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Originally posted by: Tea Bag
The bartender pulled out the gun and said,
"Say Thank You and walk out of the bar, or I'm gonna shoot you in the face."
I win.
10/10, LOL.
Originally posted by: Tea Bag
The bartender pulled out the gun and said,
"Say Thank You and walk out of the bar, or I'm gonna shoot you in the face."
I win.
Originally posted by: geno
A guy is found shot in the back in his car. There is no gun in the car *anywhere*, no fingerprints on the car other than his, no DNA other than his. All of the doors are locked, windows are rolled up. There are no bullet holes in any of the windows/glass. The man obviously didn't shoot himself, so how did a bullet get in his back?
Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
Originally posted by: Xionide
Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
Opens up the tub drain then waits for help?
Originally posted by: Savarak
Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
its been a few months with no answer... have we been syringered by adul?
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Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
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its been a few months with no answer... have we been syringered by adul?
Originally posted by: geno
A guy is found shot in the back in his car. There is no gun in the car *anywhere*, no fingerprints on the car other than his, no DNA other than his. All of the doors are locked, windows are rolled up. There are no bullet holes in any of the windows/glass. The man obviously didn't shoot himself, so how did a bullet get in his back?
Originally posted by: Epoman
Originally posted by: lirion
The dude had the hiccups. He wanted the water to cure them, but got scared when the bartender whipped out the gun, which made them go away, so he thanked the man and left.
Oh, and lame.
Good job A$$HAT read the fvcking thread title and summary NEXT TIME.
You just ruined the whole thread for people who were trying to figure it out.
Dipsh!t.
Originally posted by: Wallydraigle
The dude had the hiccups. He wanted the water to cure them, but got scared when the bartender whipped out the gun, which made them go away, so he thanked the man and left.
Oh, and lame.
Originally posted by: element
Originally posted by: geno
A guy is found shot in the back in his car. There is no gun in the car *anywhere*, no fingerprints on the car other than his, no DNA other than his. All of the doors are locked, windows are rolled up. There are no bullet holes in any of the windows/glass. The man obviously didn't shoot himself, so how did a bullet get in his back?
The bullet in his back is from an old war wound.
Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
Stupid answer:
If the room is filling with water, obviously the door is waterproof. If there are no windows, it stands to reason that the whole room is waterproof/airproof. If that's the case, he simply has to tread water until the air pressure plus the weight of the water in the room equals the pressure of the water coming out of the pipe, at which point it will stop flowing
Originally posted by: Savarak
Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
its been a few months with no answer... have we been syringered by adul?
Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: Savarak
Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?
its been a few months with no answer... have we been syringered by adul?
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