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deerslayer

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: shinerburke
I think it's lack of sex...go out and get yourself some....

yea I'm sure an STD or unwanted pregnancy will cheer her right up.
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Not sure if you've heard of them, but they have these things called condoms. You see when a man and a woman love each other very much or have been drinking and throw caution to the wind they will go to a bedroom, bathroom, pool table, or old Chevy Nova and take off their clothes. If the woman likes the man very much or if she's too drunk to know better she will polish the man's doorknob. After that if the man still feels like it and is awake he will then gently lie on top of her and place his hoo hoo dilly in her cha cha and begin to thrust, withdraw, and repeat. Sometimes he will do this for upwards of 45 seconds until he sees the face of God. If the man and woman want to avoid giving each other crabs, syphilis, saber toothed crotch crickets, etc.... or having a baby they will use a condom.

ROFLMAO!

Hope you get to feeling better eakers, it's never fun to be depressed :(
 

lilFajita

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Hey eakers, I have had that kind of day too...I just wanted to hide. But you really have to FORCE yourself to get out, maybe not neccessarily go out with friends, but go do something you usually enjoy and you will feel better after a while...it really does work, but it's not easy to get motivated to get out and do it....

I think uncJIGGA's idea about your cal class was great too...professors are sometimes surprisingly cool about that sort of thing....

have faith in yourself to survive this...you can do it!