ROFL wtf.

[E equals MC2]

From: VP
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 10:09 AM
To: Office-Mailing-List Woburn MA
Subject: Wild Turkeys in parking lot

Team,

The turkeys are back again this year. They typically go away in about 2 weeks unless someone feeds them. As a reminder, for your safety, please do not feed or try to pet them. If they are preventing you from accessing the building or your car, please do not attempt to scare them off yourself?these are wild animals and may attack if provoked. Please contact Eddie for assistance if you need help in accessing either the building or your car.

Thanks,


rofl, i saw them yesterday.. like 6 of them just chillin in the grass. what's funny is that this is a rather densely populated town just 20 mins north of Boston.

 

[Ika]

Kill one and eat it. Then post pics.

 

[Josh]

Originally posted by: Aflac
Kill one and eat it. Then post pics.

:thumbsup:

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: Aflac
Kill one and eat it. Then post pics.

We had a janitor who just caught one with his hands, shoved it into his car and slaughtered it for food.

Next day he bragged about it. Then he got fired. hahahahaha why?

 

[Gibson486]

I am guessing you work on Presidential Way?

 

[SlowSpyder]

We have Canadian geese here, they build nests in the parking lot and will chase you sometimes. They hiss at me when I walk into work, I want to break their stupid hooked necks when they do that. Not to meniton all the goose shit.

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: Gibson486
I am guessing you work on Presidential Way?

yes! u work in the office park too?

 

[slsmnaz]

do you have a company potluck anytime soon?

 

[Gibson486]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2

Originally posted by: Gibson486
I am guessing you work on Presidential Way?

yes! u work in the office park too?

No, I used to work in that area (where Zoran use to be). I would always see them running around and pooping everywhere. I miss that area though. So many places to eat lunch in that area.

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
We have Canadian geese here, they build nests in the parking lot and will chase you sometimes. They hiss at me when I walk into work, I want to break their stupid hooked necks when they do that. Not to meniton all the goose shit.

Geese are mean and will mess you up. Turkeys are stupid and harmless.

 

[SpunkyJones]

My parents are in North Reading and when I drop by I see about 8-10 wandering around most of the time, nice big fat ones. They look tasty.

 

[Chryso]

How do geese actually hurt you?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
From: VP
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 10:09 AM
To: Office-Mailing-List Woburn MA
Subject: Wild Turkeys in parking lot

Team,

The turkeys are back again this year. They typically go away in about 2 weeks unless someone feeds them. As a reminder, for your safety, please do not feed or try to pet them. If they are preventing you from accessing the building or your car, please do not attempt to scare them off yourself?these are wild animals and may attack if provoked. Please contact Eddie for assistance if you need help in accessing either the building or your car.

Thanks,


rofl, i saw them yesterday.. like 6 of them just chillin in the grass. what's funny is that this is a rather densely populated town just 20 mins north of Boston.

its breeding season and the males are very aggressive and dangerous.

Even Postal Workers are getting attacked: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/200...t/odd_postal_turkeys_4

 

[Demon-Xanth]

I had a wild turkey take a dump on my car's windshield once.

...not something I ever want to have happen again.

As far as turkeys attacking, unless you threaten their young, or you're a smaller animal, they won't. My parent's dog and the turkeys that roamed through the yard were almost on the verge of friendly, they'd keep their distance but wouldn't bother each other. As far as killing one and eating it, you need the proper tags from the fish and game department for that, and they're not as good as a store bought or farm raised one due to the diet of the turkey. Also, typically only the males can be taken. So make sure the fella has a beard.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: Chryso
How do geese actually hurt you?

they bite with their beaks.

we have so many of them, the city is considering a cull.

Yes, I live in Canada.

 

[FDF12389]

Turkey jerky... mmmmm

You know what to do.

 

[jiggahertz]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2

Originally posted by: Gibson486
I am guessing you work on Presidential Way?

yes! u work in the office park too?

I work on presidential way. Early thanksgiving dinner anyone?

 

[E equals MC2]

Originally posted by: jiggahertz

Originally posted by: E equals MC2

Originally posted by: Gibson486
I am guessing you work on Presidential Way?

yes! u work in the office park too?

I work on presidential way. Early thanksgiving dinner anyone?

Let's all meet up for beer!

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: SlowSpyder
We have Canadian geese here, they build nests in the parking lot and will chase you sometimes. They hiss at me when I walk into work, I want to break their stupid hooked necks when they do that. Not to meniton all the goose shit.

Dude, do you work with me? There's one that built a nest in our parking lot, that thing locks onto you w/ its beak and generally makes you feel uncomfortable walking by

 

[runzwithsizorz]

Originally posted by: E equals MC2
From: VP
Sent: Thursday, April 10, 2008 10:09 AM
To: Office-Mailing-List Woburn MA
Subject: Wild Turkeys in parking lot

Team,

The turkeys are back again this year. They typically go away in about 2 weeks unless someone feeds them. As a reminder, for your safety, please do not feed or try to pet them. If they are preventing you from accessing the building or your car, please do not attempt to scare them off yourself?these are wild animals and may attack if provoked. Please contact Eddie for assistance if you need help in accessing either the building or your car.

Thanks,


rofl, i saw them yesterday.. like 6 of them just chillin in the grass. what's funny is that this is a rather densely populated town just 20 mins north of Boston.

For a good time, dial 555-0U81, ---- ask for Eddie

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Chryso
How do geese actually hurt you?

they bite with their beaks.

we have so many of them, the city is considering a cull.

Yes, I live in Canada.

if you grab them by the neck and pick them up they honk and you and their feet run really fast like a cartoon

 

[BlackTigers]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Chryso
How do geese actually hurt you?

they bite with their beaks.

we have so many of them, the city is considering a cull.

Yes, I live in Canada.

if you grab them by the neck and pick them up they honk and you and their feet run really fast like a cartoon

You've done that too? lol

There's a baseball field near me where about 100 or so congregate every evening.

They sure are fun to fuck with.

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers91

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Chryso
How do geese actually hurt you?

they bite with their beaks.

we have so many of them, the city is considering a cull.

Yes, I live in Canada.

if you grab them by the neck and pick them up they honk and you and their feet run really fast like a cartoon

You've done that too? lol

There's a baseball field near me where about 100 or so congregate every evening.

They sure are fun to fuck with.

yea first did it down at Ryder college in NJ when i was there for ODP week like 12 years ago, no one thought i would do it lol, theres a ton of them down there and they shit all over the place

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: BlackTigers91

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: Chryso
How do geese actually hurt you?

they bite with their beaks.

we have so many of them, the city is considering a cull.

Yes, I live in Canada.

if you grab them by the neck and pick them up they honk and you and their feet run really fast like a cartoon

You've done that too? lol

There's a baseball field near me where about 100 or so congregate every evening.

They sure are fun to fuck with.

I know enough to leave them alone in the spring. Once they start nesting, they get very aggressive.

The mallards around here seem more mild mannered.

 

[40Hands]

Geese are nasty! They pinch your ass and upper thigh and leave nasty welts. My mom grew up around them and says that if you don't watch your back they will sneak up on you.