Salma Hayek is off the market

[Amused]

Originally posted by: mundane

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: mundane

Originally posted by: JS80
1) Unibrow
2) Short
3) Big head
4) 40 years old

5) Not that good looking

Bullsh!t

Complete bullsh!t

I know the image quality of that pic wasn't great, but I thought my intent was clear. I was unable to find a better shot from that movie quickly. For her age (even regardless of her age), she still is one of the best looking women.

Your pic isn't from Desperado. It's from the second, horrible one with Johnny Depp. She looked far better in Desperado because she wasn't trying to look tough or butch.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: mundane

Originally posted by: JS80
1) Unibrow
2) Short
3) Big head
4) 40 years old

5) Not that good looking

Bullsh!t

Complete bullsh!t

6) fat
7) small chested
8) ugly toes
9) not flexible whatsoever
10) incapable of being glamourous

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
LMAO ... only on ATOT will you hear people say Salma Hayek is not that good looking, but the little boy looking Natalie Portman is hot.

Thank you, Jesus!

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: purbeast0
LMAO ... only on ATOT will you hear people say Salma Hayek is not that good looking, but the little boy looking Natalie Portman is hot.

Oh no you didn't.

 

[purbeast0]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: purbeast0
LMAO ... only on ATOT will you hear people say Salma Hayek is not that good looking, but the little boy looking Natalie Portman is hot.

Oh no you didn't.

yes ... yes i did.

 

[TXHokie]

5 stages of grief - Step 1 is denial
So let those OTOTer grieve in peace

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: purbeast0

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: purbeast0
LMAO ... only on ATOT will you hear people say Salma Hayek is not that good looking, but the little boy looking Natalie Portman is hot.

Oh no you didn't.

yes ... yes i did.

I don't normally diss on Portman b/c she's GORGEOUS, but this is funny nonetheless

Teh hotness

 

[IEC]

Originally posted by: eits

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: mundane

Originally posted by: JS80
1) Unibrow
2) Short
3) Big head
4) 40 years old

5) Not that good looking

Bullsh!t

Complete bullsh!t

6) fat
7) small chested
8) ugly toes
9) not flexible whatsoever
10) incapable of being glamourous

*taps sarcasm meter*

 

[eleison]

ehh.. I've seen hotter.. Personally, if I EVER had the POSSIBILITY to ever choose between Salma... and lets say.... most of the girls on this years SI swimsuit issue... i would definitely pick the swimsuit girls... NOW some of those girls are HAWT!!!

 

[Mucho]

Best ever movie dance: Salma Hayek Dusk Till Dawn After Dark

 

[StevenYoo]

Salma's 40?? I had no idea!

I would love to marry a woman that ages as well as Jane Seymour

 

[paulney]

Originally posted by: tm37

Originally posted by: JS80
1) Unibrow
2) Short
3) Big head
4) 40 years old

what was the line...


She is on the short list of women I would do in front of my wife and her lawyer.

I'll remember this line

 

[Juno]

salma's still hot btw.

 

[Lorax]

i thought she was secret lovers with penelope cruz.

 

[Kev]

She's all tits and has a box face. Who cares.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Kev
She's all tits and has a box face. Who cares.

exactly why i care

 

[eits]

jesus...

 

[Amused]

OK, who's got the pic of ATOTers turning down a hot chick???

 

[Miramonti]

I'm betting that when her child is born, it will be taller than her.

 

[ThePresence]

She's the hottest thing to cross the border, after Jalapeno.

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: jjsole
I'm betting that when her child is born, it will be taller than her.

well, no crap. that's obvious... her husband's taller than her, the child is more than likely going to be taller.

in fact, there's a formula for estimating the height of the child you produce...

boy height = [(mom's height in cm + dad's height in cm)/2] + 6.5cm
girl height = [(mom's height in cm + dad's height in cm)/2] - 6.5cm

 

[Kelemvor]

Originally posted by: eits
jesus...

Exactly.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

Originally posted by: DannyLove
wow. 40 and first child. that's awesome.

No it's not. Increased risk of birth defects for the baby and an increased chance of miscarriage.

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: mundane

Originally posted by: JS80
1) Unibrow
2) Short
3) Big head
4) 40 years old

5) Not that good looking

Bullsh!t

Complete bullsh!t

She has a smoking body, but her face just doesn't do it for me. She's far from ugly...but I wouldn't say she's amazingly hot.

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: eits
jesus...

:heart:

 

[Darthvoy]

Originally posted by: eits
jesus...

woah...