Salma Hayek is off the market

AkumaX · Mar 9, 2007

damn, it would have been ok if she was taken by penelope cruz

iversonyin · Mar 9, 2007

Originally posted by: Kev
She's all tits and has a box face. Who cares.

MEN do. The straight one anyway.....but I guess you don't belong to that cohort.

silverpig · Mar 9, 2007

Originally posted by: Darthvoy

Originally posted by: eits
jesus...

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woah...

:thumbsup:

dennilfloss · Mar 9, 2007

Damn, I can still have my vanilla & butterscotch threesome with Nicole Kidman and her but now I have to make sure that two husbands don't know.

FrustratedUser · Mar 10, 2007

Damn!
I'd marry her. :heart:

LikeLinus · Mar 10, 2007

Originally posted by: JS80
1) Unibrow
2) Short
3) Big head
4) 40 years old

You

1) Limp-wristed
2) Bite pillows
3) Owns ass-less leather chaps
4) Nickname is "bottom boy"