Riddle me THIS.............

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: Anubis
he had the hiccups.

I expected more from you.

 

[sygyzy]

Originally posted by: Epoman

Originally posted by: lirion
The dude had the hiccups. He wanted the water to cure them, but got scared when the bartender whipped out the gun, which made them go away, so he thanked the man and left.

Oh, and lame.

Good job A$$HAT read the fvcking thread title and summary NEXT TIME.

You just ruined the whole thread for people who were trying to figure it out.

Dipsh!t.

Aren't you the one that posts entire movie "summaries"? The irony...

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?

My question is who the fvck would pump water all the way to the top of the tower?

 

[Zontor]

I know it

 

[n0cmonkey]

Riddle me this, what do stock brokers and the month of september have in common?

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: sygyzy

Originally posted by: Epoman

Originally posted by: lirion
The dude had the hiccups. He wanted the water to cure them, but got scared when the bartender whipped out the gun, which made them go away, so he thanked the man and left.

Oh, and lame.

Good job A$$HAT read the fvcking thread title and summary NEXT TIME.

You just ruined the whole thread for people who were trying to figure it out.

Dipsh!t.

Aren't you the one that posts entire movie "summaries"? The irony...

I've cut & pasted a few HOWEVER The title ALWAYS says "WARNING SPOILER"

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Riddle me this, what do stock brokers and the month of september have in common?

is this a joke or riddle?

 

[Epoman]

Originally posted by: Zontor
I know it

Sorry too late the "A$$hat Posse" already ruined it. But at least you followed the rules, good for you.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Riddle me this, what do stock brokers and the month of september have in common?

is this a joke or riddle?

rid·dle2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rdl)
n.

1. A question or statement requiring thought to answer or understand; a conundrum.
2. One that is perplexing; an enigma.

Could be either.

 

[iamme]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Riddle me this, what do stock brokers and the month of september have in common?

is this a joke or riddle?

rid·dle2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rdl)
n.

1. A question or statement requiring thought to answer or understand; a conundrum.
2. One that is perplexing; an enigma.

Could be either.

hehe, i mean is this a humorous joke or a brain-teasing riddle?

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?

I never heard of this riddle, but I"m thinking he could just unplug the drain to the tub, or keep flushing the toilet, or just waiting until the water reaches the sink level and having the water drain down the sink's drain

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey

Originally posted by: iamme

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Riddle me this, what do stock brokers and the month of september have in common?

is this a joke or riddle?

rid·dle2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (rdl)
n.

1. A question or statement requiring thought to answer or understand; a conundrum.
2. One that is perplexing; an enigma.

Could be either.

hehe, i mean is this a humorous joke or a brain-teasing riddle?

I didn't guess the answer, but I found it funny. It's probably more of a joke.

 

[n0cmonkey]

Originally posted by: n0cmonkey
Riddle me this, what do stock brokers and the month of september have in common?

They both end in the fall.

 

[geno]

A guy is found shot in the back in his car. There is no gun in the car *anywhere*, no fingerprints on the car other than his, no DNA other than his. All of the doors are locked, windows are rolled up. There are no bullet holes in any of the windows/glass. The man obviously didn't shoot himself, so how did a bullet get in his back?

 

[dsfunk]

he got shot before he got in his car

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: dsfunk
he got shot before he got in his car

Nope, he was in the car while he was shot

 

[Tea Bag]

The bartender pulled out the gun and said,
"Say Thank You and walk out of the bar, or I'm gonna shoot you in the face."

I win.

 

[dsfunk]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: dsfunk
he got shot before he got in his car

Nope, he was in the car while he was shot

then why don't you put that in your riddle

 

[dmurray14]

Originally posted by: Tea Bag
The bartender pulled out the gun and said,
"Say Thank You and walk out of the bar, or I'm gonna shoot you in the face."

I win.

HAHA!

 

[chuckywang]

dude, relax...it's just a silly riddle.

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: dmurray14

Originally posted by: Tea Bag
The bartender pulled out the gun and said,
"Say Thank You and walk out of the bar, or I'm gonna shoot you in the face."

I win.

HAHA!

Ha ha...made me laugh out loud too . If you had user rating active, I would have given you a 10

 

[ActuaryTm]

A man clicks on a seemingly interesting thread. The man does not laugh. The man then leaves.

 

[Savarak]

Originally posted by: Savarak

Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?

I never heard of this riddle, but I"m thinking he could just unplug the drain to the tub, or keep flushing the toilet, or just waiting until the water reaches the sink level and having the water drain down the sink's drain

so... yes? no? bump!

 

[TuxDave]

err....

 

[Xionide]

Originally posted by: Adul
A man lives in a big tower with no windows. The bathroom is at the very top, and his bedroom is at the very bottom. One day he goes up to take a bath. While he was filling the tub, his cat chases a mouse by the door and accidently slams it shut. The guy tries to open the door, but it is stuck. He then tries to shut off the water, but the knob breaks off, and the water won't shut off. The tub begins to overflow and slowly fill the room. How does he survive?

Opens up the tub drain then waits for help?