Roger Ebert gave Tomb Raider 3 / 4 Stars

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Zach

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Oct 11, 1999
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"Lara Croft is a major babe with a great set of ears." Ha! :)

I'm surprised that he gave it 3/4 with what he said, sounds like a 2.
 

soapdish

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Czar,


you just hate american don't you?

Why are you here? What do you hope to gain?


And this from a liberal!?!??!
 

kami

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lol, czar hates anything and everything american.

anyway, just got back from seeing it. BWAHAHAHAH... it was so stupid. but some of the action scenes were pretty sweet and angelina is hot hot hot. those boobs were a little much though, i mean you could tell they were fake. the story is even worse than the mummy and the mummy returns.
 

Linux23

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The movie was good, not great, not monumental, but good. I am going to see it Saturday and Sunday again! (I was staring at her breast through my first sitting to really enjoy the story, sorry!):confused:
 

ZipMach

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Actually..

There is a porn with what looks like to be one of EIDOS official models (which I know it's not)..but the porn star is geared up in the original Lara Croft Tombraiding outfit, the shorts, the latex light blue top, etc. Shades, hairstyle, guns..everything.

Well, as you guessed it, she is on the video doing all the hot porn action.
I still have it somewhere on cd...

Anyways.. I really hate that they would think to make her a sexual figure. I think of Lara Croft as a beautiful, intelligent, loving being. Not some sex-ho girl.

Damn porn industry..always trying to make-up some title and cash in. I remember Terminator...then came "Sperminator". Pulp Fiction...then came "Pump Friction".
Forrest Gump... then came "Forrest Hump". And a bunch of others. Oh..btw..I just heard of these titles..not if like I actually seen them, ahem ;)

Don't care what they do, just leave my Lara Croft ALONE!!

ZipMach
 

monto

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<< I think it's going to stink, I think the only attraction is Angelina Jolie and her fake Kazoo's. >>

haha
 

skywhr

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The movie was ok for what it was, a video game made into a movie. When it was over the guy behind me said &quot;That sucked, Indiana Jones is so much better!&quot; WTF. It was funny cause people who expect something like that will hate it.

Its one of the best done video game to movie genres ever and thats all :Q

+ you get Angelina Jolie who is stunning...;)