Say that right NOW, you get a warning that you are going to die in five minutes. What do you do?

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
get my gf and hug/kiss her until i die.

Well, that was gay.

lol...personally, I'd hope that I could do the same. I would do it for 4 1/2 mins, it would be nasty for her to have a dead dude in her arms. lol

Well, yea. I mean, Id probably wanna be with my gf, but the way he said it, he sounded like a pansy.

lol...true

 

[imported_LoKe]

I'd probably beat off, then spend the next 4 and a half minutes making some food. No, I wouldn't even wash my hands. That's right.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: AbsolutDealage
Probably call my wife to say goodbye, jump in my car and drive like a bat out of hell. That's about all I can think of with 5 minutes.

Ah yes, after the liquor, the haiku and the assortment of "things" I'd definitely get in my Acura and try to hit the speed limiter. :laugh:

 

[Lola]

call my husband, mom, dad, brother and grandma. Then, get dressed in my favorite dress to die fabulous!

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: LoKe
I'd probably beat off, then spend the next 4 and a half minutes making some food. No, I wouldn't even wash my hands. That's right.

30 seconds, jesus christ.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: krunchykrome

Originally posted by: secretanchitman
get my gf and hug/kiss her until i die.

Well, that was gay.

lol...personally, I'd hope that I could do the same. I would do it for 4 1/2 mins, it would be nasty for her to have a dead dude in her arms. lol

Well, yea. I mean, Id probably wanna be with my gf, but the way he said it, he sounded like a pansy.

:laugh:

 

[amdhunter]

Ferociously rape the nearest hot female next to me. I ain't going down alone.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

Can't believe nobody has said SEX

Hell most guys here on ATOT could probably nut at least 3-4 times in 5mins

*edit*
Amdhunter, gets in under the wire

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
call my husband, mom, dad, brother and grandma. Then, get dressed in my favorite dress to die fabulous!

:roll: women

 

[amdhunter]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Can't believe nobody has said SEX

Hell most guys here on ATOT could probably nut at least 3-4 times in 5mins

Look one post above yours.

 

[batmang]

id ask my wife if i could PIITB before i go.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: LoKe
I'd probably beat off, then spend the next 4 and a half minutes making some food. No, I wouldn't even wash my hands. That's right.

LOL

 

[mordantmonkey]

run around the office and slap a bunch of people. Then hit up a couple of the attractive chicks in the office for a pity bj. cause with only 5mins to go that's about the only angle to work.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Can't believe nobody has said SEX

I'm sitting at my computer.
I'm not going to rape anyone. Closest wiling is more than 5 minutes away.
An act of futility it would be.

 

[krunchykrome]

This thread is the most amusing thing I've read all day.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
This thread is the most amusing thing I've read all day.

I post nothing but the highest quality, Grade AAA sh!t.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
call my husband, mom, dad, brother and grandma. Then, get dressed in my favorite dress to die fabulous!

Vain to the last

 

[mattpegher]

Just call my kids and tell them I love them. Then I'd go tell the boss off.

 

[yhelothar]

Funny, I read a lot of things about death while I was over at the hospice with my grandma.
It says when you're about to die, you stop caring about anyone but yourself. You start self-reflecting your life and start accepting your death.

 

[MichaelD]

Originally posted by: LoKe
I'd probably beat off, then spend the next 4 and a half minutes making some food. No, I wouldn't even wash my hands. That's right.

That's freakin' awesome. A++++++ :beer:

 

[Balt]

Try to get a quick nap in.

 

[jlbenedict]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
Hell most guys here on ATOT could probably nut at least 3-4 times in 5mins

Shens

 

[tweakmm]

This thread actually inspired me to write a haiku:

Five minutes to live
Drink all the rum, eat pills
Life is sure a bitch

 

[Deeko]

Bone the nearest hot girl. Doesn't matter who. I won't be around after.

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
call my husband, mom, dad, brother and grandma. Then, get dressed in my favorite dress to die fabulous!

Vain to the last

Ay! but what would i care? i am dead by then!