Say that right NOW, you get a warning that you are going to die in five minutes. What do you do?

[JujuFish]

Wow, all it takes is a warning to get you guys to do all this stuff?

*picks up phone*

:evil:

 

[R Nilla]

I'd kill myself.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: JS80
furiously masturbate

:thumbsup: LMAO

hold it right until the last second and die while splooging

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: JujuFish
Wow, all it takes is a warning to get you guys to do all this stuff?

*picks up phone*

:evil:

Do it. I'm getting a little hungry and I need some incentive.

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: JS80
furiously masturbate

:thumbsup: LMAO

hold it right until the last second and die while splooging

 

[uhohs]

go on youtube and watch a c-ute, berryz, or morning musume video.

die with cuteness upon my heart. <3

 

[funboy6942]

Duck and cover because everyone should know that will save you from pretty much anything. If no one else knows great for me becaue I will have the world to myself and all the cars I could ever want to drive and FU to gas prices because it would be free. Then prolly have sex with all the dead corpses laying around till they get all smelly. After that find the factory that makes the life size sex dolls and live there for a few months with my fleet of cars and trucks, motorcycles, boats, and go carts. Grow some weed because hey, Im the only one left whos to stop me and on that note take a nice boat over to cuba and get me some coke and oter fine drugs I could ever want. Then maybe find a big ocean linner and floor it and hop off just to watch it slip into the horizon and think about where it may end up on its own. If I live near the ocean I may want to find some deal dolphins and try out a blow hole or two jsut for the heck of it to see how it would feel to be a dolphin. Find also a washed up whale and gut it and live in it like ren and stimpy did on the one episode because I thought that was the coolest. Make some sand castles and knock them down and then beat the crap out of me for doing it to myself.

Find a Hospital and take all the needles I can find and stick them into my ass and run around naked saying look at me like at me Im needle butt ass. Rob a few banks and smile for the camera with my needle butt ass. Have to go visit the sex doll factory again and pick up a few more dolls because the ones I have would be all smelly from use. Find a truck and strap the sex dolls to it and hit walls with the truck and use them as air bags and watch thier heads pop off. Find a commercial plane and fly it and jump out so I can watch it crash. prance around on the white house lawn in a thong wearing flip flops. See if you really can run and poop at the same time. Fly over to England and use the buckingham fountian as a toilet. Get a gas powered saws all and cut down the saint louis arch to wach it fall into the mighty missippi. Climb a tree and fall out of it and break my neck in the middle on knowhere and finnaly wait to die

 

[Vegitto]

I'd probably go and sleep.. I have nothing else to do, no-one to notify.. Meh.

 

[OrganizedChaos]

call an ambulance

 

[jiwq]

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Ferociously rape the nearest hot female next to me. I ain't going down alone.

What if right after, that mysterious voice in the sky said "just kidding. im not going to kill you." ? :Q

 

[everman]

I'd not believe it and just blow it off. But I'd change my underwear just in case

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: jiwq

Originally posted by: amdhunter
Ferociously rape the nearest hot female next to me. I ain't going down alone.

What if right after, that mysterious voice in the sky said "just kidding. im not going to kill you." ? :Q

Cleverly hide the body..?





again..?

 

[Motek]

I'd end it sooner, myself, I can't think of what the 5 minutes would do to me...