Saying you hated being told when you were young/now?

[TridenT]

"i feel like a defective typewriter"

Never heard that one...

I've heard "I feel like a broken record."

 

[IronWing]

"i feel like a defective typewriter"

Great movie!

 

[guyver01]

Never heard that one...

talk to us again once you've had sex with a female.

 

[guyver01]

Great movie!

:thumbsup:

 

[JS80]

"Not at the table, Carlos!"

Lol I do that to my infant...never gets old

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Lol I do that to my infant...never gets old

You married a Mexican? 😕

 

[grrl]

What, do you live in a barn? (When someone would leave a door open.)

Do you think I'm made of money?

 

[BoomerD]

What, do you live in a barn? (When someone would leave a door open.)

Do you think I'm made of money?

I got, "Were you born in a barn?"

I finally replied with, "Yes, but it was on a side-hill, so the door swung shut by itself."

That was always good for even more yelling...

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Children are to be seen and not heard.

 

[TridenT]

Children are to be seen and not heard.

I thought it was neither seen nor heard? :hmm:

 

[Nik]

"Because I said so" is probably one of the most damaging things you can repeat to a child.

 

[Ichinisan]

"Because I said so" is probably one of the most damaging things you can repeat to a child.

I emphatically agree.

 

[BoomerD]

"Because I said so" is probably one of the most damaging things you can repeat to a child.

Nah...kids don't need to know WHY..."just do as I say...not as I do."

 

[TridenT]

"Because I said so" is probably one of the most damaging things you can repeat to a child.

How so?

I just got annoyed by it. "eff you and your totalitarian dictatorship style of ruling!"

 

[BoomerD]

how so?

I just got annoyed by it. "eff you and your totalitarian dictatorship style of ruling!"
quickly followed by ""mommy, what's for dinner?"

ftfy

 

[TridenT]

ftfy

Ugh... one thing my parents did all the time was this:

Me: "I'm bored/hungry."

Them: "Nice to meet you, bored/hungry."

 

[Nik]

How so?

I just got annoyed by it. "eff you and your totalitarian dictatorship style of ruling!"

Meh, I hated it but I respected it most of the time. It taught me that you can expect everything out of everyone else and not have to contribute anything in return.

 

[Leros]

I hated fat people telling me how I need to eat more (as if me not being fat was something wrong with me).

 

[BoomerD]

I hated fat people telling me how I need to eat more (as if me not being fat was something wrong with me).

STFU and have a sammich....

 

[Kirby]

How so?

I just got annoyed by it. "eff you and your totalitarian dictatorship style of ruling!"

 

[DT4K]

"Because I said so" is probably one of the most damaging things you can repeat to a child.

You must not have kids.
It drove me crazy when my parents wouldn't take the time to explain why I couldn't do something or have something.

Then I had my own kids and realized that it's not explaining your reasoning the first time that is so bad. It's explaining it the 1000th time when you start to get tired of it and resort to "because I said so!".

The one I still hate the most is "Life's not fair".
My response (at least in my head) was "Yeah, that's true, and it sucks, so why are you trying to make it even more unfair".

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

"I don't have any candy."

Liar.