Recommend me a gun. So I can shoot myself. * UPDATE * Added 1 disgusting pic

[Powermoloch]

😵 what the

 

[CZroe]

Larami Super Soaker 50

This classic will get the job done.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Dont be a wuss, squeeze the sucker and nuke it from orbit.

 

[zinfamous]

One thing I've learned is that minor surgery might seem like a good idea when you're shitfaced, but when there's blood everywhere and all you want to do is go to bed...well, that's the whole regret part.

:beer:





🙁

 

[Robsasman]

I just feel sorry for you op, I've never had a boil anywhere that needed lancing, let alone on the taint. ouch that gotta hurt.

 

[bfdd]

pfft you'll put it off

 

[Kirby]

A real man would bite it off.

 

[Sluggo]

A real man would bite it off.

So uh, you volunteering?

 

[TehMac]

Eugh dats nasty-lil wayne

 

[moshquerade]

Been in pain for the past couple days. I got a large olive sized boil in the "gooch" area, Where the nutsack and asshole meet. Standing or sitting is impossible for more than 10 seconds. The pain makes me want to end it all. Dont think ill make it to class tomm...not like this. FUCK, im about to get shitfaced and lance the fuck out of this boil.

never heard it called the "gooch" before... ain't it taint?


and thanks for sharing. :\

 

[WelshBloke]

Congrats OP, you have a pilonidal cyst. Now go to the docs and get it sorted. Do not try and lance it yourself.

 

[Linflas]

never heard it called the "gooch" before... ain't it taint?


and thanks for sharing. :\

lol I was thinking the same thing, I always heard it referred to as the taint too.

 

[Zargon]

yikes

git-r-dun?

 

[Modular]

I wouldn't lance anything in that area if I were you.

And it's taint. You have a taint boil.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

An infection in that area would be nasty 🙁 You could end up with a 2nd asshole.

 

[JTsyo]

Congrats OP, you have a pilonidal cyst. Now go to the docs and get it sorted. Do not try and lance it yourself.

jeez you're no fun.

 

[erikistired]

it was the gooch before it was the taint.

 

[amdhunter]

An infection in that area would be nasty 🙁 You could end up with a 2nd asshole.

 

[WelshBloke]

jeez you're no fun.

The fun bits when the nurse has to come round every day and pack the ragged, open, suppurating cavity left after the surgeons have had their way with his tender flesh.D:

On the other hand it could just be a zit and the OP is a wimp.😀

 

[Squisher]

I guess this situation would separate your true friends from the pseudo-friends.

 

[Azraele]

As others have said, go to the doctor. That's not something you should mess with yourself, given its close proximity to possible contamination.

 

[dud]

... and thanks for sharing. :\

Agreed. I understand that the OP is in pain ... but some things should just not be posted.

This is one of them.

 

[olds]

Don't students get free medical?

 

[bignateyk]

Heh.. reminds me of that time I got a tick on my grundle/taint/gooch and had to ask my roommate to help me remove it. Of course he said no, so I was left trying to accomplish the task while goatseing myself in the mirror.

 

[Muse]

the fear, pain, and hesitation will all be worth the high after you get pysched up enough to do it and it's opened up

You might think this is a joke but I just read 'Between a Rock and a Hard Place,' Aron Ralstons autobiographical account of his self-amputation that saved his life (the recent movie 127 Hours).

It's for real.