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Lifer
Caught Osama, Ended the Iraq war, pulled our troops out of Afghanistan, Stopped allowing Israel to dictate US foreign policy (mostly), Elevated the presidency to the point where we don't look like total idiots (ala Bush II), Passed healthcare reform, Rebuilt the economy, took us out of the greatest recession since 1929, got our government turned back on without caving to whiny republicants, and finally slapped you in the face with his penis.
You forgot the part about Obama losing a top secret drone to the Iranians, losing 17 navy seals in a single day, letting the Pakistani doc who helped rot away in prison, enabling the soon to explode polio epidemic, increasing the national debt $440 billion in one month along with getting slapped repeatedly in the face by Putin's penis.