• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

Recommend me a gun. So I can shoot myself. * UPDATE * Added 1 disgusting pic

Page 4 - Seeking answers? Join the AnandTech community: where nearly half-a-million members share solutions and discuss the latest tech.
Bignate603 said:
If I had a boil where he does I'd go to my doctor. Trying to jab something right behind your sack with a needle is not my idea of a good time.

I've drained things that needed it before without thinking twice about it, but I wouldn't jab a needle at something I couldn't see.
Click to expand...

I wasn't going to recommend jabbing or lancing it off.

Either just leave it alone with some tissue in that area or do what this guy did if it bothers one so much.
http://forums.anandtech.com/showpost.php?p=31052018&postcount=61
 
lothar said:
People go to doctors for a boil? 😵
It's no wonder health care costs are skyrocketing.
Click to expand...

I'd say a registered nurse or nurse practicioner would do fine. The whole thing would take <5min and he can be on his way. Lancing a boil and disinfecting it isn't that intensive (or expensive) a procedure. Besides, if he screws up doing it himself, then he will wish that he had a flaregun nearby as it will be a much more preferable option to what he would endure.
 
DrPizza said:
Alternate diagnosis: it's a parasitic worm. What happens is that you eat contaminated food & pass the eggs into your digestive system. They pass through your stomach undamaged & hatch in your small intestine. The little critters (some form of parasitic worm) starts wiggling around & growing. A week or two later, it emerges from the anus (not while shitting - it crawls out, generally while you're inactive) and burrows into the nearby flesh where it forms a cyst-like bump. At that point, it does some sort of metamorphosis or whatever the hell it's called where it changes from one form to another (like a caterpillar to a butterfly.) At that point, it becomes much more painful. Due to increased touching of that area, you end up contaminating your hands, and ultimately contaminate other food (or maybe not - the person you caught it from certainly contaminated your food though.)

I can't remember the name of the parasite, but it's closely related to the guinea worm. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dracunculiasis
Click to expand...

SWEET! You're gonna have butterflies coming out of your ass :^D
 
Was supposed to get this fucker lanced today by my girl. She knows how to lance these bastards, since she works in the medical field. She wasn't able to drop by today so Im stuck another night with this rat bastard of a boil. No pics of my nutsack and or girl though, I will post pics of the aftermath though.
 
El Guaraguao said:
Was supposed to get this fucker lanced today by my girl. She knows how to lance these bastards, since she works in the medical field. She wasn't able to drop by today so Im stuck another night with this rat bastard of a boil. No pics of my nutsack and or girl though, I will post pics of the aftermath though.
Click to expand...


If you do I will be forced to come down the intertubes and rip your head off:twisted:
 
El Guaraguao said:
Was supposed to get this fucker lanced today by my girl. She knows how to lance these bastards, since she works in the medical field. She wasn't able to drop by today so Im stuck another night with this rat bastard of a boil. No pics of my nutsack and or girl though, I will post pics of the aftermath though.
Click to expand...

Get another chick to help.

Two chicks, one gooch boil
 
MovingTarget said:
I'd say a registered nurse or nurse practicioner would do fine. The whole thing would take <5min and he can be on his way. Lancing a boil and disinfecting it isn't that intensive (or expensive) a procedure. Besides, if he screws up doing it himself, then he will wish that he had a flaregun nearby as it will be a much more preferable option to what he would endure.
Click to expand...
Plus, if practicable, they could use an anesthetic. The guy's in pain! :wub:
 
Operation "GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE" complete. Boil has been annihilated.


I didnt have to get it lanced, it drained itself. My gf went to remove the blood\pus soaked gauze, and the boil started to drain itself. Pus came out like paste. Quite possibly the most disgusting thing ive ever witnessed with my own eyes. I took a shitty pic of the blood\pus soaked gauze for you sick fucks out there, lol. Dont bitch because its blurry. Trust me, you dont want to see a 1800x1200 super detailed pic of the gauze...

Try not to masterbate too hard - http://tinypic.com/r/9aoa5z/7
 
El Guaraguao said:
Operation "GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE" complete. Boil has been annihilated.


I didnt have to get it lanced, it drained itself. My gf went to remove the blood\pus soaked gauze, and the boil started to drain itself. Pus came out like paste. Quite possibly the most disgusting thing ive ever witnessed with my own eyes. I took a shitty pic of the blood\pus soaked gauze for you sick fucks out there, lol. Dont bitch because its blurry. Trust me, you dont want to see a 1800x1200 super detailed pic of the gauze...

Try not to masterbate too hard - http://tinypic.com/r/9aoa5z/7
Click to expand...

were you sure to at least get a good long whiff of it? :awe:


it's just one of those odors that hit you once and gets burned into memory.
 
MikeMike said:
iobarf.gif
Click to expand...

haha this. like a train wreck though: can't not watch

calvinbiss said:
How can I want to click on the pic so bad and not want to click on the pic so bad, both at the same time?!
Click to expand...

it's really nothing. Too blurry to really be disgusting.
 
El Guaraguao said:
Operation "GET THIS SHIT OUT OF HERE" complete. Boil has been annihilated.


I didnt have to get it lanced, it drained itself. My gf went to remove the blood\pus soaked gauze, and the boil started to drain itself. Pus came out like paste. Quite possibly the most disgusting thing ive ever witnessed with my own eyes. I took a shitty pic of the blood\pus soaked gauze for you sick fucks out there, lol. Dont bitch because its blurry. Trust me, you dont want to see a 1800x1200 super detailed pic of the gauze...

Try not to masterbate too hard - http://tinypic.com/r/9aoa5z/7
Click to expand...

Ugh... D:
 
I just spit coffee out on my keyboard (well, cheap folger's mocha foo foo coffee).

Best thread of 2011 so far...
 
lord_emperor said:
OP

I had this exact thing, but at the apex of my butt-crack.

You need to see a doctor or it will not get better. I had to take a run of antibiotics and many hot salted baths before it broke open and my girlfriend squeezed out the "stuff" inside, which she said was the worst smell ever.

Also, you're going to love this, there is a good chance it will come back and you'll need surgery.
Click to expand...

You're talking about a piloric cyst, his is in the "taint."
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top