Rebecca Black is.....

[zanejohnson]

 

[Lean L]

Lol... I just listened to the lyrics for the first time from the mullet guy...

"7:45 we're driving on the highway"

So that's how 8th grader party...

Gotta catch that early bird party.

 

[shortylickens]

How long till 4chan has naked pics?

 

[0roo0roo]

The WTF moment for me was when the car full of old black dudes just shows up and takes over.

Also:

so that is the anti-jailbait:awe:

 

[CZroe]

I guess Miley thinks she's an artist herself. She's actually just a performer.

And her daddy got famous withhis brother's song.

 

[Loop2kil]

This thread needs fixing so here's a chick that actually has a little musical talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3JLdSbeB_U

 

[FoBoT]

she is the next weird al yankovic
http://youtu.be/1GaKaGwch0U

 

[sandorski]

Kids react

 

[jupiter57]

When she turns 18 I'd hit it. She goes to school in the OC which isn't that far.

When she turns 18, you'll only be 16.
Still not legal.

 

[erikistired]

Rebecca Black really isn't the problem. She's a less than talented performer that used someone else's studio magic to make a piss poor song. The problem is with Ark Music Factory and other so called producers that use Pro Tools and auto tune to manufacture music. It cheapens it and makes it a product with no value. No one will talk about her as bringing anything significant to the table. She'll just be a snippet on some Vh1 one hit wonder special

how is this any different from techno or whatever? or electronica?

i hadn't actually heard the whole song until today. the autotune makes her sound like a retarded witch. she needs to hang with kanye for a bit.

 

[Cheesetogo]

Apparently this was actually on TV...

 

[0roo0roo]

lol the 8 yr old an 6 yr old liked it

 

[Brigandier]

You are 13, someone comes up to you and tells you, you have the worst song in the world, ever of all time.

Does this make you better or worse than other 13 year olds?

Most kids don't do shit worth talking about, much less ridiculing.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Kids react

One of them nailed it when he said, "She cant even speak proper English!":biggrin:

 

[FelixDeCat]

You are 13, someone comes up to you and tells you, you have the worst song in the world, ever of all time.

Does this make you better or worse than other 13 year olds?

Most kids don't do shit worth talking about, much less ridiculing.

Apparently if you want to profit these days instead of making the best song in the world, make the worst. Youll get 100m+ views on YT in no time flat!

Cha-ching!

 

[Brigandier]

Apparently if you want to profit these days instead of making the best song in the world, make the worst. Youll get 100m+ views on YT in no time flat!

Cha-ching!

I highly doubt R-Black just wants to profit, maybe her parents and backers do, but she probably just wants to make some music videos. I respect that, at 13, she's done something that his put a crick in the worlds dick. I respect that, she's the first to be ridiculed, when this has been pop music for the last 15 years, and she's only 13.

When I was 13 I was worried about saving up enough money for a PS2, so I could get the new FF, I didn't change the world. I listened to crappy punk and raged against a machine that's long sense been replaced and updated. I can bet her parents push her to do this, and if she comes out with a video that gets any views, that's worthy.

She's easy to make fun of, the song is...bad, but somehow you can still listen to it, it still makes sense in reference to modern music, and if it's all bad, at least it's not half-bad. It didn't get millions of views because people hated it, it got millions of views because people saw it and it was easy to make fun of, while listening to it multiple times through. You had to know just how bad that chorus was, how awkward a 40 year old rapper in a video of young people is.

R-Black is art of the highest order, she says nothing of herself, just of you and your views of herself.

 

[FelixDeCat]

You had to know just how bad that chorus was, how awkward a 40 year old rapper in a video of young people is.

Please leave R. Kelly out of this.

 

[Brigandier]

Please leave R. Kelly out of this.

I missed the golden shower part of the video, my bad.

It's probably cut out when she stutters about the day after friday. That day is called shower day, and you cry to your priest for 10 hours.

 

[erikistired]

i just realized what she sounds like. fran drescher on autotune.

 

[0roo0roo]

lol thats exactly what i thought

 

[gevorg]

Rebecca Black just proves my theory about modern music. Anybody can become a pop singer today thanks to Autotune. You just need to be good looking, and even then we've got Photoshop and After Effects to fix you up.

Everybody please stop calling these people "recording artists", because they're not. John Coltrane was an artist. The Beatles were artists. Muddy Waters was an artist. Ke$ha is not an artist, nor is Lady Gaga, or Justin Beiber. They're hacks that make a lot of money while contributing nothing worthwhile.

:thumbsup:

 

[shortylickens]

You are 13, someone comes up to you and tells you, you have the worst song in the world, ever of all time.

Does this make you better or worse than other 13 year olds?

Most kids don't do shit worth talking about, much less ridiculing.

Attention whoring and self-indulgence are not exactly challenging or wild activities for modern american 13 year olds.

 

[Triumph]

I'm so old to these internet trends anymore, I totally missed this one. My sister who is a mom had to tell me about it.

But there are still 6 minutes left for all of us to enjoy this knockoff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npgdw5Zb7TY

 

[0roo0roo]

 

[Howard]

she's got the makings of a horologist