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Salma Hayek vs. Eva Longoria (with poll)

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Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t
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The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\
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after desperado with what's his face (who i think should divorce ol' facelift griffith and marry selma), i've been hooked. what a body. nice set of D's, skinny waste, and childbearing hips. hard pressed to beat that. i'll take some kate winslett on the side, too.
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:thumbsup:😀:beer:
 
Eva

Gotta plan for the future, right now they're about equally hot, but Eva is a lot younger. 10 years from now she should be hotter than Salma.
 
Originally posted by: mpitts
Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
fvck eva...

salma hayek is built like a real woman. all meaty and curvy and sh!t
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The word "sturdy" comes to mind compared to Eva. Eva needs ta eat a sammich or two. :-\
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after desperado with what's his face (who i think should divorce ol' facelift griffith and marry selma), i've been hooked. what a body. nice set of D's, skinny waste, and childbearing hips. hard pressed to beat that. i'll take some kate winslett on the side, too.
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I literally fell out of my seat at the theater during Desperado..
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Thats what happened to me in "From Dusk till Dawn" Best scene EVER!!!!!!
 
Originally posted by: slurmsmackenzie
hey compu-dorks!!!

good news!

they both date dorky white guys!
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I am saving myself for:

Lindsay Lohan
Jessica Alba
Eliza Cuthbert
The Olsen Twins

or whatever other girl that is young / hot / famous..
 
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.
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small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies
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Yeah, wow, look at those huge floppy pancake smashfest bewbies :roll:
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actually i wasn't referring to Selma, but get your :roll:s in, that's fine.
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Uh, okay? 😕 Eva has a smaller bust than Salma. I naturally assumed, since there was no specification on you referring to anything else, that you were referring to "Eva > Salma" since, you know, that's what the thread's about. 😕 Sorry, I guess.
 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Originally posted by: NFS4
I'll take Eva. All you need is a handful.
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small & nice > big floppy pancake smashfest bewbies
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Yeah, wow, look at those huge floppy pancake smashfest bewbies :roll:
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actually i wasn't referring to Selma, but get your :roll:s in, that's fine.
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Uh, okay? 😕 Eva has a smaller bust than Salma. I naturally assumed, since there was no specification on you referring to anything else, that you were referring to "Eva > Salma" since, you know, that's what the thread's about. 😕 Sorry, I guess.
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you better be :|

😛 my bad, i should have specified and it would appear to be a Salma bash.
 
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