Room Raiders

[Quasmo]

So my school is doing their crappy version of room raiders and my roommate decides to be in it. All I can think of is what can I plant. So me and my friends decide to plant a nice bottle of "anal lube" and a dildo in his drawer. It was awesome. The girl first noticed the anal lube, and thought it was a prank but then was reassured when she found the dildo. It was hilarious. She got really embarassed, and started picking up stuff with tongs. Then she started picking up all my stuff and said "this is cool" and I had to tell her it was mine. She was really disapponited. Now whats great is that this was all filmed and will be shown to the whole school. Its gonna be great.

 

[her209]

One question: where did you get the dildo?

 

[MisterChief]

Originally posted by: Quasmo
So my school is doing their crappy version of room raiders and my roommate decides to be in it. All I can think of is what can I plant. So me and my friends decide to plant a nice bottle of "anal lube" and a dildo in his drawer. It was awesome. The girl first noticed the anal lube, and thought it was a prank but then was reassured when she found the dildo. It was hilarious. She got really embarassed, and started picking up stuff with tongs. Then she started picking up all my stuff and said "this is cool" and I had to tell her it was mine. She was really disapponited. Now whats great is that this was all filmed and will be shown to the whole school. Its gonna be great.

😕

 

[z0mb13]

<--- hides his fleshlight

😀😀

 

[So]

I'm confused, the whole school is going to see a video of you admitting to being the owner of a dildo and a tube of anal lube? How is this gonna be great?

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: So
I'm confused, the whole school is going to see a video of you admitting to being the owner of a dildo and a tube of anal lube? How is this gonna be great?

No, they'll think it's my roommates.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

I don't get it. You have to be at least 21 y.o. to own one?

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

I don't get it. You have to be at least 21 y.o. to own one?

no, I got it as a gag gift.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

I don't get it. You have to be at least 21 y.o. to own one?

no, I got it as a gag gift.

But why wait until you're 21?

 

[hg321]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

I don't get it. You have to be at least 21 y.o. to own one?

no, I got it as a gag gift.

sure you did 😉

 

[mcveigh]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

I don't get it. You have to be at least 21 y.o. to own one?

no, I got it as a gag gift.

But why wait until you're 21?

he didn't come out of the closet till he was 21.

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

What exactly did "Tom" ask for for his birthday that you needed anal lube for?

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
Where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my friends. thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube.

Ok, that, right there, is a fricking awesome quote!

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

I don't get it. You have to be at least 21 y.o. to own one?

no, I got it as a gag gift.

I think you're not using it right.

 

[MrYAK]

for the ppl that dont get it, the lube and dildo were gag gifts, they planted them in the draw, chick finds it, school will see the vid. you are supposed to be 18 to own these things(well, thats what they want because you cant go into a pr0n store unless you are 18). besides, it was a gag gift, dont matter how old you are to find it funny.

 

[KingNothing]

This is one of those stories that seems like it should be funny, but isn't.

 

[fireontheway]

😕

 

[Quasmo]

Originally posted by: KingNothing
This is one of those stories that seems like it should be funny, but isn't.

sorry 🙁

 

[cheapgoose]

you're a dick, not only did you ruin his shot to get laid (maybe), he's gonna get laughed at by the whole school, I hope he flips out and kill you.

edit: I mean, if he does flip out, I hope he kills ya.

 

[vood0g]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
One question: where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my "friends". thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube, it was my friend Tom's birthday.

I don't get it. You have to be at least 21 y.o. to own one?

no, I got it as a gag gift.

I think you're not using it right.

LOL

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: Quasmo

Originally posted by: her209
Where did you get the dildo?

21st birthday gift from my friends. thanks guys. It's the same reason we have the anal lube.

Ok, that, right there, is a fricking awesome quote!

lmfao

EDIT: sigged!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

The replies on this thread are classic.

 

[mobobuff]

Shoulda took some sort of picture of the girl who was doing the rading, crumple it up and put some white goo on it and stash it in his bedside table. That've been funny.

 

[dethman]

now the school is going to think you and your roomate are gay for each other and they'll assume you both use the lube and dildo.