Originally posted by: SuperSix
Q... Are you into Fitness?
A... How about Fitness in your mouth?
Q... hey baby wanna go get a pizza and f*ck?
A... what you dont like pizza?
:thumbsup:
:thumbsup:
Siddhartha
Lifer
- Oct 17, 1999
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Hey! You seem really interesting and I'd like to get to know you better.
How about I take you out for a cocktail or dinner this thursday? We can meet there or I can pick you up - you're choice.
How about I take you out for a cocktail or dinner this thursday? We can meet there or I can pick you up - you're choice.
If she says no you'll have to get a new dentist...
(sounds like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode!)
...then again, you only live once.
and she knows how old you are, she's seen your chart.
(sounds like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode!)
...then again, you only live once.
and she knows how old you are, she's seen your chart.
Just propose to her the next time you go to the dentist. Make a big production out of it, work up a few tears, etc. There's a chance she'll go along with it just to avoid an akward situation. Once you're enganged she'll pretty much have to go on a date with you eventually.
moshquerade
No Lifer
- Nov 1, 2001
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first off, are you Italian? cause :heart:...Originally posted by: MichaelD
Asking for woman advice here is like asking for car repair advice at a beauty salon.
Woman at the dentist's office...been very nice (but professional) my last few visits, made very quick small talk b/c other people there, etc, etc. I must admit, I checked her out...af few times and she caught me once...maybe more than once.
The past few days we've been playing phone tag b/c I've been trying to make an appointment...either she calls when I'm out of the office or I call and she's on the phone so I get the voice mail.
Finally got ahold of her today; I walked into the office just as my coworker was hanging up w/her and taking a message. I called right back and after she answered I said:
She laughed and said "This is Mike, right?" We started chatting about what I need done (my teeth, guys...not the OTHER thing I need done! :Q) and while she was being very professional, she would also throw in comments like "Don't worry, the doctor will be careful and make sure you're still really good looking after he's done."
Well, we BS'ed for a good 15 minutes. I have an appt Monday.
How do I do this? It's an odd situation...not used to hitting on women that work in doctor's offices.
Oh...um...one other thing. She's about 10 years younger than I am. Don't know if that matters to her or not.
Thoughts?
ps
The following statements will not work:
Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
but.... ok... back on track.....
when you go in Monday, get there way early before your appt so you can talk with her, because afterwards, especially if you have novacaine, you aren't gonna want to talk.
a real easy way of getting the goods on her would be to talk with the assistant when you go in to sit in the chair for your appt.
you can just casually tell her you think the receptionist is cute or whatever and someone you'd like to ask out, but want to know if she is available. the assistant will help a brutha out.
moshquerade
No Lifer
- Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Asking for woman advice here is like asking for car repair advice at a beauty salon.
Woman at the dentist's office...been very nice (but professional) my last few visits, made very quick small talk b/c other people there, etc, etc. I must admit, I checked her out...af few times and she caught me once...maybe more than once.
The past few days we've been playing phone tag b/c I've been trying to make an appointment...either she calls when I'm out of the office or I call and she's on the phone so I get the voice mail.
Finally got ahold of her today; I walked into the office just as my coworker was hanging up w/her and taking a message. I called right back and after she answered I said:
She laughed and said "This is Mike, right?" We started chatting about what I need done (my teeth, guys...not the OTHER thing I need done! :Q) and while she was being very professional, she would also throw in comments like "Don't worry, the doctor will be careful and make sure you're still really good looking after he's done."
Well, we BS'ed for a good 15 minutes. I have an appt Monday.
How do I do this? It's an odd situation...not used to hitting on women that work in doctor's offices.
Oh...um...one other thing. She's about 10 years younger than I am. Don't know if that matters to her or not.
Thoughts?
ps
The following statements will not work:
Sup bitch? Sex?
Nice shoes. Wanna screw?
Heaven must be missing an angel, 'cause you're here w/me right now!
Hey, do you have any Italian in you? No? Would you like some?
I have a lovely bunch of coconuts.
Milk me.
Etc, etc.
Dont Forget to ask if she has DSL
"I love every bone in your body... especialy mine"
that oughtta work...
...maybe not...
I think some "oral hygene" related pick up lines would fit nicely tho...
...something about floss? crotch floss?
...burshing her back teeth?
...filling her cavity?
...showing her your crown?
...aaaand spit!
avoid any lines relating to braces tho, unless she's into that sort of thing...
that oughtta work...
...maybe not...
I think some "oral hygene" related pick up lines would fit nicely tho...
...something about floss? crotch floss?
...burshing her back teeth?
...filling her cavity?
...showing her your crown?
...aaaand spit!
avoid any lines relating to braces tho, unless she's into that sort of thing...
brigden
Diamond Member
- Dec 22, 2002
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Wait for a pause in your witty banter, make eye contact, smile, then ask her, "Listen, if you're not busy this weekend..."
Or,
"You know, I enjoy our little conversations. Perhaps you'd like to get together sometime?"
Or,
"I tell ya what, after my teeth aren't so sensitive, why don't you let me take you out for a coffee?"
Or, whatever...
JUST ASK HER OUT!
Or,
"You know, I enjoy our little conversations. Perhaps you'd like to get together sometime?"
Or,
"I tell ya what, after my teeth aren't so sensitive, why don't you let me take you out for a coffee?"
Or, whatever...
JUST ASK HER OUT!
A woman will put a damper on your car audio. No IASCA competition for j00!
(Yes, you've been found out. At least I think so... ECA!)
(Yes, you've been found out. At least I think so... ECA!)
- Jan 16, 2001
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Gee, did the same username give it away?
But no, you're wrong (thankfully). Many of the fights I've had w/GF's in the past have been over my hobbies.Nobody, not the nookie, not the friends, not my family, tells me what I can or cannot do witth my time or my money.
And that's the reason I'm still single. I run my life. Not you or anyone else. If you can deal, that's dandy. If not, the same door you entered is the one you exit.
Camera phone pics at your next visit, or BAN
And whatever you do, dont Syringer us... update the thread, for better or for worse!
And whatever you do, dont Syringer us... update the thread, for better or for worse!
Duh, it only works if yer Irish...
Ask her out... show the authors of the countless YAGTs that you've railed on how it's done...
Or, just pull a Syringer, and forget you made the thread...
moshquerade
No Lifer
- Nov 1, 2001
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