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Roger Ebert rates Episode II: AOTC *Review Inside*

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STAR WARS -- EPISODE 2: ATTACK OF THE CLONES / ** (PG)
May 10, 2002

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Ewan McGregor
Senator Padme Amidala: Natalie Portman
Anakin Skywalker: Hayden Christensen


Twentieth Century Fox presents a film directed by George Lucas. Produced by Rick McGallum. Written by George Lucas and Jonathan Hales. Photographed by David Tattersall. Edited by Ben Burtt. Music by John Williams. Running time: 124 minutes. Classified PG (for sustained sequences of sci-fi action/violence).


BY ROGER EBERT

It is not what's there on the screen that disappoints me, but what's not there. It is easy to hail the imaginative computer images that George Lucas brings to "Star Wars: Episode II--Attack of the Clones." To marvel at his strange new aliens and towering cities and sights such as thousands of clones all marching in perfect ranks into a huge spaceship. To see the beginnings of the dark side in young Anakin Skywalker. All of those experiences are there to be cheered by fans of the "Star Wars" series, and for them this movie will affirm their faith.

But what about the agnostic viewer? The hopeful ticket buyer walking in not as a cultist, but as a moviegoer hoping for a great experience? Is this "Star Wars" critic-proof and scoff-resistant? Yes, probably, at the box office. But as someone who admired the freshness and energy of the earlier films, I was amazed, at the end of "Episode II," to realize that I had not heard one line of quotable, memorable dialogue. And the images, however magnificently conceived, did not have the impact they deserved. I'll get to them in a moment.

The first hour of "Episode II" contains a sensational chase through the skyscraper canyons of a city, and assorted briefer shots of space ships and planets. But most of that first hour consists of dialogue, as the characters establish plot points, update viewers on what has happened since "Episode I," and debate the political crisis facing the Republic. They talk and talk and talk. And their talk is in a flat utilitarian style: They seem more like lawyers than the heroes of a romantic fantasy.

In the classic movie adventures that inspired "Star Wars," dialogue was often colorful, energetic, witty and memorable. The dialogue in "Episode II" exists primarily to advance the plot, provide necessary information, and give a little screen time to continuing characters who are back for a new episode. The only characters in this stretch of the film who have inimitable personal styles are the beloved Yoda and the hated Jar-Jar Binks, whose idiosyncrasies turned off audiences for "Phantom Menace." Yes, Jar-Jar's accent may be odd and his mannerisms irritating, but at least he's a unique individual and not a bland cipher. The other characters--Obi-Wan Kenobi, Padme Amidala, Anakin Skywalker--seem so strangely stiff and formal in their speech that an unwary viewer might be excused for thinking they were the clones, soon to be exposed.

Too much of the rest of the film is given over to a romance between Padme and Anakin in which they're incapable of uttering anything other than the most basic and weary romantic cliches, while regarding each other as if love was something to be endured rather than cherished. There is not a romantic word they exchange that has not long since been reduced to cliche.

No, wait: Anakin tells Padme at one point: "I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating--not like you. You're soft and smooth." I hadn't heard that before.

When it comes to the computer-generated images, I feel that I cannot entirely trust the screening experience I had. I could see that in conception many of these sequences were thrilling and inventive. I liked the planet of rain, and the vast coliseum in which the heroes battle strange alien beasts, and the towering Senate chamber, and the secret factory where clones were being manufactured.

But I felt like I had to lean with my eyes toward the screen in order to see what I was being shown. The images didn't pop out and smack me with delight, the way they did in earlier films. There was a certain fuzziness, an indistinctness that seemed to undermine their potential power.

Later I went on the Web to look at the trailers for the movie, and was startled to see how much brighter, crisper and more colorful they seemed on my computer screen than in the theater. Although I know that video images are routinely timed to be brighter than movie images, I suspect another reason for this. "Episode II" was shot entirely on digital video. It is being projected in digital video on 19 screens, but on some 3,000 others, audiences will see it as I did, transferred to film.

How it looks in digital projection I cannot say, although I hope to get a chance to see it that way. I know Lucas believes it looks better than film, but then he has cast his lot with digital. My guess is that the film version of "Episode II" might jump more sharply from the screen in a small multiplex theater. But I saw it on the largest screen in Chicago, and my suspicion is, the density and saturation of the image were not adequate to imprint the image there in a forceful way.

Digital images contain less information than 35mm film images, and the more you test their limits, the more you see that. Two weeks ago I saw "Patton" shown in 70mm Dimension 150, and it was the most astonishing projection I had ever seen--absolute detail on a giant screen, which was 6,000 times larger than a frame of the 70mm film. That's what large-format film can do, but it's a standard Hollywood has abandoned (except for IMAX), and we are being asked to forget how good screen images can look--to accept the compromises. I am sure I will hear from countless fans who assure me that "Episode II" looks terrific, but it does not. At least, what I saw did not. It may look great in digital projection on multiplex-size screens, and I'm sure it will look great on DVD, but on a big screen it lacks the authority it needs.

I have to see the film again to do it justice. I'm sure I will greatly enjoy its visionary sequences on DVD; I like stuff like that. The dialogue is another matter. Perhaps because a movie like this opens everywhere in the world on the same day, the dialogue has to be dumbed down for easier dubbing or subtitling. Wit, poetry and imagination are specific to the languages where they originate, and although translators can work wonders, sometimes you get the words but not the music. So it's safer to avoid the music.

But in a film with a built-in audience, why not go for the high notes? Why not allow the dialogue to be inventive, stylish and expressive?

There is a certain lifelessness in some of the acting, perhaps because the actors were often filmed in front of blue screens so their environments could be added later by computer. Actors speak more slowly than they might--flatly, factually, formally, as if reciting. Sometimes that reflects the ponderous load of the mythology they represent. At other times it simply shows that what they have to say is banal. "Episode II-- Attack of the Clones" is a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight. The title is more appropriate than it should be.


2 stars? Uh oh. 🙁

Link to review.
 
Who gives a flying goat's ass about what critics and other people think! See the movie and judge for yourself.
 
The funny thing is that I always do the exact opposite of Ebert. By some coincidence we have the exact opposite view of movies. His reviews are very helpful. I just do the opposite of what he says and it hasn't failed me yet.
 
hey guys critics too have opinions like us.....roger ebert is a pretty good critic...although i do disagree with a few of his reviews, most of the time he is ok.

good or bad i beg mr. george lucas to leave the direction to someone else, if u read a book on the original star wars series, quite a few of the cool things were because of the then rowdy harrison ford, alec guiness and the producer gary kurtz. now george lucas is a freakin ego maniac with too much power, all the people working under him are basically weaklings who just shut up and listen to him, unlike then when he wasnt such a big guy and listened to his actors....i believe harrison ford used to go nuts at some of the things lucas wanted to do, none of the actors in star wars can do that today.
 
Ebert is a fat bastard and I want to rip his skull off and beat his body!

Anyway didn't he give like two thumbs up to the joy luck club?
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<< Ebert is a fat bastard and I want to rip his skull off and beat his body!

Anyway didn't he give like two thumbs up to the joy luck club?
rolleye.gif
>>



Hehehe..actually I like Ebert, sometimes. 😉
 


<< "I don't like the sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating--not like you. You're soft and smooth." >>



if i wasn't married, i would go to a desert bar tonight and try to pick up some chicks with that line 😛
 


<< But I felt like I had to lean with my eyes toward the screen in order to see what I was being shown. The images didn't pop out and smack me with delight, the way they did in earlier films. There was a certain fuzziness, an indistinctness that seemed to undermine their potential power.

Later I went on the Web to look at the trailers for the movie, and was startled to see how much brighter, crisper and more colorful they seemed on my computer screen than in the theater. Although I know that video images are routinely timed to be brighter than movie images, I suspect another reason for this. "Episode II" was shot entirely on digital video. It is being projected in digital video on 19 screens, but on some 3,000 others, audiences will see it as I did, transferred to film.
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This doesn't surprise me one bit. Episode 2 was shot in a pathetic 1440x880 pixels digitally, while the resolution of actual film is 3-5 times that!
 


<< This doesn't surprise me one bit. Episode 2 was shot in a pathetic 1440x880 pixels digitally, while the resolution of actual film is 3-5 times that! >>



If you are back home from school, make sure you see it at the Galaxy theater in Waterloo.

They are one of a handful of theaters in Canada that have a DLP projector... 😀
 


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<< This doesn't surprise me one bit. Episode 2 was shot in a pathetic 1440x880 pixels digitally, while the resolution of actual film is 3-5 times that! >>



If you are back home from school, make sure you see it at the Galaxy theater in Waterloo.

They are one of a handful of theaters in Canada that have a DLP projector... 😀
>>


Yeah I know! I am a 10min drive from there, but recently I heard it isn't going to be played digitally there. Only in the states. Can you confirm otherwise? I'd really like to see it digitally.
 


<< Ebert is a fat bastard and I want to rip his skull off and beat his body!

Anyway didn't he give like two thumbs up to the joy luck club?
rolleye.gif
>>


Joy Luck Club was a touching and moving film. It deserved the high rating Ebert gave it.
 


<< The funny thing is that I always do the exact opposite of Ebert. By some coincidence we have the exact opposite view of movies. His reviews are very helpful. I just do the opposite of what he says and it hasn't failed me yet. >>



Heh. I usually find his reviews quite accurate as to my tastes. I haven't seen Spiderman yet (will tonight) so I can't comment about that. I will see AOTC next week so we'll see what I think after that.
 


<< This doesn't surprise me one bit. Episode 2 was shot in a pathetic 1440x880 pixels digitally, while the resolution of actual film is 3-5 times that! >>


*** Warning! Spoilers! ***

I doubt you'd be so critical if you saw the movie in a digital theater, like this reviewer:


<< I saw the film at the Loew?s Century City Cineplex, the one at the ABC Entertainment Center, and it was presented digitally. I know there?s been a lot of debate about whether or not digitial project is ?as good as? film or even better, and many people have dismissed the technology, saying it?s still too young. Hogwash, I say. Unmitigated balderdash. Digital projection and digital photography come of age on May 16th, and to steal a phrase from another outer space franchise, ?Resistance is futile.? There is a clarity of image, and a depth of field to the environmental work done by ILM, that is almost 3-D in intensity. When Anakin takes a swoop and heads out into the late-evening sunlight of Tattooine, there is an epic quality to the imagery that suggests a truly alien landscape. This is not Earth. This is not Monument Valley. This is not some Spanish plain we?ve seen in a dozen other films. It?s a completely ?other? place, and the actors are integrated seamlessly. Shooting every element digitally seems to have actually made compositing more consistent. There?s a sense that everything we?re seeing is of the same world. The robots, the CG aliens, the spaceships overhead, the magnificent vistas, and even the rooms themselves. The actors vanish into this world that Lucas has constructed in a way that reminds me of the reason we go to movies. It?s like time travel and teleportation and the portal from BEING JOHN MALKOVICH all rolled into one when it works best. >>

 


<< The funny thing is that I always do the exact opposite of Ebert. By some coincidence we have the exact opposite view of movies. His reviews are very helpful. I just do the opposite of what he says and it hasn't failed me yet. >>



I agree. Although his specific points do worry me
 
I like Leonard Maltin. He's generally a lot more in touch with audiences when it comes to critiquing movies. I also took a class he taught, that was cool. 🙂
 
Why should we worry? On the one hand we have an old fart who loves to bad mouth movies and has a documented history of doing it, and on the other hand we have a genuine star wars film (that guy who first reviewed it) who said that it was the best SW movie ever.

Ebert's commentary on digital vs. analog is not enough to make me sit there and bitch in my head about it during the film.
 
I don't often agree with Ebert's opinion, but one of the thing he mentioned in his criticism was what I felt would be the worst part of the film (the sappy, cliched, unimaginative romance).

Hence, I'm putting some faith in this review, as all I had to do was look at the trailers to see that the romance would be totally pathetic cliches (sitting in fields of flowing grass, anyone?).

bleh
 
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