Salma Hayek vs. Eva Longoria (with poll)

[slurmsmackenzie]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

**FIXED**
:laugh:

whatever. i'll take those floppies, smack 'em together against my head and make the b!tch bark like a seal.

 

[JasonSix78]

I voted for Salma, I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman with a heavy spanish accent.

-Jason

 

[Czar]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

exactly

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

Originally posted by: JasonSix78
I voted for Salma, I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman with some heavy spanish funbags.

-Jason

fixed

 

[DougK62]

I can't choose. I'm fairly certain that I'd be happy with either.

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\

after desperado with what's his face (who i think should divorce ol' facelift griffith and marry selma), i've been hooked. what a body. nice set of D's, skinny waste, and childbearing hips. hard pressed to beat that. i'll take some kate winslett on the side, too.

:thumbsup::beer:

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Eva

Gotta plan for the future, right now they're about equally hot, but Eva is a lot younger. 10 years from now she should be hotter than Salma.

 

[JasonSix78]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie

Originally posted by: JasonSix78
I voted for Salma, I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman with some heavy spanish funbags.

-Jason

fixed

lmao, good one

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: JasonSix78
I voted for Salma, I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman with a heavy spanish accent.

-Jason

 

Originally posted by: BillyBatson
salma anyday! who the hell is the other person

The other person is a he-she....

 

[Tiamat]

Eva is more attractive, but who knows whats underneath the lbs of makeup.

 

[slurmsmackenzie]

hey compu-dorks!!!

good news!

they both date dorky white guys!

 

[AMDZen]

Originally posted by: mpitts

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\

after desperado with what's his face (who i think should divorce ol' facelift griffith and marry selma), i've been hooked. what a body. nice set of D's, skinny waste, and childbearing hips. hard pressed to beat that. i'll take some kate winslett on the side, too.

I literally fell out of my seat at the theater during Desperado..

Thats what happened to me in "From Dusk till Dawn" Best scene EVER!!!!!!

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
hey compu-dorks!!!

good news!

they both date dorky white guys!

Note to self: replace batteries in common sense machine

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
hey compu-dorks!!!

good news!

they both date dorky white guys!

I am saving myself for:

Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Alba
Eliza Cuthbert
The Olsen Twins

or whatever other girl that is young / hot / famous..

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

mmmmm cuthbert

 

[Mr N8]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

Agreed.

 

[Aharami]

eva

 

[Parrotheader]

Salma. I like curves and she's got a lot of them.

 

[kyparrish]

Eva

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

Yeah, wow, look at those huge floppy pancake smashfest bewbies :roll:

actually i wasn't referring to Selma, but get your :roll:s in, that's fine.

 

[Megatomic]

I :heart: Salma

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

Yeah, wow, look at those huge floppy pancake smashfest bewbies :roll:

actually i wasn't referring to Selma, but get your :roll:s in, that's fine.

Uh, okay? Eva has a smaller bust than Salma. I naturally assumed, since there was no specification on you referring to anything else, that you were referring to "Eva > Salma" since, you know, that's what the thread's about. Sorry, I guess.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Nik

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

Yeah, wow, look at those huge floppy pancake smashfest bewbies :roll:

actually i wasn't referring to Selma, but get your :roll:s in, that's fine.

Uh, okay? Eva has a smaller bust than Salma. I naturally assumed, since there was no specification on you referring to anything else, that you were referring to "Eva > Salma" since, you know, that's what the thread's about. Sorry, I guess.

you better be :|

my bad, i should have specified and it would appear to be a Salma bash.

 

[iamme]

why must i choose, cruel, cruel world!?!?!?