Samuel L. Jackson to play voice of god in upcoming bible

[bignateyk]

http://lonestartimes.com/2006/07/17/samuel-l-jackson-plays-god-really/

Movie superstar Samuel L. Jackson will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God.

My guess is it will go something like...

And when Moses returned from the mountain, he said on to the Israelities, "Does God look like a bitch to thou?" "No." "Then why hast thou treated him like a bitch."

 

[booger711]

lolz

 

[junkerman123]

morgan freeman was unavaliable

 

[2Dead]

hahah, i think that would be Moses though

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: junkerman123
morgan freeman was unavaliable

that was my first thought

 

[DnetMHZ]

"Someone get those motherfvckin animals on the motherfvckin ark!"

 

[Baked]

For the black bible?

 

[zerocool1]

will he say "I will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger. And you will know that I am the Lord when I put my hand on thee"?

 

[IAteYourMother]

snakes, on a boat

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
snakes, on a boat

"i want two of every creature on this boat... but don't bring aboard snakes... i don't want no motherfvckin snakes on the motherfvckin boat"

 

[V00DOO]

Samual Jackson, it's my beer!

 

[Starbuck1975]

And God said, "Get these motherf&$#ing dinosaurs out of my mother&$#ing Garden of Eden!!!"

 

[GeneValgene]

what happened here was a miracle, and i want you to fvckin acknowledge it!

 

[Abel007]

Morgan Freeman would've been better. I might actually listen to that. Samuel just doesn't have the voice to listen to for an audio book.

 

[destrekor]

Originally posted by: Abel007
Morgan Freeman would've been better. I might actually listen to that. Samuel just doesn't have the voice to listen to for an audio book.

the problem with morgan is, his voice isn't demeaning... its gentle. it's not the voice you'd picture for a god. the intro of war of the worlds proves this.

 

[Journer]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH LMFAO!

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: GeneValgene
what happened here was a miracle, and i want you to fvckin acknowledge it!

Damn, I was beaten to it

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: bignateykAnd when Moses returned from the mountain, he said on to the Israelities, "Does God look like a bitch to thou?" "No." "Then why hast thou treated him like a bitch."

LMAO...yeah!

 

[dr150]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: junkerman123
morgan freeman was unavaliable

that was my first thought

How bouts James Earl Jones?........

 

[Meuge]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
http://lonestartimes.com/2006/07/17/samuel-l-jackson-plays-god-really/

Movie superstar Samuel L. Jackson will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible. The taped recording of the New Testament will feature many famous other black actors and musicians. Jackson was given the lead role because producers felt his deep, authorative voice was perfect for the role of God.

My guess is it will go something like...

And when Moses returned from the mountain, he said on to the Israelities, "Does God look like a bitch to thou?" "No." "Then why hast thou treated him like a bitch."

I love this mutherfcking world.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: junkerman123
morgan freeman was unavaliable

that was my first thought

Mine too. He has a great voice.

"Morgan Freeman in the Narrator..."

 

[cKGunslinger]

This thread delivers.

 

[151528]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
This thread delivers.

 

[randay]

sith lord > shark > kevin spacey > god ?

 

[anxi80]

noah: but god, i understand the animals but what about the people? do the people really deserve to die?

jackson as god: yes they deserve to die, and i hope they burn in hell!