http://lonestartimes.com/2006/07/17/samuel-l-jackson-plays-god-really/
My guess is it will go something like...
And when Moses returned from the mountain, he said on to the Israelities, "Does God look like a bitch to thou?" "No." "Then why hast thou treated him like a bitch."
Movie superstar Samuel L. Jackson will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God.
My guess is it will go something like...
And when Moses returned from the mountain, he said on to the Israelities, "Does God look like a bitch to thou?" "No." "Then why hast thou treated him like a bitch."