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Salma Hayek vs. Eva Longoria (with poll)

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JasonSix78

Platinum Member
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I voted for Salma, I'm a sucker for a beautiful woman with a heavy spanish accent.

-Jason
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\


after desperado with what's his face (who i think should divorce ol' facelift griffith and marry selma), i've been hooked. what a body. nice set of D's, skinny waste, and childbearing hips. hard pressed to beat that. i'll take some kate winslett on the side, too.

:thumbsup::D:beer:
 

GagHalfrunt

Lifer
Apr 19, 2001
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Eva

Gotta plan for the future, right now they're about equally hot, but Eva is a lot younger. 10 years from now she should be hotter than Salma.
 

AMDZen

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Apr 15, 2004
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Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t

The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\


after desperado with what's his face (who i think should divorce ol' facelift griffith and marry selma), i've been hooked. what a body. nice set of D's, skinny waste, and childbearing hips. hard pressed to beat that. i'll take some kate winslett on the side, too.

I literally fell out of my seat at the theater during Desperado..

Thats what happened to me in "From Dusk till Dawn" Best scene EVER!!!!!!
 

mpitts

Lifer
Jun 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
hey compu-dorks!!!

good news!

they both date dorky white guys!

I am saving myself for:

Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Alba
Eliza Cuthbert
The Olsen Twins

or whatever other girl that is young / hot / famous..
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

Yeah, wow, look at those huge floppy pancake smashfest bewbies :roll:

actually i wasn't referring to Selma, but get your :roll:s in, that's fine.

Uh, okay? :confused: Eva has a smaller bust than Salma. I naturally assumed, since there was no specification on you referring to anything else, that you were referring to "Eva > Salma" since, you know, that's what the thread's about. :confused: Sorry, I guess.
 

meltdown75

Lifer
Nov 17, 2004
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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.

small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies

Yeah, wow, look at those huge floppy pancake smashfest bewbies :roll:

actually i wasn't referring to Selma, but get your :roll:s in, that's fine.

Uh, okay? :confused: Eva has a smaller bust than Salma. I naturally assumed, since there was no specification on you referring to anything else, that you were referring to "Eva > Salma" since, you know, that's what the thread's about. :confused: Sorry, I guess.

you better be :|

:p my bad, i should have specified and it would appear to be a Salma bash.