Riddle Me

[JM Aggie08]

Originally posted by: mordantmonkey

Originally posted by: BatmanNate

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
A man is found in a block of ice. Scientists think this man could be the biblical "Adam" - the first man. They invite the lead scientist over to examine the man to determine if it really is Adam. The lead takes one look at the man in ice and declares, "Yes. This is Adam, the first man on earth." How could he tell?

His navel?

yeah no belly button, but...
i was a t a party and saw a chick with no belly button. that sh1t is creepy. really people should keep that info to themselves. it gave me the heebiejibees all night.

how did she survive birth then?? lies

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
how did she survive birth then?? lies

Maybe it just got sewed up funny.. like how some people have innies or outies... she has a flattie

 

[robothouse77]

Originally posted by: joedrake

Originally posted by: JM Aggie08
how did she survive birth then?? lies

Maybe it just got sewed up funny.. like how some people have innies or outies... she has a flattie

ROFL

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
A man is found in a block of ice. Scientists think this man could be the biblical "Adam" - the first man. They invite the lead scientist over to examine the man to determine if it really is Adam. The lead takes one look at the man in ice and declares, "Yes. This is Adam, the first man on earth." How could he tell?

His navel?

Or lack of one, yes.

 

[lytalbayre]

No navel, missing said rib....

or his wife is president....

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Nothing. They use that riddle in Baldur's Gate II.

Originally posted by: AMDUALY
A naked guy is found dead in the dessert with some clothes found a distance from the body. He is holding a straw. What happened?

He was ready to eat a giant sundae but was raped and had his clothes thrown away?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Sorry, double post.

 

[cKGunslinger]

A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender then pulls out a .357, and points it at him, and thumbs back the hammer. The man says "thank you" and leaves.

?

 

[cKGunslinger]

What is so unusualy about the following paragraph:


"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ..."


(This is an except from Ernest Vincent Wright's book, "Gatsby."

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender then pulls out a .357, and points it at him, and thumbs back the hammer. The man says "thank you" and leaves.

?

I bet the guy asked it like "Can [hic] I [hic] get a [hic] glass [hic] of water? [hic]"

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
What is so unusualy about the following paragraph:


"Gatsby was walking back from a visit down in Branton Hill's manufacturing district on a Saturday night. A busy day's traffic had had its noisy run; and with not many folks in sight, His Honor got along without having to stop to grasp a hand, or talk; for a mayor out of City Hall is a shining mark for any politician. And so, coming to Broadway, a booming bass drum and sounds of singing, told of a small Salvation Army unit carrying on amidst Broadway's night shopping crowds. Gatsby, walking towards that group, saw a young girl, back toward him, just finishing a long, soulful oration ..."


(This is an except from Ernest Vincent Wright's book, "Gatsby."

It should be JLGatsby...

j/k

There are no e's.

 

[jamerdean]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
A man is found in a block of ice. Scientists think this man could be the biblical "Adam" - the first man. They invite the lead scientist over to examine the man to determine if it really is Adam. The lead takes one look at the man in ice and declares, "Yes. This is Adam, the first man on earth." How could he tell?

No belly button

jam

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The bartender then pulls out a .357, and points it at him, and thumbs back the hammer. The man says "thank you" and leaves.

?

Our teacher told us that one a couple of weeks ago
He had the hiccups

 

[JDrake]

Originally posted by: jamerdean

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
A man is found in a block of ice. Scientists think this man could be the biblical "Adam" - the first man. They invite the lead scientist over to examine the man to determine if it really is Adam. The lead takes one look at the man in ice and declares, "Yes. This is Adam, the first man on earth." How could he tell?

No belly button

jam

I hate belly button jam :|