Originally posted by: SuperSix
Q... Are you into Fitness?
A... How about Fitness in your mouth?
Q... hey baby wanna go get a pizza and f*ck?
A... what you dont like pizza?
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Originally posted by: SuperSix
Q... Are you into Fitness?
A... How about Fitness in your mouth?
Q... hey baby wanna go get a pizza and f*ck?
A... what you dont like pizza?
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first off, are you Italian? cause :heart:...Originally posted by: MichaelD
Asking for woman advice here is like asking for car repair advice at a beauty salon.
Woman at the dentist's office...been very nice (but professional) my last few visits, made very quick small talk b/c other people there, etc, etc. I must admit, I checked her out...af few times and she caught me once...maybe more than once.
The past few days we've been playing phone tag b/c I've been trying to make an appointment...either she calls when I'm out of the office or I call and she's on the phone so I get the voice mail.
Finally got ahold of her today; I walked into the office just as my coworker was hanging up w/her and taking a message. I called right back and after she answered I said:
Aha! Got'ya now! No more phone tag!
She laughed and said "This is Mike, right?" We started chatting about what I need done (my teeth, guys...not the OTHER thing I need done! :Q) and while she was being very professional, she would also throw in comments like "Don't worry, the doctor will be careful and make sure you're still really good looking after he's done."
Well, we BS'ed for a good 15 minutes. I have an appt Monday.
How do I do this? It's an odd situation...not used to hitting on women that work in doctor's offices.Chat her up and suggest we get together soon and then pick a night? I've no idea if she's got a BF, but she wears no rings on that finger (when you get to my age, the finger is the first place you look, unfortunately.)
Oh...um...one other thing. She's about 10 years younger than I am. Don't know if that matters to her or not.
Thoughts?
ps
The following statements will not work:
Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
priceless :thumbsup:Originally posted by: Quasmo
does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Asking for woman advice here is like asking for car repair advice at a beauty salon.
Woman at the dentist's office...been very nice (but professional) my last few visits, made very quick small talk b/c other people there, etc, etc. I must admit, I checked her out...af few times and she caught me once...maybe more than once.
The past few days we've been playing phone tag b/c I've been trying to make an appointment...either she calls when I'm out of the office or I call and she's on the phone so I get the voice mail.
Finally got ahold of her today; I walked into the office just as my coworker was hanging up w/her and taking a message. I called right back and after she answered I said:
Aha! Got'ya now! No more phone tag!
She laughed and said "This is Mike, right?" We started chatting about what I need done (my teeth, guys...not the OTHER thing I need done! :Q) and while she was being very professional, she would also throw in comments like "Don't worry, the doctor will be careful and make sure you're still really good looking after he's done."
Well, we BS'ed for a good 15 minutes. I have an appt Monday.
How do I do this? It's an odd situation...not used to hitting on women that work in doctor's offices.Chat her up and suggest we get together soon and then pick a night? I've no idea if she's got a BF, but she wears no rings on that finger (when you get to my age, the finger is the first place you look, unfortunately.)
Oh...um...one other thing. She's about 10 years younger than I am. Don't know if that matters to her or not.
Thoughts?
ps
The following statements will not work:
Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
Originally posted by: BigPoppa
A woman will put a damper on your car audio. No IASCA competition for j00!
(Yes, you've been found out. At least I think so... ECA!)
Originally posted by: gabemcg
"I love every bone in your body... especialy mine"
that oughtta work...
...maybe not...
I think some "oral hygene" related pick up lines would fit nicely tho...
...something about floss? crotch floss?
...burshing her back teeth?
...filling her cavity?
...showing her your crown?
...aaaand spit!
avoid any lines relating to braces tho, unless she's into that sort of thing...
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Thoughts?
ps
The following statements will not work:
Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
dude, ask the assistant!Originally posted by: MichaelD
There will be no Syringering here!!! I'll update it one way or another.
W/my luck, she's married or something. :roll: