Rep. Bob Allen explains why he offered to blow an undercover cop

[HomerJS]

I have a list of things to do if intimidated by the scary black men.

killing myself is one position before blowing him.

 

[Phokus]

The daily show had a rather hilarious take on this man's 'excuse' 😀

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Originally posted by: Phokus
The daily show had a rather hilarious take on this man's 'excuse' 😀

He keeps making new ones-good cartoon by local editorial cartoonist So he says he wanted to get him the car, so he could drive him to the Kennedy space center security booth?

He just addressed the local NAACP for the 2nd time in 10 days this guy is a hoot!

 

[Drift3r]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Originally posted by: RightIsWrong

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Comedy gold. I wonder if his constituents, that I've seen his election signs in the yard of, are as mortified as I hope they are? I also don't buy the he was intimidated nonsense. It is right behind the Mall, by the large condo complex mentioned, and a highly visible area right on the water. It is far from an area where one would feel uneasy to be after dark, and there are many places like Steak&Shake, 7/11, and such, right the area, with bathrooms he could have used, if the park seemed so intimidating.

You see....this is the best part of his excuse....

From the article quoting the cop's report:

Three undercover officers said they were staking out a nearby condo hoping to catch a burglar when Allen entered a park bathroom at about 3:30 p.m.

It was in the middle of the freaking afternoon!!!

not to mention, the cops were likely there b/c this was known as a local .....den of inequity.

wonder how many times homophobe state representative Bob Allen frequented this area?

...oh, and why is it always the homophobe republicans that get busted for this?

Well if he wasn't such a social conservative and a homophobe he would of come to grips with his sexuality a long time ago. I don't think openly gay men have to cover up and seek companionship the way a in the closet gay republican has too.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Originally posted by: alchemize

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: alchemize
I think the liberal fascination with republican latent homosexuality is just a even deeper buried latent homosexuality 😉

the libs would say you'd say something like that as a result of your own latent homosexuality

Infinite Latent Homosexuality Loop!

wasn`t that a Star trek the next generation show?
The Infinite Latent Homosexuality Loop!!

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Old Bob really dug himself a hole

Assistant State Attorney Pat Whitaker said he plans on using just two of what he called voluntary statements by Allen: one where he asks, as he?s being arrested, if his legislator status would ?make a difference,? and another where he admits to having $800 in his car.

He will be going to trial. Motion to dismiss? Denied!

I have a feeling he is going to skate on this, but wonder if his chances for moving up the political food chain just got "shot in the face".

LMAO! "Bob Allen tough name to have right now" No I'm not THAT Bob! There is a video of some old Launch towers getting demo'd, there too.

This guy has been highly entertaining, "sock it to me?!?"

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: zinfamous

Why is it always the homophobe republicans that get busted for this?

Anyone have a number or percentage of Gay Republicans at this point?

There has been one after another in the news this year.

Looks like they sure have been uncorking after being bottled up so many years.

 

[DAPUNISHER]

Didn't you read Bob's statement, Dave? It was a misunderstanding, he was just hiding from a t-storm, and then the burly black man scared him ! After that, it was survival mode, and he was trying to get him the car to drive him 8 miles to a guard shack. Never mind that Cocoa Police station was just 3 miles away over the bridge, or the solicitation for sex, that was all just survival mode tactics. The implied bribe offer and attempt to use his position were obviously misunderstandings as well.

So, you can see now, that Bob is neither gay, nor a racist, just a misunderstood victim.

I hope we don't have a sarchasm over this post 😉

 

[shira]

Originally posted by: DAPUNISHER
Didn't you read Bob's statement, Dave? It was a misunderstanding, he was just hiding from a t-storm, and then the burly black man scared him ! After that, it was survival mode, and he was trying to get him the car to drive him 8 miles to a guard shack. Never mind that Cocoa Police station was just 3 miles away over the bridge, or the solicitation for sex, that was all just survival mode tactics. The implied bribe offer and attempt to use his position were obviously misunderstandings as well.

So, you can see now, that Bob is neither gay, nor a racist, just a misunderstood victim.

I hope we don't have a sarcasm over this post 😉

This is the same reason that young males at bars are so misunderstood. They are in reality absolutely terrified by the hot babes they meet, and the consequent propositions and drunken sex are just white-knuckle survival tactics.