Rep. Bob Allen explains why he offered to blow an undercover cop

RightIsWrong

Diamond Member
Apr 29, 2005
5,649
0
0
It wasn't cause he was a closet homosexual or even remotely attracted to the same sex....

Why, it was cause the cop was black and he was afraid of being mugged. I know the time or two that I have been intimidated and felt that I might be in the wrong neighborhood or situation....the first thought that I have is "Maybe if I offer to suck their c0cks without provocation, they will leave me alone?".

What a maroon! /Bugs Bunny voice

Source

State Rep. Bob Allen told police he was just playing along when a undercover officer suggested in a public restroom that the legislator give him oral sex and $20 because he was intimidated, according to a taped statement and other documents released Thursday.

Allen has already denied any wrongdoing, but the recordings and documents offered new details about what he and police say happened on July 11 inside the men's room at Veterans Memorial Park.

"I certainly wasn't there to have sex with anybody and certainly wasn't there to exchange money for it," said Allen, R-Merritt Island, who was arrested on charges of soliciting prostitution.

"This was a pretty stocky black guy, and there was nothing but other black guys around in the park," Allen, who is white, told police in a taped statement after his arrest. Allen said he feared he "was about to be a statistic" and would have said anything just to get away.


Allen, who couldn't be reached for comment Thursday, has repeatedly declared his innocence, his intention to fight the charges and his desire to stay in office.

Three undercover officers said they were staking out a nearby condo hoping to catch a burglar when Allen entered a park bathroom at about 3:30 p.m.

The officers, who didn't recognize the seven-year legislator, said they thought he was behaving suspiciously and thought that he was looking for a sexual partner, according to the reports released by the Brevard-Seminole State Attorney's Office.

In a written statement released Thursday, Titusville Officer Danny Kavanaugh recalled entering the restroom twice and said he was drying his hands in a stall when Allen peered over the stall door.

After peering over the stall a second time, Allen pushed open the door and joined Kavanaugh inside, the officer wrote. Allen muttered " 'hi,' " and then said, " 'this is kind of a public place, isn't it,' " the report said.

The officer said he asked Allen about going somewhere else and that the legislator suggested going "across the bridge, it's quieter over there."

"Well look, man, I'm trying to make some money; you think you can hook me up with 20 bucks?" Kavanaugh asked Allen.

The officer said Allen responded, "Sure, I can do that, but this place is too public."

Then Kavanaugh said he told Allen, "I wanna know what I gotta do for 20 bucks before we leave.' " He said Allen replied: "I don't know what you're into."

According to Kavanaugh's statement, the officer said, "do you want just [oral sex]?" and Allen replied, "I was thinking you would want one."

The officer said he then asked Allen, "but you'll still give me the 20 bucks for that . . . and that the legislator said, "yeah, I wouldn't argue with that."

As Allen turned and motioned for the officer to follow him to his car, Kavanaugh identified himself as a police officer by raising his shirt and exposing his badge.

When Allen was being placed in a marked patrol car, he asked whether "it would help" if he was a state legislator, according to a police report. The officer replied, "No."
 

Bumrush99

Diamond Member
Jun 14, 2004
3,334
194
106
LMFAO!! Next time some black men approach you offer to suck them off!! LMFAO!!!!
 

Bumrush99

Diamond Member
Jun 14, 2004
3,334
194
106
Originally posted by: dahunan
Stupid racist bum.. just be a man and open your closet door

True.. The funny part is how he combined two elements that a lot of people fear to justify his actions. I wonder if his wife believed his crap, she has got to be the dumbest person ever if she did.
 

DAPUNISHER

Super Moderator CPU Forum Mod and Elite Member
Super Moderator
Aug 22, 2001
31,908
32,140
146
Comedy gold. I wonder if his constituents, that I've seen his election signs in the yard of, are as mortified as I hope they are? I also don't buy the he was intimidated nonsense. It is right behind the Mall, by the large condo complex mentioned, and a highly visible area right on the water. It is far from an area where one would feel uneasy to be after dark, and there are many places like Steak&Shake, 7/11, and such, right the area, with bathrooms he could have used, if the park seemed so intimidating.
 

RightIsWrong

Diamond Member
Apr 29, 2005
5,649
0
0
Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Comedy gold. I wonder if his constituents, that I've seen his election signs in the yard of, are as mortified as I hope they are? I also don't buy the he was intimidated nonsense. It is right behind the Mall, by the large condo complex mentioned, and a highly visible area right on the water. It is far from an area where one would feel uneasy to be after dark, and there are many places like Steak&Shake, 7/11, and such, right the area, with bathrooms he could have used, if the park seemed so intimidating.

You see....this is the best part of his excuse....

From the article quoting the cop's report:

Three undercover officers said they were staking out a nearby condo hoping to catch a burglar when Allen entered a park bathroom at about 3:30 p.m.

It was in the middle of the freaking afternoon!!!
 

ayabe

Diamond Member
Aug 10, 2005
7,449
0
0
Why would he pay to blow some guy that's what I don't understand, you'd think it would be the other way around.

I think being a gay Republican really crosses some wires in the brain.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
111,740
31,105
146
Originally posted by: RightIsWrong
Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Comedy gold. I wonder if his constituents, that I've seen his election signs in the yard of, are as mortified as I hope they are? I also don't buy the he was intimidated nonsense. It is right behind the Mall, by the large condo complex mentioned, and a highly visible area right on the water. It is far from an area where one would feel uneasy to be after dark, and there are many places like Steak&Shake, 7/11, and such, right the area, with bathrooms he could have used, if the park seemed so intimidating.

You see....this is the best part of his excuse....

From the article quoting the cop's report:

Three undercover officers said they were staking out a nearby condo hoping to catch a burglar when Allen entered a park bathroom at about 3:30 p.m.

It was in the middle of the freaking afternoon!!!


not to mention, the cops were likely there b/c this was known as a local .....den of inequity.

wonder how many times homophobe state representative Bob Allen frequented this area?

...oh, and why is it always the homophobe republicans that get busted for this?
 

Moonbeam

Elite Member
Nov 24, 1999
74,610
6,717
126
Think how different the world might be if people could be openly gay and not be humiliated and picked on their whole lives for it. It is our insanity these poor closeted gays reflect back to us in their bizarre behavior.
 

Vette73

Lifer
Jul 5, 2000
21,503
9
0
Originally posted by: Moonbeam
Think how different the world might be if people could be openly gay and not be humiliated and picked on their whole lives for it. It is our insanity these poor closeted gays reflect back to us in their bizarre behavior.

Yea but then who would the republicans use as the next great evil coming for your kids to win elections?
 

shira

Diamond Member
Jan 12, 2005
9,500
6
81
Originally posted by: Aimster
I feel sorry for his kid....

all that humiliation
I feel sorry for his kid....

growing up with Allen as a role model.
 

Genx87

Lifer
Apr 8, 2002
41,091
513
126
You know there isnt much else that can make this guy looks worse. But bringing in the skin color of the guy and using that as an excuse is just one of a very few that can bring this down a level or two.

 

alchemize

Lifer
Mar 24, 2000
11,486
0
0
I think the liberal fascination with republican latent homosexuality is just a even deeper buried latent homosexuality ;)
 

Thump553

Lifer
Jun 2, 2000
12,837
2,622
136
Originally posted by: Genx87
You know there isnt much else that can make this guy looks worse. But bringing in the skin color of the guy and using that as an excuse is just one of a very few that can bring this down a level or two.

Gospel truth. It's deeply disturbing to me that he thought explaining his behaviour as racist rather than homosexual conduct, would fare better with his constituents and the police.
 

daveymark

Lifer
Sep 15, 2003
10,573
1
0
Originally posted by: alchemize
I think the liberal fascination with republican latent homosexuality is just a even deeper buried latent homosexuality ;)

the libs would say you'd say something like that as a result of your own latent homosexuality
 

ayabe

Diamond Member
Aug 10, 2005
7,449
0
0
Originally posted by: Thump553
Originally posted by: Genx87
You know there isnt much else that can make this guy looks worse. But bringing in the skin color of the guy and using that as an excuse is just one of a very few that can bring this down a level or two.

Gospel truth. It's deeply disturbing to me that he thought explaining his behaviour as racist rather than homosexual conduct, would fare better with his constituents and the police.

Whenever ne'er do wells make me feel threatened I immediately grab a $20 out of my pocket and hand it to them on the condition that they allow me to blow them.

This is a perfectly normal reaction, it's part of the fight or flight response innate in all of us.
 

alchemize

Lifer
Mar 24, 2000
11,486
0
0
Originally posted by: daveymark
Originally posted by: alchemize
I think the liberal fascination with republican latent homosexuality is just a even deeper buried latent homosexuality ;)

the libs would say you'd say something like that as a result of your own latent homosexuality

Infinite Latent Homosexuality Loop!