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ROFL -- Look at this BS article about "Is your son a hacker" LOL

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Quad

Golden Member
not sure if this has been posted...but i found it extremely hilarious, especially point number 3 where they mention AMD

omg lol
it's obviously meant to be a joke...but it's still damn funny

LINKY
 
Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

AHAHAHA 😀
 
If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites.

ROFL! I spend more than 30 minutes a day just reading email!! Watch out everyone! I'm a hacker with a new "processor" from a company called "AMD"!!! Doesn't this remind you of Austin Powers:

Using this "laser" we will hold the world ransom for ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!
 


<< Please... someone please tell me that was a joke. Please... just humor me... it was a joke right? >>



Yes, it's a tongue in cheek article.
 
ive never seen that before. thats really funny. i like the programs one with Bonzi Buddy and stuff. LoL

😀
 
This is the funniest thing have have seen in the last two months. Repost or no that was worth the 2 minutes to read it.
 


<< 8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. >>



LOL, uh-oh, I use Lunix 😛
 


<< They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. >>



damn!, i've gotta get ahold of this "mp3" program, my neighbor always plays some bitchin tunes on the porch!!
 
I never knew that amd was a third world based company that makes inferior knockoffs of american processors.
That thing is pretty funny, I hope that is a joke though.
 


<< Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". >>





<< If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well. >>




Bwwaaahhhhahahahahahhahaha



<< Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school. >>



Where does he come up with this stuff?
 
This is NO joke, the guy who wrote this actually believes it!:Q

i was in their IRC channel and they also thought OCing should be illegal because it was stealing cpu cycles...

IRC:
moo.slashnet.org
#adequacy

-Trek
 
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