Samurai vs Klingon... Who would win? (poll)

Wuffsunie

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Samurai. Klingons are pussies.

Watch any trek with Klingons fighting each other with hand weapons. Then watch something like Seven Samurai.

The samurai 0wnz j00.

-- Jack

A hypothetical paradox: What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
-- Tom Galloway
 

XZeroII

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Originally posted by: Wuffsunie
Samurai. Klingons are pussies.

Watch any trek with Klingons fighting each other with hand weapons. Then watch something like Seven Samurai.

The samurai 0wnz j00.

-- Jack

A hypothetical paradox: What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?
-- Tom Galloway

Ever see Logan's Run? I wonder what would happen if Logan were in there too.
 

DaveSimmons

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Watch any trek with Klingons fighting each other with hand weapons. Then watch something like Seven Samurai.
Based on Trek fight choreography, Klingons are slow, sloppy fighters compared to master samurai. Yojimbo or Zatoichi would slice through a horde of bat'leh masters just like Samurai Jack chops up the robots.
 

Gagabiji

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Dude the klingon would beat the **** out of the samarui. It's funny, half of you don't even know what a Samarui is. :p
 

DaveSimmons

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Now Jet Li vs. Kligon whatever-they-call-their-unarmed-martial-art masters would be more interesting, since then the Kligon strength might compensate for their slow speed and weak fight choreography. I'd still bet on Jet Li over Worf though.
 

0roo0roo

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batleths would seem like rather shoddy weaps in real life.

only one i've held is rubber though, didn't seem very good compared to a sword though.