REVENGE! Whats a good sticky cheap liquid to put on a car w/o damaging for couple of hours?

[Howard]

Originally posted by: Techie333
Could you really use an outdoor grill instead of putting it out in the sun?

Cooking food gets rid of bacteria.

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Do what someone did to us over the weekend.. and put bumper type stickers all over our front windshield.. so that we had to get a window scraper and scrape them off with a razor blade.. hours of enjoyment and no damage

 

[Howard]

Tie chains around their tires in the most ghettoest way. Make them pull out the bolt cutters.

In fact, tie the tires together!

 

[Howard]

Or, get a whole bunch of rolls of duct tape and tape their side mirrors until they become basketballs. It's seriously fun.

 

[fatbaby]

Pour some "seamen" soup all over the car?

 

[deftron]

Tried and true:


Freeze shaving cream cans.

Cut them open..

Take the frozen shaving cream blcoks and throw them in the target car.

The will melt and expand in the heat, filling up most of the car.

 

[Techie333]

Originally posted by: deftron
Tried and true:


Freeze shaving cream cans.

Cut them open..

Take the frozen shaving cream blcoks and throw them in the target car.

The will melt and expand in the heat, filling up most of the car.

thts a pretty good idea too, but i will be doing this at an ungodly hour when the cars are all locked up and their owners are dreaming about gay porn........hehe

 

[Lithium381]

wouldn't shaving cream jack the interior?

 

[StageLeft]

Superglue and then before it dries cover it in the sparkles that young girls like to play with. Make it say something on the front like "I love my mommy"

 

[Lithium381]

just deflate all his tires. no damage and it'd only cost him a couple bucks to have 'em reinflated

 

[brxndxn]

fill the car with confetti and/or packing peanuts, it's well worht the hassle of shredding TONS of paper.....

Buy some confetti at the local party store.. make sure it's the construction paper kind and not the metallic kind (so it sticks better..)

Now, put it in a bucket of water.. pour all over car. The car will be covered by thousands of tiny little paper pieces that don't just easily hose off (cause' then they get stuck in the car gutters)..

 

[TonyG]

Hmm, I would suggest just placing the vaseline under the windshield wipers, make for a nice surprise next time they use em. Also, milk smells horrible after it has been in a hot car for a few days, so it might work nicely in the vents. You could also cover the car in vaseline and grab as many as the free aol type cd and stick them on top of the vaseline, covering the whole car. Could also get some of those little glass stinkbombs, I am sure you could easily figure out a few good things to do with them. If nothing else, just mix up a big bucket of mud and go to work covering there whole car with it, just be sure to slap it on instead of wiping it around so you don't scratch up the paint. You could also pour a bunch of oil around on the ground under the car, just to freak them out. Can't think of anything else right now.

 

[blakeatwork]

I prefer dishsoap on the windshield... it dries mostly clear, and when they use fluid to clean it it, it just soaps up on['em.... quick, easy and painless for you.....

attach something to their wheels so that it makes a godawful rattling noise when they drive.... See if you can get stickies for the sideview mirrors that look exactly like a sideview mirror, but they're paper..

There's more I'm sure, but I can't hink of it... the tuna/crabmeat sounds good, although you substitute just about any seafood...

 

[flot]

Dishsoap sounds relatively safe.

Somebody poured syrup (like pancake syrup) on my car once.. I was beyond pissed off, but had to go to class so couldn't do anything about it... and then later that day we had a light mist/rain for a couple hours ... and the syrup completely disolved and washed itself off. I went out that night thinking I had a huge cleaning job ahead of me and it was practically all gone... very odd.

 

[Bryophyte]

1) Costco-sized bottle of pancake syrup
2) any kind of cooking oil
3) shampoo
4) conditioner
5) big bag of miniature marshmallows to stick to a sticky liquid like pancake syrup?

 

[Bryophyte]

damnit, flot beat me to it (pancake syrup)

 

[Kadarin]

I like the dishsoap idea, that's cheap, easy, and effective. The frozen shaving cream... now that's evil!

 

[Ns1]

blow your load all over his driver door handle

that'll teach him a lesson

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis
blow your load all over his driver door handle

that'll teach him a lesson

"Why does my hand smell funny?"

 

[C'DaleRider]

Make sure his doors are locked, then using small wooden matchsticks, jam one or two into the lock and break off flush. Doesn't damage the lock mechanism, but you'll have to call a locksmith to remove the lock and stick.

 

[MithShrike]

Corn syrup should do for the pubes glue. But I'd deflate his tires then do the shaving cream... while the shaving cream is on write a message that has the general message of 'Ah hah!'

 

[ElFenix]

latex paint on the windows.

 

[Techie333]

Alright guys............after I have to hit up 4 guys and they all park outside so this is gonna be one grosse trick! For all of them, I will do the standard crabmeat in the rain gutters idea. Next for a few I will put soapdish fluid and vaseline on the wipers.............and corn syrup w/ hair under the doorhandles. That should be enough.............if they do deside to retaliate..............I got all these glorious ideas from you wonderful people!!!

 

[Techie333]

Also..........maybe the oil under their tires for the few that have a open parking lot so they dont slip and rear end someone...........

 

[Pepsi90919]

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