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REVENGE! Whats a good sticky cheap liquid to put on a car w/o damaging for couple of hours?

Techie333

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Well, some guys thought it would be pretty funny to TP my house TWICE in one night after I cleaned it up the first time. IT IS TIME FOR REVENGE. I plan on making a mix of sugar and water to make a sticky paste and then mixing leg, arm, pubic HAIR (HAHAHAHAHAHA) in it and sticking it on their cars. Now they are my friends ( :frown: ) so I don't really want to damage their car paint or anything. It will probably only be on there for like 3 hours cause when they wake up a 7 to go to skool they will see it and be like WTF?? So what is a good sticky cheap paste that I can use to mix with hair and stick on their door handles and glass?????????????????? Anybody have expereince?
 
So, you're shaving yourself? I always like superglueing locks shut, or peeing all over their car. Or - you could buy some kind of animal urine from a hunting store, they smell even worse 😉
 
All these things do DAMAGE..........as for the fish in the bag..........are you supposed to leave it on top of his car or something..........because I can't get in!
 
Best thing for revenge on a persons car without damaging it...


Go out and buy a container of Crabmeat. Any old container will do. Leave it in the sun for a few days so it gets nice and ripe. Open it and put it in a container with water so that it gets the water nice and stinky, leave it out in the sun for a day or so...again making the water uber-stank. Strain the water, and pour water into the rain gutters of the persons vehicle you wanna get revenge on. Once its in there, it will take a few weeks to get the smell out, but the smell will permiate the inside of his car everytime he opens his vents. This lasts for a good 3 to 4 weeks and does no damage to the persons car in anyway, just stinks them out something fierce.

Sidenote: Remember to strain the rancid crabmeat outta the liquid so you leave no trace of what you've done. I did this to a mexican neighbor who thought it was funny to leave me "phlegm clams" on my windshield when I lived in the same Apt complex. Needless to say I had no problems with this individual afterwards, and noticed he drove with the windows open all the time....even when it rained.

~Evil wnied~
 
Originally posted by: wnied
Best thing for revenge on a persons car without damaging it...


Go out and buy a container of Crabmeat. Any old container will do. Leave it in the sun for a few days so it gets nice and ripe. Open it and put it in a container with water so that it gets the water nice and stinky, leave it out in the sun for a day or so...again making the water uber-stank. Strain the water, and pour water into the rain gutters of the persons vehicle you wanna get revenge on. Once its in there, it will take a few weeks to get the smell out, but the smell will permiate the inside of his car everytime he opens his vents. This lasts for a good 3 to 4 weeks and does no damage to the persons car in anyway, just stinks them out something fierce.

Sidenote: Remember to strain the rancid crabmeat outta the liquid so you leave no trace of what you've done. I did this to a mexican neighbor who thought it was funny to leave me "phlegm clams" on my windshield when I lived in the same Apt complex. Needless to say I had no problems with this individual afterwards, and noticed he drove with the windows open all the time....even when it rained.

~Evil wnied~
I like this idea VERY VERY MUCH! However I only have like 3 or 2 days to retaliate.......(personal reasons)......you think i can just leave it out for like 1 day? By the rain gutters of the car do you mean the area below the main windshield?

 
Originally posted by: eakers
vaseline on the underside of the door handles?

vaseline w/pubes under the door handles

they go to open the door....put their hand in the vaseline....pull it out...and see hairy fingers....lol
 
Originally posted by: wnied
Best thing for revenge on a persons car without damaging it...


Go out and buy a container of Crabmeat. Any old container will do. Leave it in the sun for a few days so it gets nice and ripe. Open it and put it in a container with water so that it gets the water nice and stinky, leave it out in the sun for a day or so...again making the water uber-stank. Strain the water, and pour water into the rain gutters of the persons vehicle you wanna get revenge on. Once its in there, it will take a few weeks to get the smell out, but the smell will permiate the inside of his car everytime he opens his vents. This lasts for a good 3 to 4 weeks and does no damage to the persons car in anyway, just stinks them out something fierce.

Sidenote: Remember to strain the rancid crabmeat outta the liquid so you leave no trace of what you've done. I did this to a mexican neighbor who thought it was funny to leave me "phlegm clams" on my windshield when I lived in the same Apt complex. Needless to say I had no problems with this individual afterwards, and noticed he drove with the windows open all the time....even when it rained.

~Evil wnied~

that just sounds :evil:
 
fill the car with confetti and/or packing peanuts, it's well worht the hassle of shredding TONS of paper.....
 
if you want to do the crabmeat thing, a large can of tuna will do pretty much the same thing, and if you really want it to smell bad, add shrimp tails, they freaking stink, and last and last. plus, you can eat the shrimp you peel while you laugh your ass off at your friend 🙂


if you can't leave it out in the sun, i'm sure an outdoor grill for heating purposes would work
 
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