Robot Rubio 2.01 code seems to do the job. 3rd place winner

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Well, Cruz just slipped back into second by 600 votes.

Edit: NVM, either it flipped again or I was looking at a stale page.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Did anyone else notice during Rubio's speech after tonight's results posted he used pieces of his in the 21st century speech three times?
Plus that weird its gods will who will be President and (essentially) I'll respect that. Does this statement apply to Hillary or Sanders or Trump?

 

[lopri]

IMO "Robo Rubio" sounds cooler than "Robot Rubio." What do you think?

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Did anyone else notice during Rubio's speech after tonight's results posted he used pieces of his in the 21st century speech three times?
Plus that weird its gods will who will be President and (essentially) I'll respect that. Does this statement apply to Hillary or Sanders or Trump?

Has it applied to Obama?

 

[Meghan54]

IMO "Robo Rubio" sounds cooler than "Robot Rubio." What do you think?

I've been leaning towards Marco Roboto, sort of a nod to the Styx song Mr. Roboto.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Has it applied to Obama?

Point is Rubio should be extra vigilant since people are watching. Rubio even said his performance during that debate was poor.

 

[Bitek]

I've been leaning towards Marco Roboto, sort of a nod to the Styx song Mr. Roboto.

Also heard:

Robotio
Rubotio
RubiOS

Guess #2 is my fave

 

[Bitek]

At some point the platform has to win. A bunch of participation trophies does not make a winner.

 

[Gonad the Barbarian]

Point is Rubio should be extra vigilant since people are watching. Rubio even said his performance during that debate was poor.

Actually I think his point is his performance only has to impress God.

I hate it when people play the "God's will" card. I especially fucking hate it when they play it completely arbitrarily. I especially, especially fucking hate it when it's in fact clearly the will of men in question.

Ruboto's a moron.

 

[K1052]

Actually I think his point is his performance only has to impress God.

I hate it when people play the "God's will" card. I especially fucking hate it when they play it completely arbitrarily. I especially, especially fucking hate it when it's in fact clearly the will of men in question.

Ruboto's a moron.

"God" in this sense is the average moron evangelical voter.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Actually I think his point is his performance only has to impress God.

I hate it when people play the "God's will" card. I especially fucking hate it when they play it completely arbitrarily. I especially, especially fucking hate it when it's in fact clearly the will of men in question.

Ruboto's a moron.

Yeah that comment Rubio made was odd since he pays little respect to Obama and I'd bet little respect to Hillary or Sanders if either of them are elected.

 

[K1052]

Yeah that comment Rubio made was odd since he pays little respect to Obama and I'd bet little respect to Hillary or Sanders if either of them are elected.

Obviously the Allah got Obama elected...twice.

It's the (real) Christian God's turn this election.

 

[LegendKiller]

The Republican Party has gone so insane.. true republicans are outcast.

It truly is a case of the tail wagging the dog now, not the other way around.

What true republicans? You mean the ones who sell out America to illegals and foreign governments? Ohh, those republicans? They can go fuck themselves.

There is a reason why blue collars hate those republicans. Because they have fucking failed with trickle down the last 30 years. They have walmart-ized the entire lower a mid middle class and sold our the country.

How? Because they have led them by their nose with promises of trickle down unicorn lottery tickets and religious zealotry. It is how trump can do so well with the uber religious. They are fucking tired of being 2nd class citizens to foreigners and socialists.

So yeah, I hope thosr republicans are dead and buried. Fuck em.

And what's their alternative? Illegal loving dems looking for the next handout bought voting block? Fuck them too.

What you don't get is that Trump is the double barreled fuck you to both parties. I can't wait till he destroys hillary in debates. You think he'll back down like Sanders on emails, goldman, or influence peddling? He will demolish her, just like he did with bush, and continues to do with Rubio and Cruz.

He will expose our elections for what they are. False choice pc fuck wits who prance around reading teleprompter fixed speeches written by lobbyists working for traitors and foreign governments.

 

[theeedude]

What true republicans? You mean the ones who sell out America to illegals and foreign governments? Ohh, those republicans? They can go fuck themselves.

There is a reason why blue collars hate those republicans. Because they have fucking failed with trickle down the last 30 years. They have walmart-ized the entire lower a mid middle class and sold our the country.

How? Because they have led them by their nose with promises of trickle down unicorn lottery tickets and religious zealotry. It is how trump can do so well with the uber religious. They are fucking tired of being 2nd class citizens to foreigners and socialists.

So yeah, I hope thosr republicans are dead and buried. Fuck em.

And what's their alternative? Illegal loving dems looking for the next handout bought voting block? Fuck them too.

What you don't get is that Trump is the double barreled fuck you to both parties. I can't wait till he destroys hillary in debates. You think he'll back down like Sanders on emails, goldman, or influence peddling? He will demolish her, just like he did with bush, and continues to do with Rubio and Cruz.

He will expose our elections for what they are. False choice pc fuck wits who prance around reading teleprompter fixed speeches written by lobbyists working for traitors and foreign governments.

Gotta love modern day GOP. Created the Southern Strategy for turning out nativists, racists, and other miscellaneous riff raff, got Citizens United passed to give corporations more political power. Now it's blowing up in their faces as they are losing future electorate, and their current one is revolting against them too. Corporations must be super happy that after they spent billions trying to influence politics, everything corporate is hated with a passion.

 

[LegendKiller]

Gotta love modern day GOP. Created the Southern Strategy for turning out nativists, racists, and other miscellaneous riff raff, got Citizens United passed to give corporations more political power. Now it's blowing up in their faces as they are losing future electorate, and their current one is revolting against them too. Corporations must be super happy that after they spent billions trying to influence politics, everything corporate is hated with a passion.

Gotta love the fact that this is bi partisan.

Also gotta love the new bizarro world, created by pc asshole where patriotism and country-first considerations are reviled as "nativism" or "populist".

As if any other 1st world country has beggared their middle class and has the same lax illegal immigration stance we do. Canada, australia, uk, germany, France, they send your ass packing, except for the latest invasion.

Germany ecnomics? Germany first, always. Middlestand protects small snf medium businesses and everything is unionized from the bottom up, even bankers.

Don't see anybody accusing them of racism, nativism, populism, or protectionism. Why?

How about we adopt the illegal immigration and employment laws of the top 5 other oecd countries. Surely that can't be controversial. Ohh, wait, every one of them has much more stringent laws than us. Yet we are the "nativist" people.

How about we adopt reciprocal trade clauses for mfn, including tarrifs for pegged currencies. Ohh, wait, that is protectionism.

 

[theeedude]

Southern strategy was always about turning out racist nativists.

 

[feralkid]

Obviously the Allah got Obama elected...twice.

It's the (real) Christian God's turn this election.

FYI: Christians, Jews and Muslims worship the same God.

 

[nickqt]

Gotta love the fact that this is bi partisan.

Also gotta love the new bizarro world, created by pc asshole where patriotism and country-first considerations are reviled as "nativism" or "populist".

As if any other 1st world country has beggared their middle class and has the same lax illegal immigration stance we do. Canada, australia, uk, germany, France, they send your ass packing, except for the latest invasion.

Germany ecnomics? Germany first, always. Middlestand protects small snf medium businesses and everything is unionized from the bottom up, even bankers.

Don't see anybody accusing them of racism, nativism, populism, or protectionism. Why?

How about we adopt the illegal immigration and employment laws of the top 5 other oecd countries. Surely that can't be controversial. Ohh, wait, every one of them has much more stringent laws than us. Yet we are the "nativist" people.

How about we adopt reciprocal trade clauses for mfn, including tarrifs for pegged currencies. Ohh, wait, that is protectionism.

How much is it going to cost to find, arrest, and transport 10+ million illegal immigrants out of the country?

Obama, because he hates America, has increased deportations by stopping them from ever entering. But of course the right, because it's a bi problem, aren't happy that Obama has stopped them from coming in, because he hasn't rented the busses and started the process of demanding everyone show their papers.

It isn't a bi problem. It's a problem of what we can do that is effective, and what we can do that sounds great but isn't realistic in terms of cost, or effectiveness.

Building a wall doesn't do a damn thing to the illegal immigrants already here, and Obama has already stepped up enforcement at the border to prevent them from coming over. But I'm supposed to get erect at the thought of spending billions on a wall, and many billions more on renting busses and having all citizens walking around with their proper papers to be shown at all checkpoints?

BothSidesDoIt™ my ass.

One side attempts to use the government to solve problems, while the other side blames the government for every single problem, and then asks to be put in charge of the government that can't do anything to solve problems.

Vote accordingly.

 

[Hugo Drax]

Gotta love modern day GOP. Created the Southern Strategy for turning out nativists, racists, and other miscellaneous riff raff, got Citizens United passed to give corporations more political power. Now it's blowing up in their faces as they are losing future electorate, and their current one is revolting against them too. Corporations must be super happy that after they spent billions trying to influence politics, everything corporate is hated with a passion.

The good news though is they have a put option they will be exercising. That is Hillary Clinton.

America is gonna get a corporate establishment president. One way or the other.

 

[nickqt]

The good news though is they have a put option they will be exercising. That is Hillary Clinton.

America is gonna get a corporate establishment president. One way or the other.

The dirty hippies were right all along.

Funny, that.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Correct me if I'm wrong. Hasn't Obama deported more people than any reasonably recent President?

 

[LegendKiller]

How much is it going to cost to find, arrest, and transport 10+ million illegal immigrants out of the country?

Obama, because he hates America, has increased deportations by stopping them from ever entering. But of course the right, because it's a bi problem, aren't happy that Obama has stopped them from coming in, because he hasn't rented the busses and started the process of demanding everyone show their papers.

It isn't a bi problem. It's a problem of what we can do that is effective, and what we can do that sounds great but isn't realistic in terms of cost, or effectiveness.

Building a wall doesn't do a damn thing to the illegal immigrants already here, and Obama has already stepped up enforcement at the border to prevent them from coming over. But I'm supposed to get erect at the thought of spending billions on a wall, and many billions more on renting busses and having all citizens walking around with their proper papers to be shown at all checkpoints?

BothSidesDoIt™ my ass.

One side attempts to use the government to solve problems, while the other side blames the government for every single problem, and then asks to be put in charge of the government that can't do anything to solve problems.

Vote accordingly.

Simple, 50k fine per illegal employee, per day. Cross reference SG&A to what means for that type of industry, do random spot checks with ICE. Offer anybody caught an option, wait in holding facilities with no jobs, minimal, but humanitarian, care, or deport voluntarily.

Deny all illegals drivers licenses, access to services, schooling, and any social service that isn't hazardous. Freeze all federal law enforcement funds to sanctuary cities.

Basically, stop treating them as legal citizens. Stop treating criminals as non criminals and stop treating those who break the Constitution as heroes. You'll see them leave in droves.


Obama deportations? LOL.

http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-obama-deportations-20140402-story.html

"But the portrait of a steadily increasing number of deportations rests on statistics that conceal almost as much as they disclose. A closer examination shows that immigrants living illegally in most of the continental U.S. are less likely to be deported today than before Obama came to office, according to immigration data.

Expulsions of people who are settled and working in the United States have fallen steadily since his first year in office, and are down more than 40% since 2009."

And it's funny. You guys cry and bawl about the high cost of enforcement of the law, yet fail to recognize the high cost of not enforcing the law. Including social services, schooling, wages, welfare for those whose jobs are taken...etc.

Plus, the one thing we are trying to create, wage growth, can't be created if you pretty much let a flood of people in that suppress wages. Scarcity of labor generates wage growth.

 

[LegendKiller]

The good news though is they have a put option they will be exercising. That is Hillary Clinton.

America is gonna get a corporate establishment president. One way or the other.

Yes, you've shown to be an accurate prognosticator of this election cycle. Your programming appears about as faulty as MarcoBot 1.2. Or perhaps it is just GIGO.

 

[Hugo Drax]

Yes, you've shown to be an accurate prognosticator of this election cycle. Your programming appears about as faulty as MarcoBot 1.2. Or perhaps it is just GIGO.

So you are saying we are gonna get a non establishment corporate puppet president? You really believe this?

Who would it be then?

 

[LegendKiller]

So you are saying we are gonna get a non establishment corporate puppet president? You really believe this?

Who would it be then?

I am not so certain we will get one. I think that people underestimate the damage Trump can do to Billary. Just like they do about Bush, Rubio, and Cruz. In fact, outside of the misogynist claims, I don't think she has a single thing going for her.

You think Trump is going to roll over and let her take him like Bernie does? LOL.

Bernie is Billary's little bitch. He cedes the mic to her like a fucking cuck every time. Instead of driving home the Goldman stuff and challenging her far more strongly on national TV, he just doesn't close it. He could have gone in for the kill numerous times, but he doesn't have a kill or be killed nature to him. Trump has that and he'll go for it.

Trump will hammer her and the media won't have a choice but to lap it up.

Trump just took down one of the biggest political dynasties in US history. One that had hundreds of millions and a whole party apparatus behind it, one which people (including you) thought was a write-in. One who didn't have nearly the dark cloud over it with regards to scandal and political influence peddling and Wall St ties.

I think he's just getting started.