Is considered not gay, as long as you follow rule #1. But, “Man your abs are looking fabulous today, No Homo,” would be considered gay because of the overall level of gayness of the comment, despite the fact that rule #1 was followed.

3. If rule #2 is ever questioned, a 2/3rds positive vote of the present company shall decided whether the comment was too gay to void out the “No Homo” rule.

4. A physical act of gayness must be followed by a “No Homo” within 1 second of committing an act. For example, Jordan slaps Steve’s ass yet waits 2.69 seconds to say “No Homo” making his act gay.

5. Not all acts are covered by the “No Homo” policy (similar to rule #2). A friendly slap on the tush followed by a quick “No Homo” will be considered not gay. But if Zach comes up and grabs my wiener while looking me lustfully in the eyes with that smirky smile of his and seductively states “No Homo” I’m gonna punch him in the face for being homo.

6. A comment that is borderline gay must still be followed up by or preceded (see rule # 9) with a “No Homo.” Always better to be safe than gay.

7. In terms of online gay comments you must put “No Homo” in the same post as the gay comment, otherwise you just wrote a gay comment. You cannot create a 2nd comment that just says “No Homo.” This is the online version of rule # 1.

8. The use of “No Homo” is not needed when conversing with the opposite sex. For example when Zach talks to Janice about how great Josh is looking today, he does not mean this in a faggoty way, he is just trying to talk a brother up.

9. Saying “No Homo” before a comment also voids out the gayness of the comment, as long as it follows rule #2. For example, “No Homo but Dana’s sunburn actually kinda looks sexy,” would be considered non queer.

10. You can never say “No Homo” enough. Always cover your tracks.
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11. Anyone concerned enough to make rules about not being a homo, is a homo.
 
schneiderguy said:
She's basically perfect. Are you gay?
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She chain smokes, for that fact alone she can't be perfect. I'll take Stacey Dash over her any day of the week, Stacey's almost 20 years older and looks better. Also since Scarlette chain smokes I bet by the time she's stacey's age she'll look in her late 50's.
 
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